Author Topic: Fon - Thai massage - Hockley  (Read 2473 times)

Offline ronthebrummie

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£40/hour + £20he

Needed to scratch my itch, and i`m partial to Thai girls, noticed her ad on Gumtree thought i`d give it a go.

Comms - great all by text address good pay parking on street, mid afternoon got a bay 50 yards from flat, text on arrival given door code straight away, and met me at the door, the flat was spotless, room well kitted out and clean.

She`s a typical Thai 5` average build late 30s early 40s not a stunner but she,s a pleasant enough girl. Sorted the cash got on the more than adequate massage table, AND she`s got an electric underblanket under the towel, very nice thought.

Massage was superb, she knows what she`s doing a few swipes of the tackle but nothing obvious, on the turn carried on with the massage, touched the old chap and asked "you want". Said yes please, never mentioned cost, gave me a cracking he not a lot of reverse touching but didn`t expect it. finished with head and shoulders.

At the end got dressed gave her the £20 seemed pleased said thank you, not sure anything else on offer.

All in all a very pleasant hour spent with her, good massage good he.

WIR - yes a definate return for me

Offline mr.bluesky

  :thumbsup: so you had fun with Fon   ;)

Offline redliner69

  :thumbsup: so you had fun with Fon   ;)
I guess that makes him a fan of fun with Fon.

Offline mr.bluesky

I guess that makes him a fan of fun with Fon.

 :lol:  :thumbsup: If he was from Finland he would be a Fin who's a fan of fun with Fon.  :D

Offline JollyTimes

:lol:  :thumbsup: If he was from Finland he would be a Fin who's a fan of fun with Fon.  :D

And if he was carrying some extra weight, he would be?  This could be endless

Offline Dizzy94

And if he was carrying some extra weight, he would be?  This could be endless

But if he handed over more than £20 after dressing he would be a foolish fat fin who’s a fan of having fun with fon  :lol:

Online shed

Good review Ron. Ignore the "attempted" humour. They obviously think it's funny. Onto the list she goes  :hi:

Offline ronthebrummie

Divert all the idiots to the comedians who think they’re funny topic

Offline pbrown355

I can't believe the comedians missed the fact that you're Ron.
Thanks for the review.

Offline dog999

I can't believe the comedians missed the fact that you're Ron.
Thanks for the review.
Ye, Ron Howard, maybe it's the FONZ! Hey :hi: