Location - 9/10. On George St, off Edgware Road, close from both Marble Arch and Edgware Road stations. Open till 12:30 most days and doesn't look a particularly legit place.
Comms - Dropped in off chance while out with a mate. Receptionist quite young and cute (offers massage herself too). She had a sultry look and spoke slowly, rather than plain business like, and extras looked to be on the cards. She quoted £40 for half an hour. My mate didn't have enough cash so we offered to get back with more cash. She offered £30 for half an hour as she realised we may not return. We duly did but she had disappeared with another punter (darn it, didn't get her name). Instead, a more mature receptionist was in her place and with another girl free we booked them both separately. I ended up with this mature lady.
Looks - 4/10. Facially very average, about mid-late 30s at least. More on the chubbier side and short so not particularly my cup of tea but I was a bit hammered and had no expectations. Quite a belly for her size and tits were small, 34B I reckon. Not a great arse by any means.
Service & Performance - A high 7/10. I was already lying on my front by the time she had come in, pants off n all. Surprisingly, she covered me fully with a towel. She started off with the feet, unusual in knocking shops, so clearly trained. What followed was the most amazing deep tissue massage I've ever had. She climbed on top and used her knees to prod and properly massage my calves, lower back etc and found her way to the knots and took her time to work on them. Pressed hard in places, like a chiropractor, much to my surprise (and not with little alarm) as she did it without any warning. She then told me that a chiropractor had trained her. 5 minutes before the end she asked if I wanted another kind of massage. I said of course and she asked me what I'd like and how much 'donation' was I offering. I said the usual £20 for a HJ. That's when her attitude changed. She was all: I've just given you deep tissue, you've already got £10 discount at reception, is that all you got? I said yes, because the discount was offered to us and I never pay more than a tenner for a HJ but I appreciate the deep tissue and will duly reward you at the end. She still didn't look happy and said she'd take her clothes off if I paid more. I thought this might not end so gave in and paid her £40. She then only pulled her top down to her waist and did that wretched tit rubbing thing while leaning over. She eventually reluctantly took her dress off but kept her panties on. I told her to get on top but she said she wouldn't be able to give me a proper HJ that way. I let her carry on and she sat on the table at my feet and gave me an expert HJ with generous use of oil, teasing my tip with her nips, followed by the occasional sensual kissing and licking on neck etc. She voluntarily tried a prostrate massage but I told her it's not my thing (I appreciated her effort nevertheless). A very acceptable and messy outcome in the end, and I felt more relaxed with more free breath after the deep tissue massage. Therefore, a high 7 simply because of the actual massage and a highly skilled HE which was done with gentle strokes but purposefully. No more than that as her overly bossy attitude with extras killed it for me.
Will I return? - We seemed to be on the same page when she said at the end: 'if you want to come for a proper massage only next time, you are very welcome to.' I have no intention of getting extras from her but I will definitely return for a deep tissue massage.
Conclusion - With extras, I like to see demonstrable skill but also a more relaxed, spontaneous attitude from the SP which Yumi lacked. If you like a bossy, mature SP who is skilled on both fronts, you could be in for a treat if you gel with her. That said, the HJ skill might persuade me to go for just the HJ when I see her next.
Haven't done a review for a while so let me know if I've missed anything. If you had a different experience with her I'd be interested to know as well.
