Author Topic: Harper@Lush - Birmingham  (Read 2432 times)

Offline Punter S Thompson

Wasn't gonna bother reviewing this one as she appears to have left already.
There is a chance she'll return, so for what it's worth, here it is.

Spotted her on the Lush website within a day or two of her joining them. Wasn't bowled over but still thought she was worth a punt.
Within the following week a review popped up by AliBirmingham (congrats on the 100 reviews if you're reading this.)
He gave her a neutral so kinda lost interest. Fast forward a week or two and I found myself in Birmingham with a spare hour. Called Lush and it was slim pickings.
Harper was the least of all the other evils so off I went to the typical Lush apartment.
It was the one in the Jewelry Quarter.
½ hour @ £60.

First impressions weren't great. Looked like she'd just woke up from a heavy sesh.
No make, messy hair and dressd very casually.  Not ugly but not attractive either.
She's small, thin and shapeless. Big boobs for her size but very saggy! Especially for her age. Told me she was 20.
This is normally down to childbirth but I saw no other evidence of this so maybe it was down to dramatic weight loss. Pity really as they were big for her size.
After stripping off I lay on the bed and got her straight into OWO. To be honest, it was great. Very deep and wet, plus lots of tongue action on my balls.
It was so good that I asked her if she'd just do that for the whole half hour. Plus the fact that I didn't really feel like fucking her.
About half way through she stopped and asked me if it was OK if she had a line of coke. WTF??
"It makes me suck better" she said.
I don't do that kind of thing anymore but I don't have a problem with anyone that does, so I let her get on with it.
And it did make her suck better as some violent facefucking followed.
When I asked about CIM and swallowing she agreed to it with no hesitation.
She then lay down, used her arms to squash her tits together, opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out.
After covering said tongue she swallowed the lot with ease. "That tasted surprisingly good" she said.
Indeed.

I was gonna give this a neutral but her oral was great. Good enough to return but as I said, she seems to be gone!
The drug thing would be enough for a lot of others to down vote, but I'd be a hypocrite. And it's not the first time I've experienced this with Lush girls 

Here's a link to their website even though she's not on it;

External Link/Members Only
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Dock

If the drug thing makes her suck like she trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose….then I have no problem letting her get her Tony Montana!!!

Offline 801

The drug thing would be enough for a lot of others to down vote, but I'd be a hypocrite. And it's not the first time I've experienced this with Lush girls 

Here's a link to their website even though she's not on it;

External Link/Members Only

Yes some of the lush girls are know to have a line or two from my experience
Was going to see her but was put off Ali's review
« Last Edit: August 29, 2021, 04:10:27 pm by 801 »

Offline chadpitt

The drug thing would be enough for a lot of others to down vote, but I'd be a hypocrite. And it's not the first time I've experienced this with Lush girls 
/

I've not once experienced a Lush girl who was drunk or on drugs at least in my presence. It makes you wonder if it's client specific.

Offline 801

I've not once experienced a Lush girl who was drunk or on drugs at least in my presence. It makes you wonder if it's client specific.

 I think if they feel they have a connection with you or feel comfortable with you then they may open up and let you in/show you their secrets

Some of them are working until 6am a day I'm not saying it's right but they must be taking something to keep them awake etc

Offline Punter S Thompson

I've not once experienced a Lush girl who was drunk or on drugs at least in my presence. It makes you wonder if it's client specific.
How do you know none of them were on drugs?
« Last Edit: August 29, 2021, 08:50:20 pm by Punter S Thompson »
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline chadpitt

How do you know none of them were on drugs?

No noticeable loss of speech or motor control.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2021, 11:15:31 pm by chadpitt »

Offline Punter S Thompson

No noticeable loss of speech or motor control.
Cocaine doesn't make you lose speech or motor control though.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline chadpitt

Cocaine doesn't make you lose speech or motor control though.

Well they weren't jumpy or hyper either. No weed stench either even if they were mellow.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Well they weren't jumpy or hyper either. No weed stench either even if they were mellow.
It doesn't always make you act like that either. Especially if it's habitual.
Plus, there is the chance that you haven't seen any of the girls in question.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline chadpitt

It doesn't always make you act like that either. Especially if it's habitual.
Plus, there is the chance that you haven't seen any of the girls in question.

Well that's possible that I haven't seen any of those girls. But I just find it odd since I've used Lush for years and found it odd since I've never seen drugs or alcohol taken right in front of me. Don't get me wrong this isn't me praising Lush at all, as they keep bringing in fat and old girls.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Well that's possible that I haven't seen any of those girls. But I just find it odd since I've used Lush for years and found it odd since I've never seen drugs or alcohol taken right in front of me. Don't get me wrong this isn't me praising Lush at all, as they keep bringing in fat and old girls.
Maybe it is just me then.
The other time it happened, she didn't do it in front of me. She just said she'd had a line just before the punt. She did offer me one though.
And I did smell weed when seeing another one.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline 801

For me it has not bothered me and I've also been offered some too  :rolleyes:

Has not been an issue for me and never affected the service given from any SP or else I would have mentioned it in my discussions/reviews

Offline Punter S Thompson

For me it has not bothered me and I've also been offered some too  :rolleyes:

Has not been an issue for me and never affected the service given from any SP or else I would have mentioned it in my discussions/reviews
Yeah, totally agree.
They can do what they want as long as their performance doesn't suffer.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline alibirmingham

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,655
  • Likes: 31
  •  
  • Reviews: 179
Good review and always good to get a second opinion. Think I did say in my review she may be a positive for others, just didn’t click with me.

Guess she also read me right as well as drug taking isn’t something I’m into personally and may explain why we didn’t click.

I think I asked her about cim and swallow and said cim ok but not swallow. But guessing once she found out sex wasn’t needed in your booking she was willing to compromise. Just wish I got the same bj as you did  though :D


Offline Punter S Thompson

Good review and always good to get a second opinion. Think I did say in my review she may be a positive for others, just didn’t click with me.

Guess she also read me right as well as drug taking isn’t something I’m into personally and may explain why we didn’t click.

I think I asked her about cim and swallow and said cim ok but not swallow. But guessing once she found out sex wasn’t needed in your booking she was willing to compromise. Just wish I got the same bj as you did  though :D
I think If I'd gone into it blind I would have given her a neutral too.
You're review helped cushion the blow by lowering my expectations.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac