Author Topic: Sexy Sophiee (Warning - includes a bit of Hardsports) Liverpool  (Read 22170 times)


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Offline FuntimeFrank

I did a post recently in the North west thread about trying to find a decent girl who would scratch a major itch of mine and perform hard sports for/with me. A few really useful comments helped point me in the right direction, so thanks!

Anyway, after a couple of false starts, I found this girl, who had reference to ‘toilet fun’ on her profile (now removed for some reason)

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I messaged her and asked about hard sports and she responded almost immediately with ‘yes, it’s £50 extra’ - A couple of things put me off initially, firstly, she’s a Romanian - over the years I’ve had a couple of horrendous experiences with Roms and vowed I wouldn’t go with another one. Secondly, she had a couple of negative reviews on here, which is normally a big red flag.

In all honesty, I’d grown a bit weary of messaging girls who initially said they’d do hard sports then either going completely quiet or saying they’d changed their mind, I thought fuck it and booked in with her.

We agreed a meet the next day at her place, which was a really nice apartment block on Vauxhall Road, by the Marybone chippy.

Comms

To be honest, the comms were great, prompt replies, detailed instructions on how to find her gaff etc. Plus a pre agreed message saying she would be ready at the arranged time (for toilet purposes) - While this ticked every box for me, I did have a feeling it may have been a pimp doing the messaging and I was going to turn up and she’d have no idea what was going on. Fortunately, this didn’t appear to be the case.

The place

Brand new build apartment block, small student apartments, all very clean and tidy with a nice clean bathroom in the main bedroom.

The girl

Definitely the girl in the pictures, she was really quite stunning. Tall, very slim, dark features and generally very petite. She was a bit quiet when I got there, but seemed ok after a bit of small talk. Her English was ok as well.

The meet

She welcomed me in and ushered me towards the bedroom. I can’t be certain, but I reckon there was at least one other girl there in the living room.

I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn’t a bait and switch, which was a good start, although I was still expecting it to all go wrong at some point. She asked how I wanted the HS and I explained I’d never done it before and didn’t want to do anything too extreme like eating it or anything like that (I do have some limits!  :thumbsup:

We agreed to a bit of foreplay and some sex then the HS right and the end, which was cool with me.

So I paid her the money, £80 for the half hour, plus £50 for the HS, she stashed it and took off her lingerie to reveal the most incredible body and off we went.

OWO for about 10 mins, which was a ok (this was where the Rom service started to show its face a bit) followed by a bit of lacklustre reverse cowgirl for about 10 mins. This is the bit where I’d probably agree with the negative reviews, if you were just having a vanilla service. All a bit mechanical and not really that arsed whether I’m having a nice time or not.

With about 10 mins left, I said I was ready for the HS! We agreed that she was going to go revers cowgirl on me, and do the HS on my chest while giving me hand relief, which was fine with me.

Her arse was absolutely incredible to look at and I was starting to have second thoughts about whether I really wanted someone to do a turd on me, but it was too late… I could see it starting to poke it’s head out of her arse hole. This is it, Frank!!

She was groaning a bit, as she pushed a little sausage sized log onto my chest, quickly followed by another and another and another, which was every bit as arousing as I hoped it would be and she kindly wanked me to completion. She then got up and told me I was welcome to do what I’d like for the next few mins (I’m assuming she must get fellers who play with it or eat it or something, but I just told her I was ready to shower.) She gave me some wipes and a little dog poo bag (which was quite funny) and I just sat up and tipped it into there. Nothing worse than having a bit of a weird fetish when you’ve blown your load and all the excitement has gone!!

Anyway, I jumped in the shower, disposed of the little bag and headed home!

Overall I could see why people review her as negative, the service was a bit robotic. That said, she did everything I asked and I really enjoyed it, so a positive from me. Will I be doing HS again? Unlikely, but it was something I was keen to try and this/this girl made it really easy for me, so I’d definitely recommend her for any other weirdos who are unsure about HS and want to give it a go. 

Offline T13

She was groaning a bit, as she pushed a little sausage sized log onto my chest,

Class 🤣

Offline Bikerman

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I was just eating my buttys at woek lol
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Offline Frustrated gentleman

The old Cleveland Steamer routine does absolutely nothing for me, but I just loved reading your review!  :D

Offline Bertiebeenthere

She was groaning a bit, as she pushed a little sausage sized log onto my chest,

Class 🤣

Cocktail sausage or a foot long frankfurter?

Offline Blackcat25

I was expecting you to say that the shower was broke so you had to wait till you got home  :vomit:

Each to their own but I couldn’t stomach this.

Offline Goldenpunting

Jeeeeeez, I thought I'd heard it all and then you come along haha :scare:

Offline Thephoenix

No wonder she gets negative reviews mate........sounds like a shit service! :P





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Offline Bigjay30

The best review on here for all the wrong reasons, absolutely howling reading this.

