Having had a few twinges over the past few months in my left shoulder and back I've been crying out for a proper massage, so I thought I'd give this place a try after visiting a client in the local area this week. I've only ever been to one Thai Massage place in my life before in Amsterdam and the massage was phenomenal (no extras there) - so was hoping this place would give equally as good a massage. I wasn't fussed for any extras - though did have a few extra reddies in my wallet "just in case" having read some reviews on here of differing ladies offering differing services. I thought I'd see how it went, what the lady was like etc. and make a decision whilst there if the mood hit me.
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External Link/Members OnlyDetails£35 for 1 hour Thai Massage (with a £10 voucher on their website - running the promotion until 21st September). Ended up paying extra £80 for B2B inc. HE. She was a little tigress, which I'll get onto and thought I'd splash out.
CommsGave them a quick call about an hour before I was going to leave my client. They confirmed availability and to rock on up to them an hour later. Gave them my "name" and they said they'd see me in an hour.
VenueAs per their website - in the town centre, ample parking around and setup as a proper looking Thai Massage place. Didn't feel seedy walking in at all - although when I was initially walking in, I was only planning on a 1 hour Thai Massage as the priority. When I arrived I headed to reception and there was a young black lady - certainly not Thai - on reception. My heart sunk a little bit, but after taking my name she said I'd be in with Jen - would promptly appeared as her name was said. Jen was definitely a Thai lady - result I thought, as I'm in for a proper Thai massage now!
JenNot bad looking Thai lady in her mid 40s. Looked quite cute in her Masseuse uniform - all professional - and very cheery. Cute boobs, around a C cup I'd say and proper juicy lady parts which I got to have a play with - which I'll cover more on shortly. She didn't speak the best English, but good enough and she was pretty chatty throughout. Once extras had been agreed, she definitely became even more animated and quite sensual - took me quite by surprise with some of her kinkiness. She also told me during our time she's only just started in the Stratford site this week - apparantly they needed a Thai lady for Thai Massage and the other lady who was on reception wasn't Thai (I'd kinda figured that lol). She said she would likely be there more often than not, and to ask for Jen if I came back.
Our time togetherSo - after being shown into the room, she asked me if I wanted a drink. It was a hot so asked for a glass of water which she ran off to get and told me to make myself ready and gestured to the table. I stripped fully, wrapped the towel around myself and laid on the massage table. Not sure if this is a thing, but the paper sheet was covering the head hole, so had to rip it a bit with my hands for my head to go through the hole! Not a big deal - but confused me for a minute or so. She came back a few minutes later, popped a glass of water on the table and got straight to work asking me how hard I'd like it. I told her to go as hard as she liked and I'd tell her if it was too much. I used to run track back in my youth so am no stranger to pretty excruciating massages to get into the tight places. There was only one time during the massage it was a bit sore, but that was on my shoulder which has been giving me some grief. She then spent a bit of extra time "working" the muscle. Plenty of attention all over my body, back, legs, arms, bum - the lot. Overall the massage was 10/10 for me and hit all the right spots. After about 30 minutes the whisper of "extras" reached my ear. I was expecting it to be honest as the odd swipe here and there, and her talking about another muscle which needed a massage which she hadn't got to yet. I asked what was on offer and she immediately jumped to B2B with HE for £100. Bit pricey for me - but she'd got me in the mood enough so I was willing to see if there were any extras I wanted, so said I didn't have that much on me, how much for HE. I get the feeling she wanted B2B with me (which turned near enough into faux sex) so she said she'd do it all in for £80. Bugger it I thought - if the massage was anything to go by, let's see what her B2B was like. As soon as I'd agreed, her clothes couldn't come off quick enough - they hit the floor and as she was clambering aboard she took to lightly blowing in my ear then licking it - kinky bugger she was! She soon started with the B2B and was rubbing her boobs and lady parts all over me - more licking, blowing and giggling as she went. She had a great technique too and was actually carrying on with the massage. Hitting the muscles as she went - not just a case of rubbing her body up and down mine. By this point, I was pretty horny and little fella was definitely aroused. She flipped me over and continued with the B2B - this time she was near enough rubbing her lady parts all over my shaft - at one point I thought she was going to mount me bareback and I was preparing to deftly move little man away as she got really close - but she flipped to the side at the last moment just before I did to tease it even more. This kinkiness continued for a good 10 minutes - she thrust her boobs in my mouth of which I had a good suck on and continued to rub her lady parts all over me. She started making noises that suggested she was horny as hell, before she laid down at the side of me and started with the HE. My hand was pretty close to her naughty parts at this point - I moved a bit closer with my hand and she responded by backing herself onto it, so I went with the flow and was teasing her clit as she stroked and fondled my little man. I stuck a finger in as I stroked and she moaned a little more - so I did the two finger clit stroke/finger for a while and I'm pretty sure she was on the verge of climaxing as she pulled away from my hand to calm down. She backed back onto it a minute later and was grinding away on my hand - all the time bashing my bishop as she went. I have to admit, I wasn't expecting any of this when I walked through the door ! I blew my load soon after, after which we both took a quick shower before I got dressed and headed out. Was in there just over an hour in all.
SummaryWell - had this been just the massage - would have been a positive in anycase. She knows what's she's doing and got into all the nooks and crannies and wasn't afraid to really go for it. When she found my sore area, she adjusted her technique to work through the muscle pain and when I got home it had honestly helped with the pain. The "extras" which came later were just great for me - wasn't expecting it and it was a nice treat. She did say though she doesn't always offer B2B - but I'd been so nice and let her really kneed my nots she wanted to offer it to me. So - chaps, no guarantees on B2B I don't think. Sounded like a discretionary service.
PositivesTop class Thai massage
Lady was kinky as they come
Good location with great parking
Really sorted out my shoulder pain!
B2B was great
NegativesPrice to a degree - but, you get what you pay for I suppose. B2B definitely wasn't something I'd actually envisioned happening here or something I typically go for - seems to be about the going rate though? I could have had a 1 hour full service punt for the price I paid - but sans the amazing massage I suppose.
Would I return? She recommended I go back for another 2 sessions over the next couple of weeks (only 30 mins) - just for the massage, to work more on my shoulder. After which I wouldn't need as regular a session - not sure if a tactic to make me go back, but could understand her logic. I may go back just for that.
Would I recommend? Why not! She was a right little kinky mistress once the extras started and the massage was great.
