External Link/Members OnlyWhen: August 2021
Where : Fairly run down flat near Milton Keynes Shopping Centre. I went in the evening and there's few people kicking about. (Including a definite punter floating about drawing attention! Mate, stay in your car whilst waiting!) But it's fairly discreet.
Comms. As expected. Perfectly sensible, made the lady laugh which is always a good thing. She offered a time, I said Yes. I should have suggested an outfit from her photos though.
Price £100 for 45mins
Arrived bang on time, door opened by maid. Put into the toilet to wait. Thought I'd wash my hands quickly (had already showered) and did so, but the towel in the toilet looked a bit iffy, but needs must!
Moved from toilet into bedroom. Fan on full chat (was a warmish day) Jess didn't arrive in the room until 5 mins into my time slot though.
Jess is about 5'5, size 6ish, all over tan, lovely long black hair, nice soft tits that appear natural to me and suit her frame. Probably 23-24ish. Fully shaved. I've seen someone describe her as looking like Jordana Brewster the actress. I can see the resemblance. She speaks fluent English. She's a very good looking girl in my opinion!
She arrived wearing the same get up as the pic I've attached. Few kisses exchanged, closed mouth. I motioned to the money I'd laid out on the bedside cabinet. And she said "You can get undressed now" This is the difference between an Escort and a Parlour ime. I'm a fairly vanilla GFE guy. A little mutual undressing is always desired. She literally just stripped off the black outfit and we laid on the bed. All very conveyor belt. Bit of small talk.
What did I want? "GFE"
Do you want blowjob with or without? "without"
She produces a wetwipe to prepare me
So she starts doing her thing. She's trying bless her, but "mini Bill" isn't rising to the occasion. - (Slight digression. I have experienced ED many times throughout my life. Sometimes no erection. Sometimes an erection but cant cum. Sometimes no problem at all. Doesn't seem to be any rhyme nor reason. I don't drink. I'm in very good health. I'm not very old. Do get morning glory. So it's clearly a mental, not physical thing. I actually used this booking to see where I was at before putting a significantly larger amount towards a few of the girls who work at the London Agencies. My last booking was over 4 years ago! And it's always a different dynamic to a regular partner)
I try manually waking him up. Gets a bit better. On with the rubber, but he's already subsiding. Try girl on top, but its not having it. I'm not concerned as I've been here before, she's surprised more than anything. Condom taken off.
Switch back to LFK. Getting some more tongue now. Fresh breath. she's sort of warming up to me. Which was nice. Conversation was starting to flow.
Try standing for OWO, bit better, and with a bit more manual work from myself bit more useable. Great eye contact throughout. On with rubber number 2 and try doggy. Can feel I'm not 100% hard. Switch to Missionary. And she fixes me with her eyes and I try to pound my way into erection. Still not happening. She's fairly bemused. I'm laughing it off.
Back to on lying on the bed and more LFK and she's trying to give me a HJ, but its clearly not going to happen today. I tell her I'll give up (its 35mins into my time and 30 into being with her) She doesn't attempt to dissuade me. Be nice if shed said something like "nah, we've got 10mins left" My gut was that she's wasted 2 condoms and I aint getting the chance with a 3rd! Within 20 seconds she's got her kit back on. and I'm standing there getting dressed on my own whilst she's cleaning up the wrappers and wet wipes into a bin bag. Back into the same toilet to wash the lube from my hands. Have to wait a bit, then she opens the door and guides me out the front door.
If I had performed as I wanted this I'd ignore the mini stuff, and rated this a positive. So why the Neutral?
My own inabilities are not the girl in questions fault. But she didn't suggest anything different to spice it up and maybe get a reaction. I'm not expecting anything she doesn't offer. But this must have happened before to her, and she needs to have a variety of tricks at her disposal imo. Maybe a different outfit, or some roleplay or similar. Maybe even just different positions.
Also factored in, was the late arrival to the room. Not exactly the most GFE of GFEs I've ever had, which probably didn't help my mind. And that the flat just feels tired/run down. Which is a marked difference from the last time I visited HoD/Annabellas in MK all those years ago. (albeit a different location)
Ultimately I didn't walk out feeling happy, but that I'd wasted the £100.
Such is life.
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