Outcall Protocol

[Grubbles]

Hey Everyone,

I am still very new to punting, as I've only done a handful of punts in 2 years, (3 punts to be precise). I am organising an outcall booking in London soon and was wondering on what the protocol was for what I would be responsible for.

Does the SP bring the condoms or am I expected to bring them, refreshments such as drinks etc.

I'm probably overthinking this big time, but I'd rather be informed here just in case my preconceptions of this type of meeting are wrong as I can be a real idiot for making assumptions.

Appreciate you reading my messy thoughts,
Hope all of you are well,
Grubbles

[Davey Dykes]

I don't really know as not my thing but will go through it best I can.

Provide accurate postcode and directions.

Good, clear comms via the chosen platform.

Ensure the place is relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Ensure you are relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Be polite, offer them light refreshments and use of aminities if needed.

Have the agreed fee ready and waiting.

Be polite and hospitable.

No doubt there's more but you should be well in your way with that.

[OakTree]

I've had outcalls to hotels I'm staying in. The condoms are provided by her.

As for drinks? That's up to you.

[Lou2019]

I've had outcalls to hotels I'm staying in. The condoms are provided by her.

As for drinks? That's up to you.

 

[The0neAnd0nly]

I don't really know as not my thing but will go through it best I can.

Provide accurate postcode and directions.

Good, clear comms via the chosen platform.

Ensure the place is relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Ensure you are relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Be polite, offer them light refreshments and use of aminities if needed.

Have the agreed fee ready and waiting.

Be polite and hospitable.

No doubt there's more but you should be well in your way with that.

I'd add - dont forget to clean the bathroom and toilet bowl. Saw a tublet off Blendr a few months ago who left skidmarks. Made my excuses and left 🤢

[Davey Dykes]

I'd add - dont forget to clean the bathroom and toilet bowl.

Covered under make sure place is relatively clean but probably worth mentioning as a separate point. 

There's some right filthy cunts about.

[69shadesofblue]

Check that the SP can access your room and the lift isn’t key carded. If it is be on time to meet her. A SP doesn’t want to be hanging around a hotel foyer.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Covered under make sure place is relatively clean but probably worth mentioning as a separate point. 

There's some right filthy cunts about.

Lol yes saw it in your post but wanted to call it out separately. Been to plenty of houses where living room and bedrooms are clean but kitchens and bathrooms vile!! 🤮

[Markc]

Not sure if she is coming to your place or visiting you at a hotel.
I had escorts visit me in hotels in Manchester and have always had a great time.

Make sure you give them the address including postcode and room number of where your staying.
As others have said normally most hotels you need keycards to gain access to the rooms or lifts so l
get the women to give me a call when she arrives and you can meet her in the car park. I normally sit
in the bar and wait for her to call as if you stay in your room and get her call you have to walk through
reception on your own and a couple of minutes later you are returning with your escort and reception
may pick up on this. I done this about 20 times and never had a problem.

Also make sure you have left the bathroom clean and leave her a clean towel you have not used as she will
want to freshen up. As far as drinks you can offer her tea or coffee which are in the room or afterwards take her
to the hotel bar. If she is with an agency she may get a driver to pick her up so you can always offer a trip to the bar
while she waits. Don’t worry she will always bring her own condoms and lube. The only time you may want to have
condoms to hand is if you are very large or very small as she may only carry standard sizes around with her.

Hope some of this helps and hope it goes well for you.

[Steely Dan]

Some more comments here External Link/Members Only

But this thread is good - I added it to this page ... so more ideas welcome.

I always bring my Bose speaker so I can play music.  I don't like to fuck in silence and I hate TV / commercial radio ...always an advert when I am about there.

[char45]

I always ask in advance what she wants to drink, particularly for long bookings. I have condoms just in case she forgets although she should bring them. Stick the do not disturb sign on the door and put the chain on. Give her the money and don't watch where she puts it. Make sure she has everything when she leaves as some women seem to scatter watches, jewellery everywhere.

[ragged]

It's entirely up to you if you provide drinks, snacks etc. (unless you've booked a Dinner Date or an Overnight, when you are not unreasonably expected to feed her) but I think it's good manners to have a bottle of water available for her.  It costs sod all and you can always take it with you if unused.

Conversely, you are under no obligation to let the cheeky cow raid the minibar for the vodkas and the 4-quid Kitkats. 

[lillythesavage]

With all the advice, do not forget to fuck her

[Grubbles]

Thanks everyone for your advice, I really appreciate it!

I should be much better informed on what to do now haha, lets hope I don't screw it up to much 

[Will2k]

Just communicate well and make sure there is no confusion between  the parties.

[Markc]

Do a review when it happens

[DDKK18]

Irrespective if its water or anything DONT open it till she is there and watching. Understandably some may refuse the drink, ask for a fresh drink or even end the meet as they feel unsafe. Was advised that by a WG when she sent me a message saying she was 10 mins away so asked what she wanted and it arrived quick so poured it. When she got to the room and saw it she knew it was my first punt and explained it but also asked me to share mine with her or order a fresh bottle.

Also if they are coming by car try and find out the parking situation. Some places the vehicle has to be registered to the room or need to pick up a token ect.

[Marmalade]

I’m surprised no one has mentioned security. Very few will try to rip you off but you will relax if everything is secure. Don’t have anything lying around than might be tempting or easy to nick. I think it’s better to have a few condoms but some punters prefer to have whatever she might bring. That’s YOU sorted but you want to make some sort of connection so the next thing is to make HER feel at ease. Don’t corner her when she comes in. She will be assessing to make sure you’re not a weirdo. Put her between you and the door. Same with offering her a drink — even a glass of water. Do it openly so she can see it’s not spiked or let her help herself from a choice. She probably won’t want more than a glass of water anyway. Smile. Chitchat chitchat (about 1 minute unless you’re into watching her prattle) then ask her if she’d ‘like to move through to the bedroom’.

There’s always the possibility that she will turn out to be a cow. Have a plan b (you can’t very well walk). Unfortunately that usually means making the best of it or having an excuse to cut the meeting short. Assuming that doesn’t happen, note the time she actually arrives and let her see that. She should ring ahead if she’s going to be a bit late but you still need to get the time paid for.

Good luck. Enjoy.

[Marmalade]

Oh … and unless you’re very lucky, or a masochist, there’s no such thing as “this is my first time”. 

[Billy no mates]

I prefer outcalls

I always count the money out in front of them, and then encourage them to recount, at the very start.
I offer soft drink or water and signal them to the fridge where they can choose for themselves.
I then just kinda say something like “don’t leave your bag/gear down here” and head for the stairs, and say “bring your drink”.
Have all the doors closed to rooms not used for the booking.
When my partner is in the house, I warn them prior to the booking there will be someone else here.
I have my own condoms, but never once used them, SP’s have so far always supplied.

After booking then offer tea/coffee and cake, chocolate biscuits etc, but this is after the ‘paid for’ time or when I’m ‘spent’, most accept and then stay chatting for a while.
Politely remind them they can leave whenever and offer lift to local station when i feel like it’s time to hurry things along.

I really do prefer these types of bookings, I can shower, wear comfortable clothes and not worry about parking or travelling, just chill and wait. I never have even a drop of alcohol before a booking.

Good luck OP

[Home Alone]

.... .... .... .... ....
When my partner is in the house,

Good luck OP

Indeed! 

[simping]

I don't really know as not my thing but will go through it best I can.

Provide accurate postcode and directions.

Good, clear comms via the chosen platform.

Ensure the place is relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Ensure you are relatively clean and fit for purpose.

Be polite, offer them light refreshments and use of aminities if needed.

Have the agreed fee ready and waiting.

Be polite and hospitable.

No doubt there's more but you should be well in your way with that.

you'd be a good maid if not escort lol

[B4bcock]

Politely remind them they can leave whenever and offer lift to local station when i feel like it’s time to hurry things along.

Is it a good idea to risk being seen giving an escort a lift??

[Marmalade]

Is it a good idea to risk being seen giving an escort a lift??

Never done that. Have offered bus fare snd directions to nearest bus stop.

[Billy no mates]

Is it a good idea to risk being seen giving an escort a lift??

To be fair there has been a couple who have dressed like a SP, but most dress sensibly.

[signy]

Is it a good idea to risk being seen giving an escort a lift??

Wasn't an true outcall, but I once gave an escort a lift to the local primary school to meet her kid as we were running a bit late. To be clear, I dropped her off, didn't pick up the kid. It was an outdoor meet, and she changed from "sex clothes" into "mummy clothes" on the journey.

[conrod]

Is it a good idea to risk being seen giving an escort a lift??

I never thought it being an issue.  I have met a couple of lasses at stations and drove to the hotel where I was staying and then drove them back.

I have also taken two back to the area where they lived when they had problems in getting a taxi.