Had wanted to visit Siam Thai massage for a while now and managed a visit in August.
Arranged by text, asked for a specific time and a 1 hour massage was agreed. About 30 mins before my time I got a call saying I come in, come in? I said I'm not due yet and she said, oh I thought it was you outside? I said i'd be there on time and the time agreed. About 10 minutes later I get texts asking am I still coming...
Anyway its easy place to find and I parked right outside and I'm ushered in through the door and she can't close it fast enough, "how long you want"? I said an hour as I had already booked... took £45 and sent me into side room off reception area, not warm at all, infact cold to my suprise.
I stripped off and she came back in, she's about 5ft tall, shoulder length hair, not the slimmest by usual thai standards and literally unable to break a smile which in my experinace is also strange and not my usual experiance, she said her name is Mint...
Onto the massage, hot oil requested, cold oil out of white ramekin used, really not impressed and the massage is a waste of time, in fact I'm pretty sure she was texting throughout my massage and even answered the phone to another punter to take an appointment for a few days later...
Punter kept asking do you do extras? Word of advise, if you have to ask on the phone more than twice, your pushing at the wrong time, especially when she says she will text you.
I'm not impressed at all, with massage and now it's time to turn over...
"want me to massage this" she says, pointing at my completely un-aroused cock... (thinking to myslef, got to be a plus point here somewhere) I say yeah great, £20 extra...
I'm fine with that, absoloute waste of time massage to my front and an average hand job that did make me pop, but only after I agreed another £20 during the HJ to get her tits out to help me pop.
Took a shower, paid my dues and fucked off, literally.
So to conclude £85 all in for a shit massage In a cold room, with cold oil, no chat and no smile...
Won't be going back ever.
