External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlySuch a disappointment!
Woke this morning with an itch that needed scratching, rarely go for Full service, prefer a massage, but do like a blow job sometimes too. Had a meeting first thing near Grantham so checked the area, have previously been to a pleasant Chinese place in the town centre and although I would go back, was hoping for a little more today.
Found Ramona on AW, looked OK so text her and got an instant reply and booked for straight after my meeting.
Good comms, postcode given, very easy to find and parking on the road not too far away. She spotted me as I approached and let me in to the shared entrance, then straight into the flat. Was pleasantly surprised with the looks, petite, nice figure but the age of 35 is very optimistic, I would add at least another 10 years to that.
First unusual event was the "menu" on the table when shown into the room, kind of like a pick and mix. Base price reasonable at £80 for the hour, but add a couple of options and soon goes up. Already thinking with little Sid, I picked B2b +£10 and OWO/CIM +£20, so down £110, which a little more than I usually pay for a massage, but I go for it.
Usual goes to stash cash while I get comfy, then comes back undressed but still with thong on, that to me should have been the first alarm bell. Massage then starts, it's OK but feels very rushed, fast rubs all over my back and legs, not enough pressure for a good massage, or slow enough to be sensual. A few cc swipes but not much. 10 mind in she dashes out the room to get the front door, mumbles something about neighbour on return and carries on, throughout this her phone is beebing constantly and ringing every 5 minutes, she doesn't answer but does check every now and then, not exactly relaxing!!
20mins in she asks me to turn and things really go down hill, she climbs over me and starts faffing around moving over me but nor really touching, her not so perky little boobs swinging over my chest like half filled water balloons, I have a bit of a feel, but am batted away when I stray to the thong. As she gets a bit higher, still not really touching me, I try to catch a nipple with my mouth and am again pushed away and they come nowhere near again. She then oils up the little fella, and starts trying to tune in radio 4 on it, twisting this way and that, its not painful because there is plenty of oil, it's just not that great either. Eventually she starts to suck little Sid, but not well and most of the action is with her hand. When I try to move her hand, she stops and starts the strange hovering performance again. At last she goes back to finish the job, but keeps stopping to spit out the oil she has used so much of on me. With a little encouragement she finally takes my load, and jumps straight off to spit, barely having let me finish. I then get wiped down and basically hurried off. Less than 45mins after arriving I'm out the door, £110 lighter and very disappointed.
So would I go back, definitely not, expensive and poor.
So my search goes on, my holy grail is basically a good massage, firm at first to actually loosen me up, then sensual, followed by a great blow job. So any tips greatly received.
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