Eliza Fitness, Waste of Time - Manchester

[yepitsmeagain]

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After taking a break from punting due to stupid costs and poor standard of girls about, I thought I'd give it another go.

I chose Eliza as she has glowing positives, decent cost, and seems to have a good following, so must be doing something right!

Arrangements were done via text, very easy, and responded almost immediately, so 10/10 there.

I booked for 4pm, got there about 3.45, and text at 3:50 to say im at the postcode. Got sent a text explaining where the entrance is, and the number to buzz. There were strict instructions NOT to enter unless she buzzed me in, and to NOT share a lift with anyone.
Totally get the discretion and respect it.

"Press *** so I can open the door, otherwise DONT get in with someone else, get the lift alone please"

So I enter the number, call then wait. Some residents turn up and walk in the entrance. I stand back, and do not enter, and wait for the call to end. I enter the number again and await the door to open, however some more residents turn up. I stand aside, wait for the call to end, and enter the number again.

No one about, the door lock opens, so I enter.

First lift opened, 1 person leaves, 2 stay in, so I await for another. Next lift is empty, so I get in. I get to the floor, and knock the door.

She then says "Press so I can let you in, otherwise im cancelling your booking" I tell her "I am at your door!"

Im a little confused by now, as she let me in and im at her door!

 "No I said Press first" "Cancelling your booking" "Bye"

Then says "If the security ask anything tell him you're delivery" "bye" "Bye"

Now, im outside her door, did everything she asked, and for some reason she's cancelling!

Now, either someone else has buzzed me in, or she had a better offer, I haven't a clue.

I wasn't going to hang around, just got in my car and went home.

Now I am sure that if it had gone ahead, it would've been a positive, but I can only report on what happened to me.

Now thats me deffo having a break from punting, had enough for now!

[Punterperson1971]

Fuck me sorry about the punt mate she’s sounds way to much hard work,do this don’t do that no wonder you got confused

[IrishAndy]

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After taking a break from punting due to stupid costs and poor standard of girls about, I thought I'd give it another go.

I chose Eliza as she has glowing positives, decent cost, and seems to have a good following, so must be doing something right!

Arrangements were done via text, very easy, and responded almost immediately, so 10/10 there.

I booked for 4pm, got there about 3.45, and text at 3:50 to say im at the postcode. Got sent a text explaining where the entrance is, and the number to buzz. There were strict instructions NOT to enter unless she buzzed me in, and to NOT share a lift with anyone.
Totally get the discretion and respect it.

"Press *** so I can open the door, otherwise DONT get in with someone else, get the lift alone please"

So I enter the number, call then wait. Some residents turn up and walk in the entrance. I stand back, and do not enter, and wait for the call to end. I enter the number again and await the door to open, however some more residents turn up. I stand aside, wait for the call to end, and enter the number again.

No one about, the door lock opens, so I enter.

First lift opened, 1 person leaves, 2 stay in, so I await for another. Next lift is empty, so I get in. I get to the floor, and knock the door.

She then says "Press so I can let you in, otherwise im cancelling your booking" I tell her "I am at your door!"

Im a little confused by now, as she let me in and im at her door!

 "No I said Press first" "Cancelling your booking" "Bye"

Then says "If the security ask anything tell him you're delivery" "bye" "Bye"

Now, im outside her door, did everything she asked, and for some reason she's cancelling!

Now, either someone else has buzzed me in, or she had a better offer, I haven't a clue.

I wasn't going to hang around, just got in my car and went home.

Now I am sure that if it had gone ahead, it would've been a positive, but I can only report on what happened to me.

Now thats me deffo having a break from punting, had enough for now!

Less GFE more GWE Grumpy Wife Experience!

[Miguel86]

I wouldn’t put up with all that type of assing about.

From the time she started giving me conditions like she gave you, I could easily justify walking away and going elsewhere.

[eric 70]

shocking behaviour! off the hot list

[Kool Keef]

That's terrible that, really, really poor of her, thanks for the heads up

[Trotter671]

That just sounds like too much of right pain in the arse - not for me, I'm out!

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Been on my HL ages, looking to reduce punting, binned

[Inout]

Similar happened to me after lockdown,  asked her if available and told "yes, just cancelled someone's booking", Booked in arrived at postcode asked ' is it the BLABLA appartments' to be told "your booking is cancelled, bye". That was it, i now give up

 these brass lasses are either always fully booked, retired or very overpriced so no luck since lockdown ended for me.  Few pints thinking wow i cant get laid on AW so keep away and not paying 250 200 180 ph

The good old days

[delta69]

Similar happened to me after lockdown,  asked her if available and told "yes, just cancelled someone's booking", Booked in arrived at postcode asked ' is it the BLABLA appartments' to be told "your booking is cancelled, bye". That was it, i now give up

 these brass lasses are either always fully booked, retired or very overpriced so no luck since lockdown ended for me.  Few pints thinking wow i cant get laid on AW so keep away and not paying 250 200 180 ph

The good old days

Should of posted a review, especially if you turned up and she fobbed you off

[buttman_uk]

Less GFE more GWE Grumpy Wife Experience!

[threechilliman]

Should of posted a review, especially if you turned up and she fobbed you off

Absofuckinglutely. This kind of information is what the site is about. Being pissed around and cancelled on once you're there is, for me, one of the worst things that can happen in this game.

[Shabaz]

I messaged her a few weeks back and got a reply and we agreed a time. I wasn't given any address details though so I waited till closer to the booking time and text her. Silence. Rang and nothing. I guessed she got a longer booking in the mean time and binned me off. Shame cos she looks good

[GingerNuts]

I messaged her a few weeks back and got a reply and we agreed a time. I wasn't given any address details though so I waited till closer to the booking time and text her. Silence. Rang and nothing. I guessed she got a longer booking in the mean time and binned me off. Shame cos she looks good

Posting a review would help in building a picture of her shenanigans.

[eric 70]

she came on here once before. It would be interesting to get her opinion? 

[Shabaz]

Posting a review would help in building a picture of her shenanigans.

I thought the fact we only agreed a time and duration ans that I weren't given the address that some might question was it was a proper booking or not

[GingerNuts]

I thought the fact we only agreed a time and duration ans that I weren't given the address that some might question was it was a proper booking or not

If you agreed a date and time that's a booking. Her ghosting you as the booking approached would be the reason for the review.

[Gordon Bennett]

If you agreed a date and time that's a booking. Her ghosting you as the booking approached would be the reason for the review.

I don't think you can call it a booking if you have no idea where the meet will be? It's shitty behaviour but I wouldn't say it's "reviewable" in its own right.

[GingerNuts]

I don't think you can call it a booking if you have no idea where the meet will be? It's shitty behaviour but I wouldn't say it's "reviewable" in its own right.

I disagree. A ghosting review here where the addess wasn't provided: HOTCAKESX - Smethwick

[hungrypunt]

 "No I said Press first" "Cancelling your booking" "Bye"

Then says "If the security ask anything tell him you're delivery" "bye" "Bye"

A lot of folk would have told the security shes a brass

[Thelatitude0]

it would be interesting to hear her version. Every story has 2 sides.

I know she's very strict with "the process" how to meet her. Which I understand due to the fact she wants discretion.

Yes it's a shame you had not meet her.

[Kool Keef]

it would be interesting to hear her version. Every story has 2 sides.

I know she's very strict with "the process" how to meet her. Which I understand due to the fact she wants discretion.

Yes it's a shame you had not meet her.

Most escorts & punters want discretion.
Most escorts, thankfully, don't behave like this

[GorillaWarfare]

it would be interesting to hear her version. Every story has 2 sides.

I know she's very strict with "the process" how to meet her. Which I understand due to the fact she wants discretion.

Yes it's a shame you had not meet her.

I understand discretion. It works for both sides to be discrete but this is a bit much. If she's cancelling bookings because a punter's not following strict instructions to the letter it probably isn't worth it.

[yepitsmeagain]

it would be interesting to hear her version. Every story has 2 sides.

I know she's very strict with "the process" how to meet her. Which I understand due to the fact she wants discretion.

Yes it's a shame you had not meet her.

The other side of the story will be exactly the same as mine, other than she didn't buzz me in.......so who did?

[Toberman]

I had this exact experience too (forgot to document it)

Absolute weirdo

[bops909]

I chose Eliza as she has glowing positives, decent cost, and seems to have a good following, so must be doing something right!

.........

Now I am sure that if it had gone ahead, it would've been a positive, but I can only report on what happened to me.

  Fair play to you OP, for the confidence you showed in the service you would have received.

In the circumstances that's a very positive and fair-minded comment. 

[ElizaFitness]

A few things to say here. I have a lot of wonderful clients who come and have a great time but I also have to be careful and so would you if you were in my position. I have to stay safe. I can't, I won't, open the door if I feel unsafe. If you turn up at my door and I didn't expect you, I will feel unsafe, especially if you made your way there without me giving you the details.
You just have to give me peace of mind. Let me buzz you in. I know people come and go and it's tempting to tailgate but be patient and everything will work out.
The buzzer is pretty loud and I can hear it in every part of my flat.

