Author Topic: Celebrities you didn't expect to see naked (Read 13820 times)

scutty brown · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2021, 07:59:42 pm »

Quote from: Bertiebeenthere on September 07, 2021, 07:30:48 pm

Diane Keen in the Sweeny film

Nice woman in real life. Met her early 80's at a long drinking session at a private works club owned by a mate.

dexpunt · « **Reply #51 on:** September 07, 2021, 08:09:14 pm »

And Cat Deeley...a personal favourite of mine

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dexpunt · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2021, 08:10:10 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on September 07, 2021, 07:59:42 pm

Nice woman in real life. Met her early 80's at a long drinking session at a private works club owned by a mate.

Wow I had a crush on her back in the days of the Cuckoo Waltz....remember that

Thephoenix · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2021, 10:38:57 pm »

Helen Mirren in her younger days....and still a very sexy lady.

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Along with my other favourite....Joanna Lumley

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I also remember having a late night drink with the two of them in the 80's in my mate's club by Birkenhead Docks

I remember taking them home to my place in the back of my Reliant Regal van, and shagging their arses off.....zzzzz
Wake up Mr Phoenix, you've been having those funny dreams again and spilt of your cocoa.
Oops, sorry matron!

Corus Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** September 08, 2021, 04:22:11 pm »

Judy Geeson.

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Note: I don't give a shit if they are fake.

Thephoenix · « **Reply #55 on:** September 08, 2021, 05:52:21 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on September 08, 2021, 04:22:11 pm

Judy Geeson.

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Note: ******I don't give a shit if they are fake.******

Well, in that case.....

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lamboman · « **Reply #56 on:** September 08, 2021, 06:07:27 pm »

dexpunt · « **Reply #57 on:** September 08, 2021, 07:01:24 pm »

Carol Kirkwood the BBC weather lady..........Why am I turned on by this?

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dexpunt · « **Reply #58 on:** September 08, 2021, 07:02:02 pm »

Lovely meaty Lips

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #59 on:** September 09, 2021, 05:42:40 am »

The lovely Lilly James

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dexpunt · « **Reply #60 on:** September 09, 2021, 06:54:55 am »

Anna Karen.......AKA Olive from on the buses

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dexpunt · « **Reply #61 on:** September 09, 2021, 07:38:40 am »

Kristen Wiig

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Davey Dykes · « **Reply #62 on:** September 09, 2021, 07:43:45 am »

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dexpunt · « **Reply #63 on:** September 10, 2021, 06:47:32 am »

Julie Walters....

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dexpunt · « **Reply #64 on:** September 10, 2021, 07:10:41 am »

Connie Booth......Polly from Fawlty Towers

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Boundless · « **Reply #65 on:** September 10, 2021, 08:16:15 am »

Quote from: dexpunt on September 07, 2021, 02:00:17 pm

She was born December 1952. Walkabout made in 1972. Makes her 18 or 19..... panic over

According to this on imdb she was 16 during filming.

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However, this from wikipedia says 17.

The film includes scenes of nudity featuring Jenny Agutter, who the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) surmised was 17 years old at the time of filming. The scenes did not pose a problem when submitted to the BBFC in 1971 and later in 1998. The Protection of Children Act 1978 prohibited distribution and possession of indecent images of people under the age of 16 so the issue of potential indecency had not been considered on previous occasions. However, the Sexual Offences Act 2003 raised the age threshold to 18 which meant the BBFC was required to consider the scenes of nudity in the context of the new law when the film was re-submitted in 2011. The BBFC reviewed the scenes and considered them not to be indecent and passed the film uncut.[2]

Anyway, it's not pervy, it's art so that's OK!

sparkus · « **Reply #66 on:** September 10, 2021, 01:16:04 pm »

To some extent this is becoming celebs I don't want to see naked.

I also enjoyed the sense of wondering what was under Connie Booth's tight tops, the reality has spoilt it a bit.

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #67 on:** September 10, 2021, 02:31:39 pm »

Quote from: Davey Dykes on September 09, 2021, 07:43:45 am

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Who is this?

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #68 on:** September 10, 2021, 02:51:24 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on September 10, 2021, 06:47:32 am

Julie Walters....

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Fair old bush, shame about the tits.

sparkus · « **Reply #69 on:** September 10, 2021, 03:17:43 pm »

Quote from: FLYING BLUE on September 10, 2021, 02:31:39 pm

Who is this?

Allegedly Lorraine Kelly. The jury is out on that though.

sparkus · « **Reply #70 on:** September 10, 2021, 03:18:32 pm »

Quote from: ulstersubbie on September 10, 2021, 02:51:24 pm

Fair old bush, shame about the tits.

I have to admit to thinking she's a great actor/national treasure but even in the full flush of youth I wouldn't want to see Pauline Mole/Mrs Overall naked.

Thephoenix · « **Reply #71 on:** September 10, 2021, 03:32:31 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on September 10, 2021, 03:17:43 pm

Allegedly Lorraine Kelly. The jury is out on that though.

No!... this is the genuine Lorraine Kelly.....honest gov!

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Davey Dykes · « **Reply #72 on:** September 10, 2021, 04:58:04 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on September 10, 2021, 03:17:43 pm

Allegedly Lorraine Kelly. The jury is out on that though.

Indeed, although the picture I posted is almost certainly a fake the others I could've, and maybe should've, almost certainly aren't. It just not 100% it is her but looks very likely.

LLPunting · « **Reply #73 on:** September 11, 2021, 05:40:13 am »

Quote from: sparkus on September 10, 2021, 03:17:43 pm

Allegedly Lorraine Kelly. The jury is out on that though.

The jury must be blind and lost coming back to the courtroom. It's clearly a fake with inconsistencies in lighting, contrast and unnatural positioning of face amongst other things.

dexpunt · « **Reply #74 on:** September 11, 2021, 06:44:09 am »

An absolute favourite of mine........Cat Deeley

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Corus Boy · « **Reply #75 on:** September 11, 2021, 07:52:03 am »

Honor Blackman

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dexpunt · « **Reply #76 on:** September 11, 2021, 09:07:46 am »

Old and blurry but a another favourite..........Jackie Kennedy

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The0neAnd0nly · « **Reply #77 on:** September 11, 2021, 10:43:05 am »

Quote from: dexpunt on September 11, 2021, 09:07:46 am

Old and blurry but a another favourite..........Jackie Kennedy

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In the words of Sean Locke.... that's a challenging wank!!

dexpunt · « **Reply #78 on:** September 11, 2021, 11:56:58 am »

Sue Perkins

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dexpunt · « **Reply #79 on:** September 12, 2021, 06:58:54 pm »

Ricki Lake....

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Corus Boy · « **Reply #80 on:** September 12, 2021, 07:54:08 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on September 12, 2021, 06:58:54 pm

Ricki Lake....

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When did the thread change from;

Celebrities you didn't expect to see naked

To

Celebrities you didn't want to see naked?

dexpunt · « **Reply #81 on:** September 12, 2021, 08:25:45 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on September 12, 2021, 07:54:08 pm

When did the thread change from;

Celebrities you didn't expect to see naked

To

Celebrities you didn't want to see naked?

Thats the point.... We all see glamour models all the time. But lets have a butchers at the weird times we see celebs naked...sometimes we laugh and sometimes we feel the need o knock one out