Author Topic: War & Peace - Epic AW profile reads  (Read 645 times)

Offline jsnsummer

Morning all this young lady is in Nottingham External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She looks like my type, positive reviews (mostly) but jeezus she don't half go on in her profile!

I got bored about four lines in! Listen love I want to know you are not a nutter & you like a laugh. I don't need you whole life story or need to know your philosophy of life, death and punting! If you want to write a book there are better places to practice...........I just want a fuck!

Any other examples of ladies getting carried away and thinking they are the next Jeffrey Archer or JK Rowling?

Offline GingerNuts

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If you were thinking of booking she's post-op according to various posts.

Offline ZeroCount

I like longer profiles, within reason. I like to know exactly what a girl's offering before I see her, without having to email with a bunch of questions (which usually get ignored anyway). I'm happy to put in a bit of time reading before I shell out my hard earned cash.

It's sometimes even fun to read a bit of general chit-chat on there, as long as it doesn't go on too much. It's helps to get an impression of what someone's like before seeing them. It only starts to annoy me when the profile is so convoluted and waffly that it's hard to find the info you actually need. And that's often an indication that the girl's one to avoid anyway. :wackogirl:

Offline Punter S Thompson

Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac