External Link/Members OnlyThis is a report on a recent event. Communications were fine, they understood me perfectly, and the appointment was made for the same day.
The place is located in the Goldenhill area outside of Tunstall, on a main road. I parked on the free public car park near by. It was obvious from the signage what the place was as I walked up to it, and through the front doors.
There were two Thai ladies present, about middle age, average looking. I paid £40 for a 1hr session. A lady named Coco lead me to a room. They were having work done, and I almost walked into one of the workmen. Apparently they're having a jacuzzi fitted.
The place was nicely decorated in the typical 'Thai parlor' style, and smelled nice from scented candles. The room I was shown to was dimly lit, the table was a built platform, not a proper massage table (with a hole for the head), so I didn't fully enjoy the massage. She asked me to remove my clothes whilst she stayed in the room. I stripped completely and laid down. She asked if I'd had a Thai massage before and I replied that I did.
She proceeded to perform the massage with me fully naked. The massage was ok, I'd say a sports massage of sorts. She only massaged my back, back of my legs, neck. She's clearly had some kind of massage training. Her English was fine but I didn't really chat, I never do. There was plenty of noise coming from the works above, and Coco's phone rang a few times. There was ample touching of the balls, and two thirds through she asked if I wanted happy ending. I asked what was on offer, she offered £90 for body to body (sod that, she's not hot enough to pay that), £60 for her clothes off (nah), £20 for hand relief which I opted for. It was clear she was a bit disappointed about that.
I turned over and she proceed with what I could only describe as a lingham massage. She was quite good at it and took her time. I finished and she proceed to clean me up with a wet cloth. She didn't do any other massage whilst I laid on my back. There was a knock on the door and it opened slightly, I believe it was one of the workmen having a laugh to hoping to see the lady naked. Coco quickly shut the door and finished cleaning me up.
When I got home I had to wash my clothes and have a good wash, as the scented candles could still be smelt. I would go again, but only after the works have been completed.
