Author Topic: "Big Ass" Melly, Plan B ! - Birmingham City centre (Read 2724 times)

alabama1 · « **on:** August 29, 2021, 09:12:12 am »

This is the advert/woman i thought i was communicating with, and seeing : External Link/Members Only
This is the actual woman that appeared behind the door : External Link/Members Only.

Location : Side street off Bath Row, close to Pagoda island, largish apartment block
When : Yesterday
Comms : Excellent, all done by text. She phoned me when i was in the street. Informed which door to stand by, so that i could do a quick cat walk to see if i was gonna be accepted

Price : £40 for 15 minutes. She initially insisted on £60, ( i hadn't even noted her prices as she was a last minute plan B, but she soon agreed to £40 as i was putting my wallet away

Description : As mentioned above, she is a different girl to the advert. Not bad looking, but has put some weight on since those pics were taken. Medium natural breasts, No hygiene issues as far as i could tell. But then again, we were social distancing throughout, so it was hard to tell.

Oh, she said she was Turkish, (yeah right ) !
Service : Poor. OW (no choice), Mish (only, no choice), Lap dance standing on the bed !

, pussy feeling, (no fingers)
Action : Not much

. She instructed me to lie naked on the bed, on my back, then proceeded to stand over me and wiggle her arse whilst i had a grope. Thinking back, this was the highlight of the punt !

A brief , covered blowjob was then followed by an even briefer session of mish, in which she pushed out her extended arm onto my chest in order to limit my thrusts.

Came in the bag, cleaned myself up, then out the door, to the sounds of "you had a good time baby yes ?
Conclusion : A plan B rarely ends well for me, and this one was no exception. A touring Polish girl went missing in action, so this was a last minute "panic buy". I thought it would be money saved on my original/failed booking, but it was just £40 down the Romanian drain...again !

PunterNumber69 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2021, 09:17:17 am »

Thanks for the review.

Hothandle · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2021, 09:57:45 am »

She probably felt you’d haggled her down (to her advertised price..) and decided on a shit service for your efforts..

Dark Vader · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2021, 10:12:23 am »

Big Ass Melly....Or a play on words she's a Big Smelly Ass

The Owl · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2021, 10:36:55 am »

Quote from: Hothandle on August 29, 2021, 09:57:45 am

She probably felt you’d haggled her down (to her advertised price..) and decided on a shit service for your efforts..

Her profile clearly states 15. Minutes for £40. There was no haggling going one, she was trying to rip off a punter by trying to change the price once he was in the apartment.

Hothandle · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2021, 12:21:00 pm »

Quote from: The Owl on August 29, 2021, 10:36:55 am

Her profile clearly states 15. Minutes for £40. There was no haggling going one, she was trying to rip off a punter by trying to change the price once he was in the apartment.

That’s my point..
Profile says £40, client arrives and she says £60, client wins the haggling battle (he’s there with the cash etc..), but sp feels the loss and decides on a shit service by way of payback..

alabama1 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2021, 12:25:49 pm »

Quote from: Hothandle on August 29, 2021, 12:21:00 pm

That’s my point..
Profile says £40, client arrives and she says £60, client wins the haggling battle (he’s there with the cash etc..), but sp feels the loss and decides on a shit service by way of payback..

To be honest, i think i was destined for a shit service no matter how much i payed. Typical Rom profile, promising the earth, delivering the very basics

GingerNuts · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2021, 12:30:34 pm »

Hothandle · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2021, 12:48:52 pm »

Rom’s who offer a good service are few, and if you get a good one the bait n switch is so common place you never know who you’ll get on a return trip.
They seem to have completely missed the benefit of repeat buisiness..

alabama1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2021, 12:50:03 pm »

Cheers Gingernuts. Thinking about it, even if the service had of been brilliant, which it wasn't ,it was still a B&S. and therefore worthy of a negative. I was lured into the punt by the looks of a slim petite size 6 maybe, woman. What i got was an older size 10, maybe even size 12 woman

blackprince · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2021, 06:18:36 pm »

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pbrown355 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2021, 06:28:30 pm »

Quote from: blackprince on August 29, 2021, 06:18:36 pm

WTF

alabama1 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2021, 06:29:55 pm »

I am guessing he has maybe been hacked

pbrown355 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2021, 06:31:42 pm »

OOPs didn't notice he was banned.
I was going to write about her extended arm because she looks normal in her pictures! OK sorry.
Thanks for the review, sorry it was shit. Helps me reinforce my no plan B,C or Ds.

alabama1 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2021, 06:36:15 pm »

Quote from: pbrown355 on August 29, 2021, 06:31:42 pm

OOPs didn't notice he was banned.
I was going to write about her extended arm because she looks normal in her pictures! OK sorry.
Thanks for the review, sorry it was shit. Helps me reinforce my no plan B,C or Ds.

