Kellymarie, Busty blonde with 'tattoes',Ghetto - Kidderminster, DY10

[Straightsix]

Kellymarie, Busty blonde with 'tattoes', Kidderminster, DY10 Ghetto.

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I love the 'chav' look. She was freshly advertising. Something about Kidderminster too that one would perceive being civilised in some rural laid back way, I was wrong. I've never seen anything like it considering my familiarity with punting in such a metropolis as Smethwick and Handsworth of Birmingham.
It had been a lovely hot day and what followed this evening would be a pleasant drive to Kiddy along country roads with prescience of ejaculation.
 
Communication rating: Poor. I conjecture  third party involvement.

Service requested: Oral and sex. 15 minutes.

Venue: High rise flat within a poverty stricken apocalyptic estate. I made the mistake of parking within the complex of high risers and social housing. There were 'sorn' vehicles, tyres and rubbish on drives. Families out on doorsteps chit chatting. I suggest parking on the main road rather than venturing into the estate. Google maps is your friend. I still shudder reliving the circumstance courtesy of libido chicanery.

Impassive: I sat waiting in the car, looking around. I was convinced of something untoward, ominous.
I had arrived 5 minutes before the given ETA. Arrival text was sent....nothing. Waited 5 minutes then the 10 minute grace would begin. Once that expires I leave, no questions asked. Fate has intervened and now I must leave. Superstitious? Possibly. Intolerant? Definitely.
8 minutes in and I'm preparing to leave, too many eyes. Normally i would revel given the attention but never if perceived hostile. Text arrives, building name and number.
I walk towards a high rise. I see no building name and feel the eyes warming me. I approached what looked like a back entrance, no building name but I enter the given number on the keypad,......nothing. I walk around the grass perimeter and couldn't believe the amount of dog faeces everywhere. Healthy in portion and diet, many had turned white. Looks like fighting breed, well trained and cared for, illegal dog fights. Uncomfortable with my surroundings the imagination runs wild. It was truly awful. I haven't seen such a spectacle since the late eighties, one wrong step could ruin everything.
When I found the main entrance to the block i typed the number into the keypad and pressed 'call'. Expecting a solenoid click signifying entrance to expecting open legs......there was nothing. I called her number, no answer. 'Right, sod this I need to get out', this is a set up. As I walked away I heard a click, i double back and sure enough the door opened. 'Right, we're on'. Set up or sex I did proceed, apprehensive but horny as raging hell.
The door opened, I stepped through and looked back, it was dark. After an impassive greeting I followed an ass towards the light, pert and decent in size, I liked it. There was an odour of toddler waste.
Now in the light I see it is the lady in the advert albeit with a healthy application of 'Cyberdyne Systems' filter applied. She was a tad fuller facially in person, the hip's were there, nice. 5'2" ish and mid 40s. She wore a tight slip only. I was happy to proceed.

I found her reticent and conversation was awkward and laboured. I can confirm OWO (functional), light kissing. She has a lovely rear end on all fours and took a jolly good pounding. I'm sure I was grunting too, It was over very quickly.

The drive home was equally pleasurable as the journey out. A beautiful evening starring the setting sun. I stopped briefly to buy alcohol before reaching home. I drank and ate (takeaway), not dissimilar to the Romans.
Content, this is what life is all about.

Summary: This experience was on the better side of mediocre. I enjoyed our brief encounter. She was clean although I can't say the same about her apartment. Her current prices are inflated in my opinion. I also suspect a third party handles communication and possibly watches from a distance considering the protracted entry to the block. The character dynamics a definitive contrast between texts and service provider were apparent.

I'd like to think I could return but she had blocked me the following day. Obviously the pounding she received was too much for her, I'm such a stud.

Ah well, nevermind. Next.

[Straightsix]

It's not 'tattoos' it's 'tattoes' !😆

[tesla]

It's not 'tattoos' it's 'tattoes' !😆

changed it back, did not notice it was the SP that can't spell

[GingerNuts]

15 minutes isn't on her list of rates. How much did you pay and how easy was it to arrange with the poor communication?

From VS advert:

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[shed]

Thanks for the review SS.
From what you described and summarised one could say your rating of positive is generous. For me it would be a very low neutral even bordering on negative. But as always your respected rating. But even though you have given a positive there is no way I would visit this SP from your detailed review 

[GingerNuts]

Pictures now back on the advert.

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[Straightsix]

changed it back, did not notice it was the SP that can't spell

It killed me when I first read it which is why it was included in the header! 😆

15 minutes isn't on her list of rates. How much did you pay and how easy was it to arrange with the poor communication?

With Vivastreet some girls will start pricing at the hour, maybe they're hoping to get lucky. I only ever do short appointments so naturally I ask whether shorter appointments are available and will be quoted accordingly.
I will sometimes barter with girls especially the Romanians and also with regulars who are chasing me for custom. What I paid this lady will certainly identify me if not narrow down a selection of clients. This is why I no longer include the price I pay. I apologise for being so unhelpful here but discretion is paramount. Yes communication could have been better but it was sufficient for the booking to take place but not so laboured it frustrated me enough to write her off. I'm one for contingency plans so I never fully expect a booking to go ahead reducing frustration and stress which often lead to arbitrary punts.

Thanks for the review SS.
From what you described and summarised one could say your rating of positive is generous. For me it would be a very low neutral even bordering on negative. But as always your respected rating. But even though you have given a positive there is no way I would visit this SP from your detailed review 

Thanks Shed. I can understand your perspective and wouldn't be surprised if others infer the same.
I'm pretty vanilla and don't ask for much. This lady was clean, sufficiently submissive and followed instruction without any objection or attitude. She may not have enjoyed my company I'm unsure but she accepted payment and delivered on her side of the obligation to an acceptable standard. I can't knock her at all and would have loved to see her again. You will also notice how I mention pre and post punt activites which for me contribute collectively to the rating. There's a reason some 'leave with a skip' or feel 'on cloud nine'.

[PunterNumber69]

And this is a positive?

[bonham]

And this is a positive?

Exactly what I thurt it seems the outside scenery always get more of the reviews
But we got the main details in the end 👍

[Straightsix]

Yes, positive indeed. I enjoyed fucking her from behind and I blasted in seconds. If the environment really was an issue I would have left for sure with tears in my eyes.

[bonham]

Yes, positive indeed. I enjoyed fucking her from behind and I blasted in seconds. If the environment really was an issue I would have left for sure with tears in my eyes.

Things like
The price
The girl
How long
Shaved or not
But less of the
Drive there
The scenery
The drive home
The stop for curry
Beers picked up
Countryside
Your a experienced punter were intrested in the girl 

[dog999]

Good to know the dog shit problem, now I know where the expression 'shit hole' comes from.

[southern boy]

White dog poo what you used to see commonly years ago was because dog food was made up with bonemeal
Which is not used much any more
Obviously they feed their dogs with bones in that district of Kidderminster still 

[Straightsix]

I didn't know that, it was back to the 80s.
It's a different world down there for sure. As mentioned, park on the main road and walk the short distance. You avoid seeing all that side of humanity.

[Colston36]

Exactly what I thurt it seems the outside scenery always get more of the reviews
But we got the main details in the end 👍

He waffles for England

[Straightsix]

He waffles for England

'Edging unfriendly' ✋🖐👋🥴💦😊

[Cervixpounder69]

Thanks for your review, I like all the background info before and after the punt sets the scene nicely. She’s added onto my list love the chav look and never seem to be able to find it. I will defo be parking on the main road though like you suggested don’t wnna come back to a vandalised car.

[bonham]

Thanks for your review, I like all the background info before and after the punt sets the scene nicely. She’s added onto my list love the chav look and never seem to be able to find it. I will defo be parking on the main road though like you suggested don’t wnna come back to a vandalised car.

I agree so do i but love to hear abit about the girl aswell if you want him to pm you he could tell you all about his holladays 

[Punterperson1971]

I would have left for sure with tears in my eyes.

Or dog shit on your shoe 
She looks interesting but way too far for me

[GeorgeStevens]

I had some frustrating comms with her and didnt get as far as booking when i realised where she was! She has TikTok and other social media that may tell you something about her!

[Straightsix]

Thanks for that info George. I'm not familiar with tik tok but what i saw was hilarious! Especially with every video having a lip sync issue. 🤣

[Cervixpounder69]

I agree so do i but love to hear abit about the girl aswell if you want him to pm you he could tell you all about his holladays 

That goes without saying obviously we want to hear about the girl. What’s her ticktok username?

[Straightsix]

That goes without saying obviously we want to hear about the girl. What’s her ticktok username?

You're right, it does go without saying.

You're unaware of the real motive he weaponised my context. That comment was directed at me. I'm ignoring him, which is why he's venting indirectly via anybody who comments. I mean, how much more do you want to know about the girl? Are the images not enough in conjuction with the review? And if there is irrelevant context why not skip over the 8 lines of countryside sunshine takeaway alcoholic binge driving? Do people really have to object to 'waffling' context? ...on a review based forum? Jeeeez!
Soon we'll be attacking those who fear criticism when writing a review....oh...wait?

Some folk are never happy, even when they're getting their cock sucked.

Tik tok: kellymarie401

[alabama1]

The flaw in your reviews in my opinion is that they are more about you than the wg.

[Straightsix]

The flaw in your reviews in my opinion is that they are more about you than the wg.

Considering I'm the one who fucked her I'm not quite sure what you mean?
You can be my friend alabama1, not sure why you are carrying on like this. Talk to me buddy.

[alabama1]

I actually like you being on here. I just dislike sifting through the waffle in order to get to the detail 

[Straightsix]

Come off it mate.
My review is my stage. We have our say here, bragging about our conquests is manly.
There is much more to a punt than 'sticking your willy in'. For me it's an evening out as well as an opportunity for others to enjoy the same. Adding a few words shouldn't bother anybody who doesn't harbour a grudge. I'm an individual on an online forum. You will never see me or know me in any other capacity. Is there really a need to dislike me over a misunderstanding maybe?

[Punterperson1971]

Got a decent set of tits on her though pity she’s too far for me

[Straightsix]

And from what I can remember, fair sized areola!

[WorcWarrior]

Had some good initial comms with this one! Some back and forth filthy chat, until our booking!! I parked outside the chippy over the main road from the 3 tower blocks and got ghosted!! Unless she had a telescope, she wouldn’t have seen me (I don’t think) I just think she’s a bit of a time waster!! Luckily I don’t give a fuck and will persevere until I give her a good seeing to!!

[WorcWarrior]

Come off it mate.
My review is my stage. We have our say here, bragging about our conquests is manly.
There is much more to a punt than 'sticking your willy in'. For me it's an evening out as well as an opportunity for others to enjoy the same. Adding a few words shouldn't bother anybody who doesn't harbour a grudge. I'm an individual on an online forum. You will never see me or know me in any other capacity. Is there really a need to dislike me over a misunderstanding maybe?

Well said!!  It is your stage and I will carry on reading your reviews with admiration for your conquests!! I however am a warrior so will go and explore all that I can, regardless of anyone else’s opinion  and/ or experience and brag all about it on here cause I’m a real man!! Grrrr

[Straightsix]

Had some good initial comms with this one! Some back and forth filthy chat, until our booking!! I parked outside the chippy over the main road from the 3 tower blocks and got ghosted!! Unless she had a telescope, she wouldn’t have seen me (I don’t think) I just think she’s a bit of a time waster!! Luckily I don’t give a fuck and will persevere until I give her a good seeing to!!

Sounds familiar.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=316227.0
...and don't forget to report back.

[Straightsix]

Well said!!  It is your stage and I will carry on reading your reviews with admiration for your conquests!! I however am a warrior so will go and explore all that I can, regardless of anyone else’s opinion  and/ or experience and brag all about it on here cause I’m a real man!! Grrrr

Thanks Warrior 👍

[Boundless]

Brilliant review SS,  you have a wonderful way with words.

My fave bit "an odour of toddler waste"

I was transported there immediately.

[WorcWarrior]

Brilliant review SS,  you have a wonderful way with words.

My fave bit "an odour of toddler waste"

I was transported there immediately.

I think most of the blocks of flats smell like that, either that or weed!! I am a regular visitor to these types of multiple dwelling facilities and love climbing the apples and pears inhaling all and everyone’s waste odours!!

[Straightsix]

Brilliant review SS,  you have a wonderful way with words.

My fave bit "an odour of toddler waste"

I was transported there immediately.

Thanks, and for appreciating the detail.

[Straightsix]

I parked outside the chippy over the main road from the 3 tower blocks and got ghosted!! Unless she had a telescope, she wouldn’t have seen me (I don’t think)

I'm not sure why she's ghosting people. Once communication flowed she seemed coherent and it all went ahead as you'd expect apart from when you actually arrived.
Out of curiosity I looked to see if she would have seen you at the chippy, highly unlikely as you said.

I think most of the blocks of flats smell like that, either that or weed!! I am a regular visitor to these types of multiple dwelling facilities and love climbing the apples and pears inhaling all and everyone’s waste odours!!

That 'Jeyes' fluid smell and 'Kestrel Super' urine, yeah, gross. But toddler waste is way less pungent.