Vanessa Mae - Slough TOFTT

[BigPuntBazz]

So, saw this WG a few days ago and it would have been a positive if not for a FISHY problem.

Comms: Texted initially and recieved messages back within 30 minutes. Arranged a 30 min meeting for the same day a few hours later. Texted when outside, was not on phone once.

Location: The typical punt location in Slough, located centrally in the town. Plenty of parking everywhere, paid 2 quid for an hour.

The meet: Buzzed up promptly and was met with the typical behind the door trick. When I went inside I was surprised, she is better looking then her photos and her body was all natural too. Face 8/10, Body 8/10, a great looking WG and definitely Mexican.

Asked for the bathroom and then met her in the bedroom. Exchanged squids, that was stored away and onto the action. Started with some great DFK and we started to touch eachother up. Then moved to some OW (My choice, she offers OWO) and that then progressed to some Cowgirl. All was going well for maybe 5 or 10 minutes, moved from CG, to mish, to pronebone until doggystyle. I then smell the WORST case of fishy pussy I have ever smelt.

I genuinely could write a paragraph describing the smell. It's been days and I can STILL smell it. I think it's probably psychological but my God. As soon as I started doggy it completely killed the punt. I lost interest, had to move my face away to not smell it and lost my hard on. Then just asked her for a hand job, popped, and then I went off for a shower. Thank God for the shower as the smell lingered on my dick before it.

If not for that stink, I think I would have had a good time but my God, don't do it to yourselves lads. Neutral for the fact that she was nice, good looking and did try but she needs to get that shit sorted.

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[Wozel]

Nothing worse than a fishy fanny

[RAJEC]

Fishy fanny = straight red imo 

[king tarzan]

Fishy fanny = straight red imo 

Certainly wouldn't be working for the Martinez brothers in Rambo last blood

[Ricky69]

Dude, this is a straight negative.. A fanny as pungent as that, surely she too could smell it.  It's highly likely that she had thrush or was on time of the month at the relevant point. 

I saw her once as a last resort and my recollection was that she had a nice body but pretty awful breath.  When pounding i also remember she didn't smell particularly fresh.

She's had a change of name i'm quite sure too.

[Voyager]

So, saw this WG a few days ago and it would have been a positive if not for a FISHY problem.

Comms: Texted initially and recieved messages back within 30 minutes. Arranged a 30 min meeting for the same day a few hours later. Texted when outside, was not on phone once.

Location: The typical punt location in Slough, located centrally in the town. Plenty of parking everywhere, paid 2 quid for an hour.

The meet: Buzzed up promptly and was met with the typical behind the door trick. When I went inside I was surprised, she is better looking then her photos and her body was all natural too. Face 8/10, Body 8/10, a great looking WG and definitely Mexican.

Asked for the bathroom and then met her in the bedroom. Exchanged squids, that was stored away and onto the action. Started with some great DFK and we started to touch eachother up. Then moved to some OW (My choice, she offers OWO) and that then progressed to some Cowgirl. All was going well for maybe 5 or 10 minutes, moved from CG, to mish, to pronebone until doggystyle. I then smell the WORST case of fishy pussy I have ever smelt.

I genuinely could write a paragraph describing the smell. It's been days and I can STILL smell it. I think it's probably psychological but my God. As soon as I started doggy it completely killed the punt. I lost interest, had to move my face away to not smell it and lost my hard on. Then just asked her for a hand job, popped, and then I went off for a shower. Thank God for the shower as the smell lingered on my dick before it.

If not for that stink, I think I would have had a good time but my God, don't do it to yourselves lads. Neutral for the fact that she was nice, good looking and did try but she needs to get that shit sorted.

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I visited her over a year ago and she was great but....

The fish smell was there.  Not as strong as you experienced but strong enough to be off putting.  What a shame...