Not for me like but fair play to you, each to their own 💩

Offline standardpostage

Thanks for honest, sincere and brave review  :thumbsup:

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Offline Blue1878

Good review mate, not sure HS is something I could consider doing but fair play for giving an itch a scratch, always tempted by WS but not sure I can see the sexy side to it

Offline KBW1999

Fucking hilarious review mate, not my thing at all, but laughed my tits off reading it, best read for ages :D :D :D :D :D :D

Online Bornslippy

 Ha ha the warning in the title made me read this review. kind of wish I never now :vomit:

Offline FuntimeFrank

Good review mate, not sure HS is something I could consider doing but fair play for giving an itch a scratch, always tempted by WS but not sure I can see the sexy side to it

Be very careful with the watersports, that’s how started…

In all seriousness, if you’d have asked me 2 years ago would I let someone piss on me, I’d most definitely have said no. I tried it, it was great and will do it again. The HS thing was just curiosity. I don’t think I’d have felt the same way if it was some big unit emptying last nights chicken jalfrezi and pint of John smiths onto my chest though

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I have a question.......
How did she prepare to crap on you? Laxatives? Or crap on demand?
I know for watersporrts you have to drink beforehand
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Offline FuntimeFrank

I have a question.......
How did she prepare to crap on you? Laxatives? Or crap on demand?
I know for watersporrts you have to drink beforehand

I was a bit worried about this, because when I was messaging a number of different girls to enquire about this, I was very clear that I understand that it’s not just something you can do on demand etc. And one girl said I could go and see her straight away, as she’s got IBS, so no problem going the toilet. Another said she needed two hours notice to take laxatives. Both obviously sounded a bit like I was going to end up covered in Diarrhoea (which wasn’t part of the plan)

So I was able to ask Sophiee how she prepared and she just said she’d not go in the morning. Which was good enough for me.

Offline KBW1999

Be very careful with the watersports, that’s how started…

In all seriousness, if you’d have asked me 2 years ago would I let someone piss on me, I’d most definitely have said no. I tried it, it was great and will do it again. The HS thing was just curiosity. I don’t think I’d have felt the same way if it was some big unit emptying last nights chicken jalfrezi and pint of John smiths onto my chest though

Fucking dieing here, that's my coffee spat out all over myself, best read I've had in ages  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Blue1878

This thread is going to grow and grow. What’s the preference with texture of the 💩 solid and just any shit that comes out. Surely a greater risk of runny shit if they are taking laxatives I’d want to establish the girl has a high fibre diet and the turd will come out as a solid mass 😂

Offline Scousepunter20

I have a question.......
How did she prepare to crap on you? Laxatives? Or crap on demand?
I know for watersporrts you have to drink beforehand

He loves the questions this man. He must be itching to start a new thread  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Offline marc_hotsteppa

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After the deed was done and you cleared it off your chest then had a shower, did you managed to get rid of the smell?

Only ask as on the very few times where my finger has gone through toilet paper and I've ended up with a bit of poo on it - several scrubbings later and lots of liquid soap and I can still smell the faint smell of poo, even though I know my finger is clean the smell still remains for quite a while and wondered if that was the case with your chest?

Fair play for the experience and the review btw  :drinks:
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Offline FuntimeFrank

After the deed was done and you cleared it off your chest then had a shower, did you managed to get rid of the smell?

Only ask as on the very few times where my finger has gone through toilet paper and I've ended up with a bit of poo on it - several scrubbings later and lots of liquid soap and I can still smell the faint smell of poo, even though I know my finger is clean the smell still remains for quite a while and wondered if that was the case with your chest?

Fair play for the experience and the review btw  :drinks:

Ha! Thanks. I was definitely quite lucky in this case. The turd didn’t even leave a mark! I just gave myself a good wash in the shower and never gave it a second thought.

Offline Iceman90

Absolutely hilarious review :lol::lol: To be fair, I tried WS once before and enjoyed it. After the girl pissed on me I jokingly asked if she would do HS and she said yes for £50. There’s no way I could go through with it though, must be repulsive. Then you’re lying there with shit on you not knowing what to do next   :scare::lol:

Offline yepitsmeagain

Didn't the smell make you gag at all?

I think that would be one of the worst parts.

Offline FuntimeFrank

Didn't the smell make you gag at all?

I think that would be one of the worst parts.

It was nowhere near as bad as I thought it might be. Again, this was another worry of mine, but the whole thing worked incredibly well.

Offline KBW1999

I guess the million dollar question is - would you do it again?

Offline FuntimeFrank

I guess the million dollar question is - would you do it again?

Unlikely, it was something I wanted to try and now I have. Onto the next oddball fetish for me.

Offline hungrypunt

Unlikely, it was something I wanted to try and now I have. Onto the next oddball fetish for me.

Fair play to you mate, tick.

