Late August 2021
Shanghai Thai near The Gate
External Link/Members OnlyI had some time to kill in town one afternoon and decided on a massage.
I was on the way to 99 on Stowell St. (I hadn’t booked) when I passed Shanghai Thai.
I did a quick search on UKP to find an older review where someone got a bit more than HE.
I thought this was unlikely but seeing as if never been I rang to ask if appointments were necessary and was told to come straight round.
Greeted at counter and paid £25 for 30 mins.
My first impression was that the place seemed busy, the girl on reception seemed to be in a hurry and I could hear a lot if chatter coming from the rooms.
I was shown to a room when a different lady who said her name was Apple came to greet me approx mid 40s, not bad looking with a decent figure in a small dress. She asked me immediately what I wanted and when I replied what’s on offer she reeled off HE, B2B, BJ which was a bit of a surprise. We agreed £60 for all of the above and I got on the table face down.
She then touched my shoulders and asked me to turn over. I said what about the massage first so she performed a substandard massage for a couple of minutes, asked me to turn over again so I did she started on the old fella, stripped off got a crazy cling-film type bag that I’d previously heard about from a review here and jumped on the table,
I was able to give her a light fingering which she seemed to enjoy , then she positioned herself for 69 where I gave her RO (tasted and smelled sweet).
It didn’t take long until I was done.
Cleaned up and I showered (in the same room which is a bonus).
I struggled with the rating for this one as there could be a case for all three but settled on Neutral seeing as I got not much if a massage and really no B2B just naked BJ.
The whole thing was very rushed and there was no hiding that they were hurrying to get to the next punter.
This was so obvious that she gave me £10 back at the end. So £75 in total which is a bit above my usual limit.
Even still I may return to see if I can get a more relaxed proper massage.
