TheSexyAmy - Hertford - BB alert

[Nickoname1]

A massive headfuck, this one.

Tried her again a few weeks ago as I was in Hertford. She responded via SMS and surprisingly agreed to a 30min appointment. I had seen Makka's review and just fancied a dirty half hour of anal sex with toys wedged up her fanny. She confirmed that she was willing and all included in £100 rate.

Venue is clearly her place. Lots of kids stuff evident. It's a maisonette in a resi area close to Hertford town centre. Probably a 20-25 min walk from either station. Lots of neighbours washing cars and doing gardening, so plenty of prying eyes.

Anyway ...arrive on time, let in by Amy and follow her up to stairs. She's a pretty girl and definitely per aw photos. Into the bedroom, confirm services and exchange money.

She gets her toys down from on top of wardrobe and I choose a vibrator. She has quite a selection including one that looks like Mike Tyson's forearm!! I go for something more manageable.

We have a quick chat about nothing, start LFK and I whip her dress off. Very slim, tiny tits as mentioned. Pussy is sporting designer stubble rather than fully waxed. Nice bum and legs. No off-putting tattoos that I can recall.

She wanks me through my jeans and I'm hard. I strip off and we are both naked.

As Makka said, she's very submissive so you have to steer everything. I bend her over onto the bed and slowly insert the vibrator into her pussy. She's already wet (see below) and it glides in to the hilt. She moans a little.

I then pull on a condom and lube up her arse. She confirms she's ready so I start easing into her starfish. I'm not a regular with anal but don't mind it from time to time. After that initial 'is it or isn't it' moment, I can feel that I am indeed 'in'. Feels good, tight.

No complaints from Amy, she starts to push back. I slowly build up a rhythm. I can feel the vibrator moving around and buzzing.

All good stuff. We continue like this for 15 mins or so. She doesn't really moan or squirm or come, but is happy for me to pump away. I build up a head of steam.

After a few final hard and deep thrusts, the tide washes over me and I bust my nut into the mac deep into her chocolate starfish.

Pretty good so far, right?

This is when it gets fucked up.

I slowly pull out of her butt holding onto the Dom. Her little chestnut gives me a farewell wink as she clenches up.

She then rolls onto her back and pulls the vibrator out of her fanny. As the tip comes out it is covered, and I mean covered, in what looks like spunk!!

I was completely shocked and asked her what it was. She confirmed that it is jizz and she allows some guys to fuck her 'without' if they look clean!!! Fucks sake!!!

She then says that I have 10 minutes left so I can 'feel free' to have a go if I'd like to.

Couldn't believe it. There was some other cunt's Harry Monk dripping everywhere.

My head was spinning - i was just so shocked. I told her how disgusted I was and how she should clearly advertise this stuff so that people know what she's up to. Then people like me could stay away and the bug catchers can fill their boots. Or fill her fanny.

I just got dressed and left. No further conversation. On the way back to my car and in the drive home I just kept re-running the events in my mind to make sure that I hadn't been in contact without protection. Usually I love a bit of OWO,  RO and always want vaginal sex. For some reason this time I just had anal (covered of course) and shoved a vib up her.

I don't know how I'd be feeling now if I'd gone down on her!!

Anyway, I get tested regularly and will go for one in a couple of days (the meet was a couple of weeks ago)  just to make sure.

A real shame as I liked her and had a good time until THAT moment. Went from love to hate in a matter of seconds!

Nicko





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[lee1]

Thanks for your review and warning!

Totally disgusting to find someone's else spunk coming out

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Thats prolly why shes 200 an hour for the unmentioned extra;!!!..

Yes and you'd think she'd do her best to wash it out!, i mean;!..

[webpunter]

Deranged 

She confirmed that it is jizz and she allows some guys to fuck her 'without' if they look clean!!! Fucks sake!!!

The in-house UKP doc can comment
I reck given your activities the chances of catching something are diddly
+ there is the passage of time you mentioned, most nasties would show in this timeline
RO not the best in the circumstances, tho this is low risk
Might taste a bit salty [alledgedly] & there is the knowledge that you've had a lick of some other geezers harry 
[you can ask the knob lovers on here what the tell-tale signs are]

I slowly pull out of her butt holding onto the Dom
Usually I love a bit of OWO,  RO and always want vaginal sex. For some reason this time I just had anal (covered of course) and shoved a vib up her.
I don't know how I'd be feeling now if I'd gone down on her!!