[yepitsmeagain]

A few things to say here. I have a lot of wonderful clients who come and have a great time but I also have to be careful and so would you if you were in my position. I have to stay safe. I can't, I won't, open the door if I feel unsafe. If you turn up at my door and I didn't expect you, I will feel unsafe, especially if you made your way there without me giving you the details.
You just have to give me peace of mind. Let me buzz you in. I know people come and go and it's tempting to tailgate but be patient and everything will work out.
The buzzer is pretty loud and I can hear it in every part of my flat.

As I wrote in my review, that the first 2 times I buzzed, residents turned up, I stood aside, waited for the call to end, then on the third time, no residents, I buzzed, after a while, the door unlocked. Hence, I didn't "Tailgate"

You say you didn't let me in.....so who did?

Anyhow, im not going into a "you said, I said" text war, whats done is done.

Was just a 2 hour round trip wasted!!

[Kool Keef]

A few things to say here. I have a lot of wonderful clients who come and have a great time but I also have to be careful and so would you if you were in my position. I have to stay safe. I can't, I won't, open the door if I feel unsafe. If you turn up at my door and I didn't expect you, I will feel unsafe, especially if you made your way there without me giving you the details.
You just have to give me peace of mind. Let me buzz you in. I know people come and go and it's tempting to tailgate but be patient and everything will work out.
The buzzer is pretty loud and I can hear it in every part of my flat.

There's being safe & then there's being arrogant & dismissive which is how you sound from this review imo.
It seems from the comments it's not a one off either 

[Gordon Bennett]

I disagree. A ghosting review here where the addess wasn't provided: HOTCAKESX - Smethwick

That should never have been allowed as a review. It's basically just an availability enquiry with advice to call on the day. Unless you have a message saying "see you at date/time/place" you haven't made a booking.

[GingerNuts]

That should never have been allowed as a review. It's basically just an availability enquiry with advice to call on the day. Unless you have a message saying "see you at date/time/place" you haven't made a booking.

"I'll see you on Tuesday at 1pm, I'll message you on the day with the address" isn't a booking?

[PunterNumber69]

It's pretty common for SPs to insist you buzz separately instead of tailgating. Some like you to buzz so they know you've arrived and can be ready for you walking up to their door and letting you in without ringing bells or knocking doors and thus you're not loitering outside their door possibly attracting the attention of neighbours.

[eric 70]

A few things to say here. I have a lot of wonderful clients who come and have a great time but I also have to be careful and so would you if you were in my position. I have to stay safe. I can't, I won't, open the door if I feel unsafe. If you turn up at my door and I didn't expect you, I will feel unsafe, especially if you made your way there without me giving you the details.
You just have to give me peace of mind. Let me buzz you in. I know people come and go and it's tempting to tailgate but be patient and everything will work out.
The buzzer is pretty loud and I can hear it in every part of my flat.

The gentleman followed the correct protocol,which you stipulated.I can't understand why you never let him in? unless you'd already taken a booking? Either way its not a nice way to treat somebody 

[Bustydusty]

On the back of this review she’s off my hl and on my blacklist in case I forget and get tempted in future

[Kool Keef]

On the back of this review she’s off my hl and on my blacklist in case I forget and get tempted in future

Yep, same

[Moby Dick]

On the back of this review she’s off my hl and on my blacklist in case I forget and get tempted in future

Yeah boycott her.
Hopefully she will get a dusty phone and red carpet eagerly opening the door to anyone for half the price.

[hungrypunt]

It was the arrogance that struck me,

 "No I said Press first" "Cancelling your booking" "Bye"

Then says "If the security ask anything tell him you're delivery" "bye" "Bye"

I totally understand her feeling safe, but opening a door in a block at a time when the guy was due to be booked anyway ? and after hed said he was there .... I mean cmon.

maybe the double book comment above has some value? 
As she said "cancelling your booking" why was this ? if  she is cancelling "his" booking then it was "him" ?

or am I missing something ?

the only thing going for this is she (you)  has/have plenty decent reviews, and if they were (IF) at the same place then they all managed ok? with the mission impossible.

