Siam Thai Massage, Ketley
Venue: Small shop on a housing estate. Next to a convenience store. Not very discreet. Pretty busy on the Saturday I went.
Fee: £45 for massage + £20 for HE + £35 for topless + £45 for bottomless (TOFTT to see what you actually get for the higher prices)
Masseuse: Minty the girl you see in the ad. Rounder face than in the photos. Biggish boobs. No makeup. Photos have filters on.
The Action: Parked up outside the shop and buzzed to be let in. Minty asked if I'd booked. I said no and lucky she was free. Asked for a massage and paid £45. Shown into room and asked to undress. Room wasn't the best. You can see it in the photos in the ad and have a shower cubicle and sauna thing in it as well as the massage table. Large window to the room facing the street. Not the best curtains. Not sure how much privacy you'd have with the lights on in the winter. Shower cubicle looked a bit moldy so I didn't use it. I stripped off and lay on the table. Minty came through to join me. Massage was pretty gentle. No CC or reach unders. No chat. I kept hoping for something to happen but it didn't. After about 35 minutes I was asked to turn over. Little me wasn't standing to attention. Massage continued. I let my hand brush her leg. She moved away so clearly no touching allowed. I carried on hoping something was going to happen but nothing did. We were now about 15 minutes before the end of massage. Finally she asked if he'd like a massage. I wasn't turned on at all. I asked how much and she said £20 which I agreed to. She grabbed my soft cock and tried wanking it, but no effect. This clearly wasn't going to happen, so I asked if she did topless. Extra £35, which I agreed to as I wanted to see them as they looked like they might be impressive. She dropped the top of her dress and pulled her bra down to her waist. Big boobs, wide nipples, not erect. Not bad. She tried a few more wanking movements but it still wasn't working. I thought fuck it, let's see what you can get for your money. I asked if she did nude and she said an extra £45 for nude. Ouch! I thought about it and went with it. She dropped her dress and pulled her knickers down to her knees. She had a trimmed bush and a little bit of a belly, but nice bum. I had a grope of her boobs and bum and asked if she did sex. She said no. I ended up rubbing her pussy. Fingers inside not allowed. She wasn't very wet but it was starting to work for me. I eventually came. I had a look at my fingers and they had white lumpy stuff on and smelt a bit fishy.
Verdict: Not great. Very expensive especially as you only get action in the last 5 to 10 minutes. Not the cleanest of places. Minty is pretty but service limited. I would not go again.