I'm sure yours clenched up too when you found out !

Her little chestnut gives me a farewell wink as she clenches up

[Nickoname1]

Thanks guys.

Webpunter - I'm pretty sure I'm ok. I don't think I had any knob action that was uncovered. She only touched it through my clothes and I didn't have OWO or OW. Gonna get checked anyways but don't have any symptoms.

You are right. My ring puckered up and my knob retreated as far into my body as possible when I saw that mess!

There was so much gloop I have wondered whether it belonged to just one bloke......yikes! Enjoy your lunch guys!

[Makka124]

Wow I knew she was submissive and you have to lead her on
That’s a no no if someone else is barebacking her and she’s still kept it inside her!!

There was no hint of bareback or even an attempt to bareback her when I punted with her, I wouldn’t return as her tits were small

[Joey2315]

It astounds me the lack of basic sex education some of these girls have. Even English ones it would seem. How do they think they can tell if someone has a disease like, for example, chlamydia or god forbid HIV by 'looking clean'? Or do they just not give a shit if they catch it? 

[unclepokey]

I'm a really broadminded bloke but this made me shiver. One to be avoided I think.

[KBW1999]

+1

[Makka124]

I'm a really broadminded bloke but this made me shiver. One to be avoided I think.

Yes, at first you think I’ve not done anything stupid but it sinks in so I’ve ordered myself a kit

[SayLess]

Her profile is gone.

And for those that still have her phone number, she looks suspiciously pregnant in her WhatsApp pic. If anyone bbed her, expect a Father's Day card next year 

[webpunter]

Are women like cats where they can fire out kittens from different males at the same time ?
There could be more than one FD cards being sent
Imagine if this happened & more than one baby pops out & they are different colours 

Her profile is gone.
And for those that still have her phone number, she looks suspiciously pregnant in her WhatsApp pic. If anyone bbed her, expect a Father's Day card next year 

[Nickoname1]

Her profile is gone.

And for those that still have her phone number, she looks suspiciously pregnant in her WhatsApp pic. If anyone bbed her, expect a Father's Day card next year 

Yikes!!! What a silly girl....unless that's what she wanted  all along?? For that reason, and after reading somewhere that some SPs sell used Johnnies  along with their soiled pants, I always take my filled doms away with me when I leave a booking. I tie it in a knot, wrap in bog paper and put in my pocket until I can dispose of in a bin at a later stage.

Obviously chaps with partners need to remember to get rid before they get home!

[webpunter]

Maybe a bit paranoid
Whichever burd it is must think you are weird
Not much
Pick the right burd in the 1st place & all should be fine

On the odd times i go for FS I prefer to whip it off
& spray it over their rack - do you take some kitchen roll wipe it up & take these with you ?
or in their gob, when available  - do you make em spit it out into whatever & take it with you ?

I read many years ago that eligible blokes going on dates in the US would take em away with them
So the civvies couldn't empty em inside of themselves

Yikes!!! What a silly girl....unless that's what she wanted  all along?? For that reason, and after reading somewhere that some SPs sell used Johnnies  along with their soiled pants, I always take my filled doms away with me when I leave a booking. I tie it in a knot, wrap in bog paper and put in my pocket until I can dispose of in a bin at a later stage.

Can you imagine it.  Realising when you walk in the house 
"Darling i have a dodgy tummy, must go to the loo"
She responds:  "no bother let me take your jacket"

Obviously chaps with partners need to remember to get rid before they get home!

[Nickoname1]

Maybe a bit paranoid
Whichever burd it is must think you are weird
Not much
Pick the right burd in the 1st place & all should be fine

On the odd times i go for FS I prefer to whip it off
& spray it over their rack - do you take some kitchen roll wipe it up & take these with you ?
or in their gob, when available  - do you make em spit it out into whatever & take it with you ?

Interesting post.

Am I paranoid? Maybe but I prefer to call it cautious. I don't fully trust any SP.

Do they find me weird?  Dunno and I don't really care. I usually take the Johnny off in the toilet and have a piss straight away. Most don't even see or know.

But let me ask you - do ladies find you weird for calling them 'burds'? It's a bit 70's isn't it? Unless you are Jim Davidson in disguise?