[Joe112]

A friend of mine saw her recently and confirmed the smell and bad attitude. I did ask him to leave a review so he will soon I guess

[SayLess]

I am very suspicuous of people that describe a pussy as smelling fishy. I presume people mean old amonia-like fish smell or fish that has gone off rather than a fresh fish smell which is quite benign. In my entire sexual history I have never come across this. Pussies have all kinds of different smells, some better and worse than others, but never ever anything that smells fishy. The stronger pussy smells I've experienced comes from natural musk/pheremones, unwashed skin, salky/sweaty, urine, thrush, yeast, white acidic discharge, latex/rubber, lube, old cum, anal mucus, druggie/chemically smell. But none of those are anything like old fish. I can't believe I've been just lucky to have not experienced it.

I wonder if this is just people being lazy. If they encounter a woman whose pussy smell they dislike, they just simple say it smells fishy.

[Wozel]

I am very suspicuous of people that describe a pussy as smelling fishy. I presume people mean old amonia-like fish smell or fish that has gone off rather than a fresh fish smell which is quite benign. In my entire sexual history I have never come across this. Pussies have all kinds of different smells, some better and worse than others, but never ever anything that smells fishy. The stronger pussy smells I've experienced comes from natural musk/pheremones, unwashed skin, salky/sweaty, urine, thrush, yeast, white acidic discharge, latex/rubber, lube, old cum, anal mucus, druggie/chemically smell. But none of those are anything like old fish. I can't believe I've been just lucky to have not experienced it.

I wonder if this is just people being lazy. If they encounter a woman whose pussy smell they dislike, they just simple say it smells fishy.

You are the chosen one!

[SEViking]

Did she play the violin at all?

[Bornslippy]

I am very suspicuous of people that describe a pussy as smelling fishy. I presume people mean old amonia-like fish smell or fish that has gone off rather than a fresh fish smell which is quite benign. In my entire sexual history I have never come across this. Pussies have all kinds of different smells, some better and worse than others, but never ever anything that smells fishy. The stronger pussy smells I've experienced comes from natural musk/pheremones, unwashed skin, salky/sweaty, urine, thrush, yeast, white acidic discharge, latex/rubber, lube, old cum, anal mucus, druggie/chemically smell. But none of those are anything like old fish. I can't believe I've been just lucky to have not experienced it.

I wonder if this is just people being lazy. If they encounter a woman whose pussy smell they dislike, they just simple say it smells fishy.

Fuck me there's always one ain't there? Her pussy smelt of fish, scampi nik naks, whatever. Dont need some forensic boffin to blind us with science. Smelly fanny...end of punt. Negative. Unlucky OP

[RAJEC]

I am very suspicuous of people that describe a pussy as smelling fishy. I presume people mean old amonia-like fish smell or fish that has gone off rather than a fresh fish smell which is quite benign. In my entire sexual history I have never come across this. Pussies have all kinds of different smells, some better and worse than others, but never ever anything that smells fishy. The stronger pussy smells I've experienced comes from natural musk/pheremones, unwashed skin, salky/sweaty, urine, thrush, yeast, white acidic discharge, latex/rubber, lube, old cum, anal mucus, druggie/chemically smell. But none of those are anything like old fish. I can't believe I've been just lucky to have not experienced it.

I wonder if this is just people being lazy. If they encounter a woman whose pussy smell they dislike, they just simple say it smells fishy.

 

Shut up mate

[lillythesavage]

I am very suspicuous of people that describe a pussy as smelling fishy. I presume people mean old amonia-like fish smell or fish that has gone off rather than a fresh fish smell which is quite benign. In my entire sexual history I have never come across this. Pussies have all kinds of different smells, some better and worse than others, but never ever anything that smells fishy. The stronger pussy smells I've experienced comes from natural musk/pheremones, unwashed skin, salky/sweaty, urine, thrush, yeast, white acidic discharge, latex/rubber, lube, old cum, anal mucus, druggie/chemically smell. But none of those are anything like old fish. I can't believe I've been just lucky to have not experienced it.

I wonder if this is just people being lazy. If they encounter a woman whose pussy smell they dislike, they just simple say it smells fishy.

Take note of your user name and thank god it has not happened to you, though you seem to have tasted most types of smelly pussy, how was the white acidic discharge tasting?