Oliva - Diva Escort - Isle of Dogs

[rover_100]

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Meet was in August this year. I'll try and keep the review succint and not blabber.

Booked via Diva who were quick and efficient. From contacting them, I had a booking for a few hours away.

Location was an apartment in Isle of Dogs. No parking immediately nearby but the Asfa car park is approx a 10-15 minute walk away and you can stay for up to 3 hours "for Asda customers". No issues with concierge.

To her credit, I got in and she was dressed as requested. Oliva is an absolute stunner. Petite, clearly works out, low enough body fat to have rippling abs without being excessively muscular. Enhanced tits but not a terrible job. Welcoming GND look about her, and her attitude matched on meeting. She was very welcoming, offered a shower, and a place to put my clothes.

On to the action was a bit of a blur but I'll do my best. Going down on her,  she was completely fresh. There are no issues with hygiene here. She can't OWO super deep, but what she lacks in depth she makes up for in sheer enthusiasm and effort. We went through cowgirl, mish, doggy, pretty vanilla stuff all round but she was engaged the whole time.

On to why this is a Neutral, nothing existing reviews don't go into to be honest. Even though I was aware of them going in, all of them together absolutely kill the experience for me. I thought they wouldn't detract but they add up in the worst way.

I've had experiences from WGs that make you forget you're paying for their time and services and you can enjoy a mutual suspension of reality for a while - a GFE, instead of a P&D. At a certain price point, I expect this (and her profile lists "GFE" as a service). The extent of her GFE is her politeness. At £200 for an hour, Oliva isn't priced as a P&D but she is absolutely not a GFE. Constant position-checking, fake moans and "oh baby" when she remembers to (otherwise silent), checking watch/phone at any given opportunity to watch the clock, and a very mechanical, "serviced" feel all over.

I'm no punting newbie but not a seasoned pro either, but this is the least-GFE experience I've had with a WG and the most I've paid. On that basis and the fact I would not return, I cannot call it a positive, not even a weak one.

[pantywetter]

Noticed she has had a few neutrals lately.

I think she’s class.  Have seen her 10+ times and never had a bad time.  She also has 20+ positives on here.

Depressingly, £200 is market rate in London today and you get good comms, good service, great looking girl etc which is why I keep returning. 

I don’t think of her as GFE.  I go elsewhere for that. 

This isn’t negating your review so please don’t read it that way, and I don’t want to tout or white knight so I’ll leave it there.  I did want to put a good word in though before the usual crowd pile in with a chip on their shoulder that she had the audacity to raise her rates over the years.

[rover_100]

Fair enough mate. Everyones reviews stand on their own, mine can be true while everyone elses are also true. This whole system on UKP only works though if we all add our reviews of experiences whether they're good, bad, or neutral. I'll check in occassionally on this thread to answer questions if there is detail I can provide that I missed, but I won't be defending it against anyone who feels the need to challenge it.

[ss100]

Good balanced review. I think it depends what your going to a WG for. I personally am not looking for GFE, FAF is my number 1 criterion.

[DocJohnson]

Noticed she has had a few neutrals lately.

I think she’s class.  Have seen her 10+ times and never had a bad time.  She also has 20+ positives on here.

Depressingly, £200 is market rate in London today and you get good comms, good service, great looking girl etc which is why I keep returning. 

I don’t think of her as GFE.  I go elsewhere for that. 

This isn’t negating your review so please don’t read it that way, and I don’t want to tout or white knight so I’ll leave it there.  I did want to put a good word in though before the usual crowd pile in with a chip on their shoulder that she had the audacity to raise her rates over the years.

I agree with the above but can see how the OP might also get to the neutral.

For me (YMMV), Oliva has provided more of a sensual service, if still a bit more scripted/stagey than with those that specialise in true GFE. 

Her service has been enough for me to lose myself whilst in appreciation of a FAF 20something who is very willing to please. I always appreciate the good venue, location, comms and cleanliness, which matters more to some than others.

For me, it is the price point which stops more repeat visits.  For £200/hr there are plenty of other fish to try.

[rover_100]

I think it'd put my review in better perspective to add this bit:

If she was £150, this would be a solidly acceptable positive. £200/h is the most I've spent on a punt so far and this review should be taken with that personal experience in context. I was expecting something "better" for the jump in price, but it never surfaced. She is easily the fittest WG I've ever punted by a mile but I'm sure there are equally attractive P&Ds out there charging under £150/h.

Going to the old yardstick though - at this price, I would not return, so can't personally justify a postiive.

[JPin]

Thanks for the review. I've been wavering over Oliva (yes I said wavering) for quite some time now and even enquired as to whether she sees Black/mixed race clientss very recently. £200 is very much the top end for me, so it's difficult to justify when I read reviews like this.

A lot to consider and, as you say, others out there who are similarly FAF but at a lower price point.

The waver continues.....