Thanks for your advice to find the right 'burds' upfront. If we could, there probably wouldn't be much need for this site. Or at least there wouldn't be many red reviews? The reality suggests that most of us on here can't get it right, at least not all the time.  I actually thought this girl was good until someone  else's spunk flooded out.

[webpunter]

As for fully trusting any SP we both know not the best thing to do
If they don't know then whatevva
I'd have thought flushing it down the bog is better than taking it home
Hope the collection is expanding !
Each to their own

Just one question please - do you tie a knot in the nodder or put it in a little sandwich type bag ?

As for burd, its a term of reference on here [& with mates]
Like a 'game on' burd
Strangely enuf i pass on mentioning to 'ladies', civvys & SPs
I hope i'm not going to get a reprimand from a mod for using this word
I'll be like MV, hoping for leniency from the FIA
No problemo - 'MV you are good to race'

Interesting post.

Am I paranoid? Maybe but I prefer to call it cautious. I don't fully trust any SP.

Do they find me weird?  Dunno and I don't really care. I usually take the Johnny off in the toilet and have a piss straight away. Most don't even see or know.

But let me ask you - do ladies find you weird for calling them 'burds'? It's a bit 70's isn't it? Unless you are Jim Davidson in disguise?


Thanks for your advice to find the right 'burds' upfront. If we could, there probably wouldn't be much need for this site. Or at least there wouldn't be many red reviews? The reality suggests that most of us on here can't get it right, at least not all the time.  I actually thought this girl was good until someone  else's spunk flooded out.

[SayLess]

Here's Amy's current WhatsApp profile photo. Look at that lovely bulge in the belly! Which of you dirty bastards are responsible? 

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[robo90]

Here's Amy's current WhatsApp profile photo. Look at that lovely bulge in the belly! Which of you dirty bastards are responsible? 

It's probably a bit like waiting for the lottery numbers to come in, just with better odds. Who's got the winning (or losing) ticket 

[The sperminator]

As for fully trusting any SP we both know not the best thing to do
If they don't know then whatevva
I'd have thought flushing it down the bog is better than taking it home
Hope the collection is expanding !
Each to their own

Just one question please - do you tie a knot in the nodder or put it in a little sandwich type bag ?

As for burd, its a term of reference on here [& with mates]
Like a 'game on' burd
Strangely enuf i pass on mentioning to 'ladies', civvys & SPs
I hope i'm not going to get a reprimand from a mod for using this word
I'll be like MV, hoping for leniency from the FIA
No problemo - 'MV you are good to race'

If you are talking about flushing the used dom, please dont ever do this. These things cause all sorts of blockages

[webpunter]

I'll consider myself duly told off 
When they find a 100 ton fat berg in the sewers bet there are loads of nodders in it

On the occasions when i go for FS i like to finish over a burds rack or CIM when on the menu
So the nodder ends up in the bin

Edit:
I was taking the mick out of the SP OP who must have a burgeoning collection of nodders that he takes home with him
Wonder if he washes them out, hangs them on the line & keeps them as trophies 

If you are talking about flushing the used dom, please dont ever do this. These things cause all sorts of blockages

[Nickoname1]

Edit:
I was taking the mick out of the SP who must have a burgeoning collection of nodders that he takes home with him
Wonder if he washes them out, hangs them on the line & keeps them as trophies 

Firstly, I'm not an SP you idiot. Secondly, this wasn't funny the first time you posted it. Thirdly if you actually read my post you'd have seen "I always take my filled doms away with me when I leave a booking. I tie it in a knot, wrap in bog paper and put in my pocket until I can dispose of in a bin at a later stage.

Get your facts straight and change the record.

[webpunter]

SP corrected to OP
Typo - ooops
Was surprised being advised not to flush
Duly noted what your modus operandi is
Each to their own
Just make sure you don't forget to dispose of
& later rummaging in your pocket you think WTF
A positive that you alerted UKP'ers to this BB'er 
Time to move on

Firstly, I'm not an SP you idiot. Secondly, this wasn't funny the first time you posted it. Thirdly if you actually read my post you'd have seen "I always take my filled doms away with me when I leave a booking. I tie it in a knot, wrap in bog paper and put in my pocket until I can dispose of in a bin at a later stage.

Get your facts straight and change the record.

[SayLess]

Firstly, I'm not an SP you idiot...

By the look of Amy's belly bulge, you've been quite a useful service provider for her ...