Author Topic: Jennifer - FuGui Chinese Massage (nice girl, venue issues) Hall Green  (Read 831 times)

Offline Fkinloser


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I've been here before although not for a year or so, previously known as Jasmine Massage, the signage outside says Natural Therapy.   Uses the same phone number as the last time I went although advertises as under new management.   Made an appointment by text and got a response calling me "darling" so expected little change in service type.  I think I reviewed my last visit here as positive from memory.

I went to park in KFC as before but they have put cameras in and signs up to say the car park is monitored now, there is probably a reasonable time limit, I decided not to chance it and parked in School Road, a 5 minute walk away.

This shop has a place right on a busy crossroads with traffic lights, on the main A34 Stratford Road, the door into the shop is inside a shared lobby however so not so bad.   There is also a back door although until today I didn't know they used it to allow punters in as well as out.     I walked straight in the open lobby and internal shop door and a lady came from the back to welcome me, she didn't ask if i'd booked but took £40 off me for an agreed hour and led me into the room that has the fire exit which was also open - guess they were airing the place out.

She called out to a girl who was out the back doing something or other who came running in masked up, shut the back door,  told me to get undressed and went through to the main shop leaving me in virtual darkness to undress.  She came back a few minutes later gave my body a few light strokes and then proceeded to give a really excellent massage, far above the usual Chinese standard, much like a trained Thai masseuse might give.   She had strong hands but rough hands and worked well, after about 30 minutes she swapped to more sensual movement and asked if I wanted "special service".    At this point I hadn't even seen her properly so just asked for a happy ending for which she confirmed £20.

I flipped over and here's where the negative comes in.  There is a sudden conversation through the door and suddenly she says she's sorry and goes and opens the back door to allow a youngish asian punter to walk through whilst i'm bollock naked waiting on the handjob.    Apparently he was too embarrassed to use the front door but it didn't occur to the establishment that this might be an issue for me, the occupant of the room.    Anyway, interruption over she provided a reasonable hand job to completion.

For the last 15 minutes she continued the massage and got quite chatty, her English is better than average for this type of place but told me she was married for 13 years to an English guy, she explained the back door was available for "embarrassed types".       She also mentioned that I was the first punter she'd seen in the 3 days she'd been there that was wearing a mask, she's Co-vid scared and semi-confessed OCD on hand washing.    She cleaned me up well, I paid her the £20 and left - via the walk of shame route despite the availability of the back door.

Can't provide a great description of the girl, in the gloom I noticed a few small tattoos, one on a shoulder and one on an ankle, she wore a knee length dress, looks a size 8-10 and was masked all the way.   Her stage name in Jenn/Jennifer and she's pleasant and chatty and a very good masseuse.

Unlikely I'll go back again, if the possibility of a punter roaming through your session bothers you ask for the room without the back door!

Offline dog999

Back door entry sounds a nightmare, good job it wasn't PLOD! :hi:

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Can we have a description of the Asian fella? and did it have one of these:

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Offline Fkinloser

Saw more of him than I did the girl giving the massage, in his 20's, black leather jacket, short curly-ish hair, looked mildly embarrassed to see me too  :scare:

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Offline shylad57

Maybe he was the deliveroo driver dropping off a spot of lunch?  :lol:
At least he didnt laugh or make a comment like "is that like a cock only smaller?" as he passed by, just to compund your embarrassment.  :yahoo:
Fair play to you for seeing it out though :hi:

Offline Fkinloser

He could have done, the girl thought opening the door in a rush more important than finding a towel to cover my struggling todger  :unknown:

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You should have started screaming in pain 😫 when you busted your load. Set the scene nicely for the guy waiting.
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Offline Fkinloser

He was clearly a next-level punter in B28 judging by his covert entry.   I probably should have returned the favour and stuck my head into the his room on my way out to say goodbye.

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Definitely. Stand there squeezing your groin shouting 'awight mate'
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Offline Henry767

I've been to Acurelax and the one above the nail bar on the A34 ( which think is the nearest to the M42, my starting point), but is this a different place? Where is it in relation to the other 2 please? The numbering on Stratford road seems pretty random!

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I've been to Acurelax and the one above the nail bar on the A34 ( which think is the nearest to the M42, my starting point), but is this a different place? Where is it in relation to the other 2 please? The numbering on Stratford road seems pretty random!
The FG is in Hall Green, right by the train station.  Acurelax is in Shirley. By car they're about ten mins apart

Offline oldmanking

The FG is in Hall Green, right by the train station.  Acurelax is in Shirley. By car they're about ten mins apart

says the man who doesn't drive....?  but we get his drift....  the venues long way apart.  different boroughs of bham totally.

Offline Henry767

The FG is in Hall Green, right by the train station.  Acurelax is in Shirley. By car they're about ten mins apart

Thank you.