Author Topic: Lovely.Sandy girl - Borats Sister!!- Birmingham  (Read 3445 times)


51 review(s) for Lovely.Sandy girl (37 positive, 6 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline BustaNut

This meet took place within the last week.

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Venue - Birmingham City Centre apartment, just off Broad Street

Comms - Excellent. All done via text except when I got to the apartment, when I called to confirm entry instructions.

Cost - £60 for 30 minutes

The girl - From the neck down, she has the most amazing body with some beautifully done bolt-ons. Her face is probably a 5, with some obvious lip fillers and an angular jaw line.

The event - the door was slightly ajar as I approached her apartment and I had already been warned in the text instructions not to knock, so I walked right in. I knew what to expect in terms of what she looked like facially, but wasn't expecting her body to be so fine! She was wearing a pink mini dress and it just showed off her body. She leaned forward with puckered lips, gave me a kiss and showed me to the bedroom. Confirmed 30 mins, paid her and she disappeared to stash it, not before showing me where the shower was. It was a hot day, so even though I'd showered an hour earlier, I decided to give the cock and balls another wash.
Once she re-entered the room, she seemed a little flustered and said 'its too fucking hot'. I laughed and agreed. I was already naked on the bed by now and she came over and started kissing me. It wasn't FK or even DFK, I can't really describe it tbh, it was the weirdest kissing I'd ever experienced. She sort of puckered her hips and tried to kiss the side of my lips, whilst blocking my tongue from coming out of my mouth. Like I said, weird. Oh, I nearly forgot, at the same time, she's making the strangest coo-ing sounds, like some 70's porn movie, but if it was starring feral pidgeons instead of people.

So, after 5 or mins of this, she heads down south and starts the OWO. It's medium depth with lots of hand action and more of the weird 'coo-ing' sounds. About a minute in, without looking at me and while using my dick like a sort of microphone, she says 'cum in mouth is extra'. I already knew this and wasn't interested, but the bit that got me was that she sounded exactly like Borat when he says 'is niice'!! I just chuckled and said no thanks. This carried on for about 5 mins and was starting to get a little toothy, so asked her to take her dress off. She stood up and removed it to reveal a banging body with some beautifully done tits. I went straight for them and just as I'm about to get stuck in, (she's still coo-ing by the way) she says 'careful of my nipples, they're sensitive' in that same Borat voice and mid coo. So, she has really nice tits but you can't do much with them. I ask for a condom and she obliges with a flavoured one, can't remember which, then puts on a healthy handful of lube and lays down. I tell her I want doggy and she says (in that Borat voice) 'no, this is better'. I begrudgingly enter her and pound away for what seems like an eternity but I have no sensation down there - her pussy is loose and she's used so much lube that it's difficult to get any traction. All the while she's got me in a bear hug so I can't even have a play with them titties! I ask for doggy and she shouts 'aaaaaargh, fuck! No, this is better'. I again say I'd like doggy and she lets out a huge sigh and tells me to wait. She reaches for the lube and applies another huge dollop on the condom and her fanny (which has some pretty big and dark lips, for those of you interested btw). I tell her it's not necessary but she ignores me and tells me it's too fucking hot again. I enter her from behind and pound away quite hard for 5-6 mins but again, I'm not feeling anything so ask her to go down to prone. She shouts NO, turns around and removes my condom and starts giving me a handjob instead. I am literally lost for words here so let her carry on. I maneuver myself so I'm now lying down and she starts to go to town on it. I'm pissed off out how this has turned out and I have no intention of letting her get off without putting in a bit of work. 5 or so mins later, shes glistening with sweat and gives up. She tells me to do it myself but not to cum on her face, again in that Borat voice. So I get up, straddle her chest, which she seems sursprised at and wank way until I shoot my load all over her tits, neck and chin. She groans, tuts and give me the death stare. She's pissed off but I don't care. I just head straight for the shower, leaving her to clean herself up. Not another word is exchanged between us and as I'm getting dressed she's on her phones. 7-8 mins later I'm back in my car. What a shit punt.

She's been in the game a long time, doesn't enjoy it and it quite obviously shows. I know the price-point makes it very tempting to go and see her, but I'd save your cash and have a wank or see one of the £20 p&d's available in smethwick. They surely wouldn't be any worse that this. You'd just be paying her an extra £40 for the same service plus a shower and kissing.

Any questions, fire away. I'll answer as best as I can.


Offline Cryton123

She’s been heading down the ‘bat shit crazy’ route for years. Sounds like she’s finally arrived!

Better luck on your next punt  :hi:

Offline mudsucker

She’s weird. I didn’t like her at all. Got snappy with me because I didn’t understand her bad English. And she farted. Never again.

Offline Juankerr

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Thanks for the review BN  :hi:

I often get tempted by the pictures, especially her new tits, but never get round to it. I saw Sandy just the once years back in a duo with Jenny and she was quite good but I always preferred Jenny.

Hope you have a better one next time out.

Offline Talbear

Sorry to hear you had a shit time Busta…. But your post saved me a £100 hour long booking today…

Thanks for posting this, without it I’d have no doubt been as pissed off as you were and lighter in the pocket..! 👏🏻

So I took your advice and had a wank 🙌🏻

Offline alibirmingham

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And she farted.

This had me howling with laughter  :lol: :lol:

She’s been up and down on reviews and recently I got very very tempted to the point I was going to call but her number wasn’t showing. Not going to say I won’t because I may if I get desperate but if she farts then I’m out and will vow never again

Offline shed

Don't women sometimes fart through their vagina. Think it's called vaginal gas, where air gets trapped inside their vagina and when released it has the same sound as a fart

Offline lamboman

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I'm unlikely to see her but she does look FAF.
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Offline alibirmingham

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Don't women sometimes fart through their vagina. Think it's called vaginal gas, where air gets trapped inside their vagina and when released it has the same sound as a fart

Yep, that’s known as a queef and that I don’t mind so much tbh

Offline BustaNut

Thanks guys, I'm just glad that I could save my fellow punters some money.

Thinking about that Borat-esque accent still makes me chuckle though 🤣🤣

Offline mr.bluesky

Don't women sometimes fart through their vagina. Think it's called vaginal gas, where air gets trapped inside their vagina and when released it has the same sound as a fart

Simply known as a fanny fart  :hi:

Offline dog999

Nowt wrong with that, just shows you are giving her a good pounding. :hi:

Offline Straightsix

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Nowt wrong with that, just shows you are giving her a good pounding. :hi:
On the contrary. It just means she has no air leaks.
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Offline Bondmaniac

I have seen her twice as a duo, always found her really nice.  Was with Dark Alex who was also really good fun.  Not been too Birmingham in ages but i would definitely have another go.  She was always good value for me. 
Maybe the weather didn't suit.

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I have seen her twice as a duo, always found her really nice.  Was with Dark Alex who was also really good fun.  Not been too Birmingham in ages but i would definitely have another go.  She was always good value for me. 
Maybe the weather didn't suit.

That must of been time ago as I Dnt t hunk they work together anymore do they? Beside their sevice went downhill after that

Offline Splodge

She’s weird. I didn’t like her at all. Got snappy with me because I didn’t understand her bad English. And she farted. Never again.

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Offline alpharius

She’s weird. I didn’t like her at all. Got snappy with me because I didn’t understand her bad English. And she farted. Never again.
She did a nasty eggy shit midway through my punt with her. Beggars belief

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She did a nasty eggy shit midway through my punt with her. Beggars belief

Think this is the worst one yet. Taking a shit on punters time  :vomit:

Offline sanj07

She has serious attitude reminds me when she was actually physically abusive few years back!

Offline Punterperson1971

She has serious attitude reminds me when she was actually physically abusive few years back!
Agree she’s done the attitude thing with me what trying to arrange a meet with her