Saturday 4th September, 11.30am. Colour and Beauty Birmingham, Bull street.
External Link/Members OnlyI won't be back for reasons made apparent in this review. The upstairs nail bar was empty; the walk of shame was minimalised so all good on that front. Down the stairs and the place was deserted.
I was greeted by the mechanical cat on the desk waving a paw and there was no one to be seen. I shouted a welcoming "HELLO!" and a thin older Chinese woman made an appearance. She asked if I
wanted 30 minutes and I said "No" just £20 10 minute service. She tried to get £30 out of me but I explained it WAS £20, she nodded and ushered me into the room. No money had changed hands.
Getting undressed I left the £20 on the side by the hot towel machine and lay on the bed. She came in and said "Hurry hurry!" I pointed to the money and she nodded. She started a lack luster hand job
and suddenly someone else was in reception, she left and indicated I should carry on wanking?!?, leaving me along whilst she tended to reception, she was gone a few minutes and I could hear her opening
and closing the door in the next room, she'd booked someone else in.
She came in and started wanking me again. Then her phone rang and she took a call for 2 or more minutes, cackling away in Chinese whilst half heartedly wanking my cock. She then said time up and I had
not cum or even got close to that point. Actual time in the room was no more than 7 minutes, her participation, less than 3. She said bye and left the room,
the money still was on the side.
You can guess the rest, the £20 went back in my pocket and I left. Not recommended.
Never got her name, older small Chinese lady, late 50's at a guess, bad skin.
