I did a post recently in the North west thread about trying to find a decent girl who would scratch a major itch of mine and perform hard sports for/with me. A few really useful comments helped point me in the right direction, so thanks!
Anyway, after a couple of false starts, I found this girl, who had reference to ‘toilet fun’ on her profile (now removed for some reason)
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External Link/Members OnlyI messaged her and asked about hard sports and she responded almost immediately with ‘yes, it’s £50 extra’ - A couple of things put me off initially, firstly, she’s a Romanian - over the years I’ve had a couple of horrendous experiences with Roms and vowed I wouldn’t go with another one. Secondly, she had a couple of negative reviews on here, which is normally a big red flag.
In all honesty, I’d grown a bit weary of messaging girls who initially said they’d do hard sports then either going completely quiet or saying they’d changed their mind, I thought fuck it and booked in with her.
We agreed a meet the next day at her place, which was a really nice apartment block on Vauxhall Road, by the Marybone chippy.
CommsTo be honest, the comms were great, prompt replies, detailed instructions on how to find her gaff etc. Plus a pre agreed message saying she would be ready at the arranged time (for toilet purposes) - While this ticked every box for me, I did have a feeling it may have been a pimp doing the messaging and I was going to turn up and she’d have no idea what was going on. Fortunately, this didn’t appear to be the case.
The place Brand new build apartment block, small student apartments, all very clean and tidy with a nice clean bathroom in the main bedroom.
The girl Definitely the girl in the pictures, she was really quite stunning. Tall, very slim, dark features and generally very petite. She was a bit quiet when I got there, but seemed ok after a bit of small talk. Her English was ok as well.
The meetShe welcomed me in and ushered me towards the bedroom. I can’t be certain, but I reckon there was at least one other girl there in the living room.
I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn’t a bait and switch, which was a good start, although I was still expecting it to all go wrong at some point. She asked how I wanted the HS and I explained I’d never done it before and didn’t want to do anything too extreme like eating it or anything like that (I do have some limits!
We agreed to a bit of foreplay and some sex then the HS right and the end, which was cool with me.
So I paid her the money, £80 for the half hour, plus £50 for the HS, she stashed it and took off her lingerie to reveal the most incredible body and off we went.
OWO for about 10 mins, which was a ok (this was where the Rom service started to show its face a bit) followed by a bit of lacklustre reverse cowgirl for about 10 mins. This is the bit where I’d probably agree with the negative reviews, if you were just having a vanilla service. All a bit mechanical and not really that arsed whether I’m having a nice time or not.
With about 10 mins left, I said I was ready for the HS! We agreed that she was going to go revers cowgirl on me, and do the HS on my chest while giving me hand relief, which was fine with me.
Her arse was absolutely incredible to look at and I was starting to have second thoughts about whether I really wanted someone to do a turd on me, but it was too late… I could see it starting to poke it’s head out of her arse hole. This is it, Frank!!
She was groaning a bit, as she pushed a little sausage sized log onto my chest, quickly followed by another and another and another, which was every bit as arousing as I hoped it would be and she kindly wanked me to completion. She then got up and told me I was welcome to do what I’d like for the next few mins (I’m assuming she must get fellers who play with it or eat it or something, but I just told her I was ready to shower.) She gave me some wipes and a little dog poo bag (which was quite funny) and I just sat up and tipped it into there. Nothing worse than having a bit of a weird fetish when you’ve blown your load and all the excitement has gone!!
Anyway, I jumped in the shower, disposed of the little bag and headed home!
Overall I could see why people review her as negative, the service was a bit robotic. That said, she did everything I asked and I really enjoyed it, so a positive from me. Will I be doing HS again? Unlikely, but it was something I was keen to try and this/this girl made it really easy for me, so I’d definitely recommend her for any other weirdos who are unsure about HS and want to give it a go.