So variety is the spice of life, right? I read reviews of Angel in various places which made her out to be a cross between a porn star and a beauty queen and those photos look enticing on the HoD website, don't they? The hint should've been the fact that Jules didn't even commit in the photos and is really just going through the motions, anyway I thought let's try this famous brothel and see what happens.
I picked a duo, Angel
External Link/Members Only Brunette Rom, 24, size 4 - 6, five six and Jules
External Link/Members Only Brunette Rom, 18, size 4, 32B, five one
Both offer DFK, OWO, CIM, Duo, which, along with protected sex fulfils my requirements, well it would if they delivered.
Comms, WhatsApp with maid, I heard rumours about a hot one, I got the battle axe, brusque and I’d certainly rather fight her than fuck her, representative photo attached.
Uber let me down by cancelling my car, should’ve taken it as an omen and bailed, unfortunately they found me a Merc and I ploughed on, cock first.
Place, first floor average working flat behind Victoria station, bathroom outside the bedroom, got allocated the bedroom at the back by Mrs. Slocombe, stairs down to it. I went to the old Queens Gate premises years ago which had a touch of semi glamorous shabby chic, this place was as devoid of character as Jules turned out to be.
Girls, Angel fits the website stats and has been described as gorgeous, well, in my opinion she’s borderline pretty with a slightly long face, smooth young unaltered body with a couple of cheap tattoos. She has quite a friendly demeanour, a positively gleaming personality compared to the morose Jules. Jules really didn’t want to be there, young, slim, butter faced and tramp stamped, emitting the vibe of a gap toothed, stroppy teenager.
Action, everything you’d expect from a Rom con punt, Jules guilty of all the sins of closed mouth kissing, pushing my hand away from her hair, face and pussy, Angel more accommodating but not much. Single and double oral, taking no more than the head plus an inch, all bobbing, no weaving, cowgirl with Jules whose lack of skill and enthusiasm was laughable for a whore and as I penetrated deeper against the old kneeling leg block trick her face contorted like I’d removed her spleen with a rusty knife and no anaesthetic. I checked the clock on the wall, half way in, swapped girls, Angel was better but not much and engaged a bit after wincing as I entered.
Remarkably I was getting close so condom off and more sucking, then on knees by the mirror as they went one either side doing the mouth organ on my shaft until I was ready and Angel stayed down, mouth open, eyes shut as Jules crouched in the starting blocks eying the tissues on the side table, a truly horrendous moment in my punting career. I was fucking determined and imagined it was Margot Robbie knelt there, licking her lips hungrily awaiting my ejaculate. That got me over the edge and I spurted strongly half a dozen times into Angel’s mouth, she looked absolutely delighted!
The second the last spurt landed Jules, without the ta-ra of a magicians assistant but with the speed, placed a copious handful of tissues under Angel’s mouth so she’s could deposit my gift, it was absolutely horrific.
Quick clean up, stilted chat, Jules has the social skills you would imagine of a teen sucking cock badly as the only way of making good money in a foreign country she doesn’t want to be in, then the offer of a massage. 45 minutes in, determined to get my full hour, despite the lack of value for the £300 I had wasted.
I could hardly wait!
I asked them to do my legs which they did with baby cream as I lay in my back, Angel two handed with a low level of skill, comedy attempt by Jules who used one hand, the other one resting her weary head, she became more enthusiastic when she found a bit of peeling skin which she picked off with relish, luckily this service wasn’t classed as an extra!
Hour up, I wet wiped my crotch and got the fuck out of there, no chance I was leaving anything in the room while I showered. Angel left naked with cheek kisses, Jules just put her cheap bodysuit back on and left wordlessly. What a shitshow.
Suffice to say I won’t be going back.
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