Does the DPD driver get the same problems 

[ElizaFitness]

The only reason I'm answering is that I'd like to know why you didn't press my doorbell and say you did?! and we know that.
One more thing I didn't send you the details of my flat and you just knocked on my door, how?
Weird.
You texted me saying my doorbell wasn't working and you pressed it 3 times but I had clients before you and after and every time it pressed and everything was perfect.
I didn't see you getting off the lift and how would I know you'd be alone?!
I am independent and my safety will always come first.
I apologize maybe I went too far in not opening the door but I was scared because I didn't give you all the details and you knocked on the door.
All the best.x

[yepitsmeagain]

The only reason I'm answering is that I'd like to know why you didn't press my doorbell and say you did?! and we know that.
One more thing I didn't send you the details of my flat and you just knocked on my door, how?
Weird.
You texted me saying my doorbell wasn't working and you pressed it 3 times but I had clients before you and after and every time it pressed and everything was perfect.
I didn't see you getting off the lift and how would I know you'd be alone?!
I am independent and my safety will always come first.
I apologize maybe I went too far in not opening the door but I was scared because I didn't give you all the details and you knocked on the door.
All the best.x

Now you are digging yourself a hole!

Youre saying you didn't give me all the details. I can post screen shots if you want of all the details you sent me. (if I can find out how to blur out the number etc)

Building name......apartment number, and how to enter, and how to use the lift!

I didn't text you saying your doorbell isn't working.My last text to you was  " Well Lov, I advise you get the buzzer looked at! I followed your instructions. Wasted my time!!"

Where the problem lies is, you say you didn't buzz me in, so again  "Who Did?"

[Punterperson1971]

Now you are digging yourself a hole!

Youre saying you didn't give me all the details. I can post screen shots if you want of all the details you sent me. (if I can find out how to blur out the number etc)

Building name......apartment number, and how to enter, and how to use the lift!

I didn't text you saying your doorbell isn't working.My last text to you was  " Well Lov, I advise you get the buzzer looked at! I followed your instructions. Wasted my time!!"

Where the problem lies is, you say you didn't buzz me in, so again  "Who Did?"

Post the screen shots,if you have iPhone you can edit the screen shot and use one of their pens on screen to black number out

[PaulRuff]

Post the screen shots,if you have iPhone you can edit the screen shot and use one of their pens on screen to black number out

Can do the same with Android phones too.

Waiting with baited breath...

[marcius2018]

I have to say the photos are incredible.......almost in the TGTBT category!   

[yepitsmeagain]

Im trying to upload the chat log, but when I attach the shots, and click preview, there's nothing. Ideas?

[PunterNumber69]

Im trying to upload the chat log, but when I attach the shots, and click preview, there's nothing. Ideas?

Why bother doing this?

She's not going to see you.

People are now aware of the issue and the need to closely follow her instructions.

Posting shots isn't going to change anything.

[GingerNuts]

Im trying to upload the chat log, but when I attach the shots, and click preview, there's nothing. Ideas?

If you want to do it use attach images. You won't see them on preview but they will appear when you post.

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[Kool Keef]

Why bother doing this?

She's not going to see you.

People are now aware of the issue and the need to closely follow her instructions.

Posting shots isn't going to change anything.

Yes it will, it will help prove his review is accurate because she's trying to contradict his version of events

[yepitsmeagain]

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[GorillaWarfare]

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I think I see what's happened here and correct me if I'm wrong. By "I'm at your door", she's thought you meant "at the door to her flat" and not "at the door to the apartment complex/whatever she uses" - but maybe I'm giving her benefit of the doubt. Maybe it was just a strop.

Certainly don't want to risk being messed about like this though, even if it's a misunderstanding (and I'm not 100% convinced if I'm honest). Shame, she looked really fit. 

[Atlas1957]

It is a good and useful negative review. If you aren't bothered by potentially being turned away for failing to follow instructions (whether you've got a solid plan B or have time to spare/enjoy driving around Manchester) then you'll still try to book with her, but if you prefer simple and easy bookings you'll avoid her.

Edit: I do think it is a misunderstanding or possibly a flaw in the system she has set up means that one out of five/ten/twenty/hundred will run into the same issue.

[GingerNuts]

I think I see what's happened here and correct me if I'm wrong. By "I'm at your door", she's thought you meant "at the door to her flat" and not "at the door to the apartment complex/whatever she uses" - but maybe I'm giving her benefit of the doubt. Maybe it was just a strop.

Certainly don't want to risk being messed about like this though, even if it's a misunderstanding (and I'm not 100% convinced if I'm honest). Shame, she looked really fit.

He was at her flat door. He thinks she buzzed him through the building door, she says she didn't.