Oh, penny has just dropped. What I meant was she had her arm fully extended out against my chest, limiting engagement with her.

Juankerr · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2021, 01:54:34 pm »

Sorry to hear that alabama thanks for the review

Often been tempted but my gut always told me the maruska profile was fake so not suprised there.

I highlighted Melly/Melissa recently here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318430.0

She has another VS advert also External Link/Members Only

alabama1 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2021, 02:08:31 pm »

Quote from: Juankerr on August 30, 2021, 01:54:34 pm

Sorry to hear that alabama thanks for the review

Often been tempted but my gut always told me the maruska profile was fake so not suprised there.

I highlighted Melly/Melissa recently here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318430.0

She has another VS advert also External Link/Members Only

Cheers mate, Andreea that you highlighted also tempted me. I would like to say that we live and learn, but i/we keep falling into the same trap, unfortunately.

We keep on giving them the benefit of the doubt

Juankerr · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2021, 02:14:54 pm »

Quote from: alabama1 on August 30, 2021, 02:08:31 pm

Cheers mate, Andreea that you highlighted also tempted me. I would like to say that we live and learn, but i/we keep falling into the same trap, unfortunately.
We keep on giving them the benefit of the doubt

To be honest with you if there's only a VS ad and nothing else like info on here or a matching AW profile i leave them alone, its served me well and has saved me from wasting money on shit punts.

chadpitt · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2021, 09:05:09 pm »

Quote from: Juankerr on August 30, 2021, 02:14:54 pm

To be honest with you if there's only a VS ad and nothing else like info on here or a matching AW profile i leave them alone, its served me well and has saved me from wasting money on shit punts.

Adultwork is a joke. Higher prices and ageing, fat divas. So long as you look for the typical Rom b.s. words and are prepared to walk than you can at least find someone serviceable who doesn't charge a fortune.

pbrown355 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2021, 09:28:56 pm »

I agree with chadpitt if you are careful and look at the patterns you can mostly avoid the obvious Rom type issues.

alabama1 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2021, 08:24:01 am »

Quote from: pbrown355 on August 30, 2021, 09:28:56 pm

I agree with chadpitt if you are careful and look at the patterns you can mostly avoid the obvious Rom type issues.

Not sure what you mean by "patterns". A rough guide for me has been areas. Some of my better p&d's have been in the WV3 area of Wolverhampton. The only trouble with that is, it's a very rough area, (not that i have ever had a problem). I prefer engaging with Roms in the relative safety of Birmingham city centre. Sadly the quality doesn't seem to be there at the moment. May have to get "tooled up" and revisit WV3

Juankerr · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2021, 02:38:34 pm »

Quote from: chadpitt on August 30, 2021, 09:05:09 pm

Adultwork is a joke. Higher prices and ageing, fat divas. So long as you look for the typical Rom b.s. words and are prepared to walk than you can at least find someone serviceable who doesn't charge a fortune.

I agree Adultwork has become shit especially in the last 3 years or so and some prices are getting really silly but Vivastreet has always been shit IMO. I generally don't bother with Romanians and pump and dumps are not for me so I've rarely booked using Vivastreet adverts and wont be rushing to do so.

alabama1 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2021, 05:07:51 pm »

Quote from: chadpitt on August 30, 2021, 09:05:09 pm

Adultwork is a joke. Higher prices and ageing, fat divas. So long as you look for the typical Rom b.s. words and are prepared to walk than you can at least find someone serviceable who doesn't charge a fortune.

I see quite a lot of AW profiles with no "likes" list, or prices. What's that all about

Like this one for example....
/www.adultwork.com/5753155 or External Link/Members Only

Update : Phone chat by look of feedback that she has.

Straightsix · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2021, 10:43:48 pm »

Thanks for the review. I've always wondered whether the long legged blonde lady was real. That ads been around for about 6 months or so and it always went silent when I'd ask "is that you in the pics?"
I still contemplate seeing 'big ass' although I would never tolerate that bullshit from her.

Author Topic: "Big Ass" Melly, Plan B ! - Birmingham City centre (Read 2724 times)

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