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I know this is going to be controversial but it is my review of my session.
Having read previous reviews I had high expectations. I love FBSM and especially providers who spend time focusing on the HE part, not just do it as an afterthought.
Comms were good via WhatsApp. Meeting arranged. New location is 45 minutes drive but figured it was worth the journey. I went in the evening so had no problem parking, it might be challenging before 6pm, or at least pay & display.
Walked in and there was a dog in the room. I'm good with dogs but don't want one watching a naughty session. She picked it up telling me what a terrorist it is blah blah but didn't wash her hands before starting the massage. I'll pet a dog, but as a professional please have clean hands before you touch me.
Anyway, massage starts with cold oil. Dog falls asleep and starts snoring. I'm not kidding, I'm lying there trying to relax and the background noise is a snoring dog
Massage was poor. For me it has to be either sensual or deep. Spending time lightly rubbing is a waste of time and annoying. She didn't use anywhere near enough oil (thankfully as I discovered afterwards shower facilities are not available) so it becomes uncomfortable, almost painful when she's going over the hair on my leg.
This goes on for 30/40 minutes, during which time Mr Sleepy wakes up and starts whimpering, not quietly and not once but loudly and won't stop until she goes over and rearranges his blanket.
She finally asked me to turn over, bear in mind no reach unders or CC swipes while on my front. She then climbs onto the feet end of the massage table, sitting with a leg dangling either side so she's facing me and my legs are extended over her thighs. This is when she starts telling me about her bad knee and describing her fall in detail (I'm sympathetic but this isn't turning me on). She starts the HE bit and to her credit she did it with purpose, smiled at me to make me feel comfortable, was happy to reach down when directed, moved between shaft and balls etc. It was good but not mind blowing, I've had better.
If the massage was enjoyable then combined with the HE I'd have been pleased with the session, but to have to endure more than half an hour of being extremely uncomfortable, for an ending which wasn't earth shattering, it's a hard pass from me.
When it was over, I asked to take a shower and she started giving me stories about her shower having too much pressure or not enough pressure (I had tuned out by then). To go to a place where you're going to be oiled up and then ejaculate over yourself, without being offered a shower afterwards, is itself a good reason for a negative.
Overall, between the poor massage, the dog and the lack of shower, I won't be returning and it's a definite negative. It's not like it's even great value for money. Plenty of Chinese massage places will offer you an hour massage at 40/50 with 20 extra for the HE. Massage will be a lot better and you can get some really good HE action with the right provider.
