External Link/Members OnlyPunt took place this week.
Day off work, was keen to treat myself. Both my safe bets were not available so I had to look for something new. Nicky was in my HL for ages given so many impressive reviews and a sound history here on UKP, I've created so many expectations in my mind and decided to take my chances.
COmms: Olina via text. No faffs, quickly responded and I was granted the booking. 90 minutes for 220 british shekels. yeah, I forgot to ask for the discount
The girl: Nothing to do with the airburshed pictures from olina, that's way 'overphotoshopped'. The 2 selifes natural pics does match the reality. Her round face resembles 'Thomas de engine' to me.
Reception: Usual hiding behind the door. Not really a warm welcome. Peck on the cheeck, guided me to the bedroom and asked for the money straight away 🧐 . Paperwork in hands, she counted the money note by note twice. Gave me a towel (clean) and show the way to the shower. I was expecting the assisted shower as per the Thai girls protocol but she just left me there and vanished to somewhere else in the flat. Finished the shower and went back to bedroom where she was stripped and help to dry me out.
The punt:
I'm glad 99% of the punters had an awesome experience, but that was not the case here. Either there was no spark, we just didn't click very well, or she was in one of her 'not so good' days I guess. She started a BJ but every time stopping for something, getting a baby wipe, spitting and cleaning, then leaving the bedroom for a while, then coming back again... spitting in the toilet paper and cleaning... At some point, she had my cock in one hand and the toilet roll in another. Seriously, I think she used that whole roll during the punt, wtf. Also, zero eye contact. Limited kissing.
Started to get upset and ask for a 69. She got into position but was dodging her pussy all the time so I could not lick it... to avoid loose the momentum, asked for the rubber. Got one from the bedside table, she lubed herself and we started to fuck.
Went trought my playlist of favourite positions but throughout the fun she was cleared not enjoying herself and her head was miles away somewhere in Pattaya. Also I could not find out if her pussy is tight or not, as she have used so much lube as I've never seen before.
I can also confirm whatever some other punters have described as her over the top fake moans and her catchphrase 'fuck my bitch, fuck my bitch' as true and very off-putting.
After all the above took place, first pop.
I was then offered a massage, which I just cannot complain. Up to the best Thai standards. Massage starts on my back, the got told to 'tuln alound' when she started a blow job again, where she used the second toilet roll now, spitting and cleaning.
Fully recovered and up for business, but after so many turn offs, fucked her so i could cum as fast as possible towards the second pop. Job done and straight away she leaves the bedroom and vanishes again.
Got my stuff and made my way to the shower. Was dressing myself while she was on the kitchen texting on her phone and washing the dishes. What an awesome 'after sales customer care'
Overall her whole performance felt very meh and artificial. All services delivered as advertised so no doubt that would be a positive. However, given so many put offs, that will be a neutral. She did apologized for being tired and not at full speed, but come on: If a WG is not keen to work or is feeling tired, just cancel the booking and go chill-out somewhere ffs.
Topic: Nicky - Olina - fuck my bitch (Read 2881 times)