Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £70 for 30mins + £10 OWO
Date: 31-Aug-21
Services: OWO, Mish, Doggy (No kissing at all).
Comms: All via WhatsApp with photos sent of "Coco" prior. Asked her to just wear something specific (T-shirt no bra) which although agreed on WhatsApp was ignored when I arrived.
Location: Apartment near Cherry Hilton Cambridge. Parking for free on a side street and a 5 min walk to Apartment.
Girl: Photos sent of "Coco" looked too good to be true but normally they are at least of the same girl and just a few years out of date. Body is similar to the photo below but she has slightly bigger natural saggy tits. Stood up shes the shape of a small barrel and looks nothing like her photos. Fully shaven and to start spoke decent enough English but more of that to come. I would guess shes maybe mid to late 30s and I think has had kids as her stomach was also quite saggy.
Meet: Met at the door of the apartment by Coco who was wearing a bra and underwear which when I saw her I should of walked as she was nothing like her photo but I was horny and thought if she provided decent service it would be worthwhile. She led me to the room and we handed over the paperwork at which point she confirmed how long I wanted and I asked about OWO to which she replied £20 extra. I told her I only had £10 (the truth) to which point she argued for £20 so I basically just said its £10 or OW to which she took the £10.
She stashed the cash as I got undressed and then undressed herself when she got back into the room. No foreplay at all she told me to lay on the bed while she cleaned my flaccid cock with some foam stuff. After this she got on the bed and started some OWO which to her credit wasn't terrible but after maybe 2 or 3 mins she's reaching for the condom. I tell her im happy like this at the moment and there was no rush which although a little disgruntled carried on, I asked her to put my cock between her tits but she flat our refused. After another 2 or 3 mins she reaches for the condom again and starts putting it on me. I thought whatever she can fuck me for abit if she rather but she just
tells me to move out the way on the bed so she can lay down as she wanted me to do all the work.
In mish she was doing the usual fake moaning and would not let my hand go anywhere near her pussy to guide myself in or touch her anywhere near that area. It was honestly like
fucking a sack of potatoes her just laying on the bed like that while she kept trying to reach under to stroke my balls in an effort to try make me cum. I told her there is no rush as it was at the most 10 mins since I got in the door to which she replied "30 mins hurry".
Anyway I didn't want to look at her stupid face anymore so asked her to turn round in doggy which she was making things so awkward with her body position i was getting really bored. As she was stroking my balls trying to make me cum I was trying my best to get atleast some enjoyment out of my £80. Anyway after about 5 mins of that shes grunting at me when I ask her to use some lube on her dry pussy and refusing to do anything to improve the meeting.
Again telling me to hurry.
As sex was terrible with her I asked her to suck me again but she suddenly told me she doesn't understand and does not speak English

to which i said "Sucky Sucky?"

but she replied she would but
only with a condom even after paying extra for OWO.
At about the 12 min point I said fuck this and stood up, wiped myself down with a wet wipe and got dressed. I let myself out into the hall way in the apartment and tried to speak with the usual madam who handles the phone bookings. She also suddenly couldn't speak English even though I have chatted to her multiple times on WhatsApp.
Out the door at back sat in my car exactly 15 mins after arriving. When I got back to the car I sent the Madam the WhatsApp message attached (hopefully not breaking any rules)
Overall: This has got to be one of the worst punts ive ever had. She looks nothing like her photo and the service was terrible.
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