Author Topic: @Classy Thai Kate - Nottingham  (Read 2618 times)


18 review(s) for Thai Classy Kate (8 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline CJames01

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Cost: £120 for 1 hour

Location: 5/10 - Literally, the meet happened in a factory in Netherfield by the Lidl.  When she sent me the address, I figured it'd be in a nearby house or flat, but no - as it all sounded dodgy as fuck I proceeded with caution. There's a bunch of industrial units there that are fenced off. This place, there's like one of those temporary builder's doors they put up around construction sites with a pretty letterbox outside. There's a yard filled with containers and stuff, plus a parked crewcab. The unit itself is a red-brick factory building with a roller shutter. Felt all very GTA to me. Anyway, soldering on, I approached the office and pushed open the door, and there's 2 Thai girls behind what looks like a doctor's reception. There's an upstairs which I didn't see,  but I was lead into the massage room next door to the reception. The owner has built himself his own massage spa in his factory. It's low lit with candles, there's a table in the centre of the room, a sink, towel rails and a shower in the corner that looks like it came from the Enterprise, all flashing lights and dials. Later, Kate tells me that it's actually a working factory, but the owner also uses it for fighting and betting. Who knew.

Comms: 6/10 - Booked same day with a response 2 hours after I initially got in touch. That was fine, only when I got there, there seemed to be some confusion over what time I'd time I booked for and with which girl. Some back and forth in thai between the two girls and checking the message trail on my phone, eventually it was all sorted and I was in with the right girl.

The girl: 7/10 - When I booked, I was hoping for another Jinny, based on the photos on her profile. Kate is absolutely the girl in the photos, but they're definitely either airbrushed or from a few years ago. She's not old by any stretch of the imagination, just not as young as in the photos IMHO. She's pretty and has a lovely feeling body, great tits which I think must be fake and if they are, they are very tastefully done. She is bigger than the photos and videos would have you believe, but only because of her height and because she's older - she had a little bit of a belly, maybe a mummy tummy, and was about 5'7" I would say, only marginally shorter than I am. Talking to her was difficult, she knew some English but her accent made it impossible to understand, so it was quite disjointed. I spoke in single words and hand gestures. She was dressed in a crappy white t-shirt when I arrived in reception, then a pretty red nighty when she emerged in the massage room. She spent most of the meet with a sultry look on her face, but later relaxed with a nice smile.

The punt: Thai massage, full body massage, OW, cowgirl, side-ways fucking (is there a name for this position?) and HJ to finish.

This visit is difficult to score.

Pros: What Kate did do, she did well. I've not had many massages before, but it felt nice. She uses a lot of oil. Full body was great. She flips me over, takes a gulp of oil and rubs some over her chest. She rubs my cock with her tits, and then climbs on, grinding along my shaft. There was no penetration at this point, but I was a little concerned as didn't have a condom on.

She gets off and puts the condom on, stares me direct in the eye and dribbles the oil from her mouth over me. She then takes me in mouth. It's not a long continuous thing or  rapid fire pornstar blow, it's one stroke at a time, little bursts of 2-3 bobs. It's tight, felt great - like I'm pulsating at this point it's so hard. I'm sure another minute or two would have got me. However, the buzzer on the door goes and she pops out to the reception. Literally my cock feels like it's going to blow-up it's so hard. She comes back quickly, gives me three good sucks and my hard-on is still raging, so she climbs on top and grinds against me in cowgirl while I play with her tits. We switch position and she turns sideways which a new one for me, and I clasp her hips and push into her. Unfortunately my raging hard-on deserts me, and she asks me what happened.

She takes the rubber off and proceeds to give me an oily handjob until I finish, which was good. Once I was finished, she kept jerking, which made me laugh like an idiot so I asked her to stop. Bemused, she gave it a quick rapidfire tug and made me laugh again. Clearly she found this amusing, because it happened 2 or 3 more times.

Cons: So there's some I've mentioned already, the location is off-putting, the confusion on the door between the girls and deserting her post during oral were not great.

CIM, facial and OWO are all listed on her menu but tbh, I don't think they're on offer. When she decided I didn't get any feeling with the condom on and took to the handjob (which she asked if I wanted and I said yes and glad I did), I also indicated OWO and she smiled at me, but that didn't lead to anything.

Once I had finished, we cleaned up and I was directed to the space shower. Whilst I got dressed, she had a shower too. She told me that she did thai massage and full body massage without the GFE stuff, for next time. As if I was going to do that...

Was led out the room, went back to the car, and discovered including the shower and the conversation at the start, I'd only been in there 38 mins, so my hour was cut short which I can't help but feel slightly aggrieved by. I don't think there was any chance of a second pop so not a drama and I did take more than 30 mins, so there's that.

Summary
So it was probably the oddest punt I had, at least initially. I think I had expectations with this one that it didn't quite live up to. I was satisfied with what I did get, so I've rated it as a positive, but it could equally be a neutral. Probably someone with more experience than me would have judged it as such, maybe I'm too nice :D

I think Kate comes and goes from Nottingham, it's actually the second time I've contacted her. The first time she replied but she was leaving before I could be available. She told me she goes on holiday soon, but also suggested I came back and saw her again. I think were I going to go back, I'd want to direct things a little more. Doggy instead of sideways, clarify owo, that sort of thing. It felt very much like she had a routine, which is fine because it was all very sensual, but still. It was good enough I'd consider going back, but I don't think I'd be in a rush, there's other girls to sample.

Judging by the tats, the other girl there I believe was: External Link/Members Only Don't quote me though, it was all a little confusing. If it is her, she's a petite busty Thai girl. Had a good slap of make-up on her and was dressed in a latex skirt and strappy top thing. Bit more pornstar looking, compared to Kate's girl next door. She's not here long either. But I can see other girls coming and going as well given the set-up. Quite how you advertise your own massage parlour is available to use I dunno, but kudos to the factory guy who's living his best life. Each to their own.

Offline NervousJ

ha ha, ive been to this place a year or so ago... i thought was going to be kidnapped or something... it's a decent place apart from walking through the yard... looks worth another viist...

Offline Grebrat

Thanks for the review matey.  Is there any chance you have her number?

Offline CJames01

I deleted it sorry.

She said she was coming back though after a holiday in scarborough, maybe a week or two

Offline GoldTop


Offline CJames01

I mean, name and location are correct but prices are different - £80 for 1 hour instead of £120. Could of course be a different girl.

I managed to recover the number from a deleted note, the number is different also.

Dunno if I'm allowed to post it? I'll PM it you @grebrat.