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Offline Thephoenix

Unlikely, it was something I wanted to try and now I have. Onto the next oddball fetish for me.

Yes Frank, but it's hard when you've tried a fetish and enjoyed the experience, sometimes you want to take it a bit further.

So like COB often progresses to CIM,  will SOB progress to SIM?

We might have to add some more initials to our punting abbreviations. :unknown:  :D

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Offline T13

don’t think I’d have felt the same way if it was some big unit emptying last nights chicken jalfrezi and pint of John smiths onto my chest though


Stop it mate your killing me 😂

Offline KBW1999

Unlikely, it was something I wanted to try and now I have. Onto the next oddball fetish for me.

 :hi: :hi: fair play, TBH I wish I was adventerous enough to try stuff like this, but the image of jalfazi and John Smiths just won't leave me :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Good on ya

Offline FuntimeFrank

Yes Frank, but it's hard when you've tried a fetish and enjoyed the experience, sometimes you want to take it a bit further.

So like COB often progresses to CIM,  will SOB progress to SIM?

We might have to add some more initials to our punting abbreviations. :unknown:  :D

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Haha! I’ll give anything a try tbh. Although I’m running out of new weird stuff now!

Offline Miguel86

You said that it’s really her in her pictures (she looks stunning) I just might have a go myself (not the HS)  :D

Offline FuntimeFrank

You said that it’s really her in her pictures (she looks stunning) I just might have a go myself (not the HS)  :D

Yeah, pretty sure. That’s exactly how she looked anyway. Worth stressing, I’m not sure how good a ‘normal’ session would be with her though, she’s very Romanian

Offline Briddy

 fair fucking play op, but think Ill stick to the vanilla fetishes of sucking toes and rimming holes  :D

Online Bornslippy

Yeah, pretty sure. That’s exactly how she looked anyway. Worth stressing, I’m not sure how good a ‘normal’ session would be with her though, she’s very Romanian
Probably be a bit shit?

Offline SeekingSteve

Cracking review and some top replies, can you imagine if she just miss calculated farted and launched it at your face  :vomit:

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Offline FuntimeFrank

Cracking review and some top replies, can you imagine if she just miss calculated farted and launched it at your face  :vomit:

That did go through my mind! There was also the huge worry of blowing my load that little bit too early and then having to watch her have a Tom Kite on me, while full of post cum remorse! The things that go through your head eh.


Offline gladiator

Yeah, pretty sure. That’s exactly how she looked anyway. Worth stressing, I’m not sure how good a ‘normal’ session would be with her though, she’s very Romanian


Not sure how easy it would be from her point of view to have a full on fuck session when shes been bursting for a shit for a few hours, she could be worried about dumping her load accidently amd in the wrong place

Offline lordoflight18

It's controversial to pay to have someone shit in your mouth or chest etc. But for me, it's not worse than watersports. Which is surprisingly a very popular thing amongst a lot of punters on here and no one bats an eyelid. It's usually expensive but you know what, I'd have a girl take a shit on me, just to say I've done it at least once :hi:

Offline bigmc

Not for me but funny as fuck reading it  :thumbsup:

Offline gazmac2020

Ha ha the warning in the title made me read this review. kind of wish I never now :vomit:

Same here.....Sausage casserole for lunch seems a good idea today !

Offline Itzmurph

It's controversial to pay to have someone shit in your mouth or chest etc. But for me, it's not worse than watersports. Which is surprisingly a very popular thing amongst a lot of punters on here and no one bats an eyelid. It's usually expensive but you know what, I'd have a girl take a shit on me, just to say I've done it at least once :hi:

Fraid it’s extremely different. Pee is nothing when you realise how near harmless it is. Shyte is full of coliforms, really quite dangerous and smells like the worst thing imaginable after McD. The only comparison is they’re both bodily waste. Hey everyone to their own

Offline Yakata

Well that's a bit of an eye opener. Definitely not for me but each to their own and I'll plant this seed.

The OP says he probably won't do it again nor go as extreme as eating it. What if you put the turd in a condom and sucked it or had the wg try to shove it up your arse? Or ask her if she'll let you fuck her with it?

Anyway I'm going now as I think a bit of sick just came out.

Offline SayLess

After the deed was done and you cleared it off your chest then had a shower, did you managed to get rid of the smell?

Only ask as on the very few times where my finger has gone through toilet paper and I've ended up with a bit of poo on it - several scrubbings later and lots of liquid soap and I can still smell the faint smell of poo, even though I know my finger is clean the smell still remains for quite a while and wondered if that was the case with your chest?

Fair play for the experience and the review btw  :drinks:

Wash your finger with lemon juice first, then soap. Seems to work.

Offline Troydor69

Great review. I only found it as I was considering booking this girl, but it’s cheered me up no end.

Offline bola

You (and the bed) got lucky it wasn't an explosive diarrhea she delivered.
Great review.