Author Topic: Oliva / Evelin - Agency Barracuda [South Quay] - Pretty Brunette 🤎🤎  (Read 2520 times)

Offline centry

I've been consciously trying to avoid booking with Diva Escorts as they've managed to piss me off, I also don't see the point of booking with just one Agency, they need some competition since their customer service is awful right now.

Profile : External Link/Members Only
Price Paid : £200 / 60 minutes
Nearest Station : South Quay DLR station
Services Received : Kissing (DFK), OWO (DT), Sex (Protected)
Date : August 2021

EVELIN :
A Romanian woman whom I confirmed is in her very early 20's.
She has; a pretty face, brown eyes, brown hair, pale, and a beautiful smooth body.
Evelin has no visible tattoos (granted the room was dark) and neither did she have smoker's breath.
Her height is around 5'3 or 160cm.
She's probably a dress size 6, and her body is very firm and modelesque.
Her breasts looked fairly large on her tiny frame (enhanced B/C).
Evelin's a polite and friendly girl.
Her English was surprisingly conversational which is usually always a positive.

DETAILS :
Unlimited DFK throughout, although her kissing technique is quite bizarre
Her OWO was lengthy but quite toothy
She didn't need to use lubricant
2 rounds were happily permitted
She was hygienic and she smelt immaculate
Energetic C.G. action
Start & stop action (more in conclusion)*
Doesn't like her face-cheeks touched/kissed since she wants to keep her make-up?
Tries to suggest too many positions which again disrupts the flow especially since I was close to climaxing at one point

CONCLUSION :
So this girl has had an enormous positive feedback in this forum and I had pretty decent expectations considering UKP members have contributed to her hype.
Generally I think Evelin would have people turning her their heads if she walked by down the street which speaks volumes about how attractive she is.
Unfortunately her service isn't really up to par with her looks, her kissing technique is the strangest I've seen in a long while.

She opens her mouth VERY wide while sticking her tongue out and then ends it by engulfing my WHOLE mouth? It's quite awkward and I felt as if she's an inexperienced kisser (which she clearly isn't considering what her job is).

The start & stop action was also unwelcome, she'll stop penetration (when it's at its best) altogether and ask if it feels good (killed the mood heavily, read the atmosphere?), she also stopped the OWO that was ongoing for about 5 minutes straight to have small-talk? Huh?
This reeks of someone who follows a monotonous & robotic script, and almost borderline inexperience.
One of my pet peeves is this make-up thing that some WG's do, Oliva had make-up on and didn't want it to get ruined, but since I like to get up close & personal that didn't sit well with me as I have to be cautious of where I kiss & touch and obviously that isn't natural in the slightest.
This is just about a light-red negative or a borderline neutral.
Overall 'meh' vibes.

Would I return? NO, as she didn't satisfy me

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Offline Momodan38

Cheers for the review as always. Sorry for the bad punt.

Can’t disagree with anything you’ve said.

A few quotes from my own review of her.

I started some DFK. As other reviewers pointed out, it seemed mechanical. She used plenty of tongue but just could not seem to synchronise properly.

OK, so this one was weird. Asides from the feet complaint. She did everything I asked for and with enthusiasm. I liked her body, enhanced boobs and pretty face... Yet I just did not 'feel' it. It was almost like doing a robot. Even her moans and dirty talk seemed like she was reading a script.

I was pondering to give her a neutral, but realise it would not be fair. She did everything I requested. Plenty of tongue in the DFK, OWO was sloppy. It was me, I just didn't click with her. Lust factor just was not there for me. So I give her a positive with the service she provides and her pleasant attitude.

I really should have went with my gut and given her a neutral. I was new to critiquing a prossie and just felt harsh at the time to not give her a positive.

Better punt next time.

Offline bedhedred

Am I remembering correctly, she used to be a soho walk up girl?

Sounds rather like sexyyy_laura.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314822.0
« Last Edit: August 23, 2021, 12:33:46 pm by bedhedred »

Offline SlimShady

Yes, she was Soho girl before. Was mentioned in ky review of her.

Offline puntingpumping1920

She's is the lower end of the market so I wasn't expecting much when I saw her.

She delivered everything I wanted but it felt very transactional.

If she was £300/HR I would have given her a negative.

She's a perfect pump/ dump with a mix of robotic GFE.

If you're not paying £350 or more you're not getting the cream of the crop.
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
Banned by: Iloveoral

Offline puntingpumping1920

I really should have went with my gut and given her a neutral. I was new to critiquing a prossie and just felt harsh at the time to not give her a positive.

I felt the same

The problem I had rating this girl, she did everything I requested BUT she is a 🤖

In most cases, if you're paying less than 350 you will have to lower standards or find better value on A/ W
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
Banned by: Iloveoral

Offline bedhedred

I am clearly a cheapskate by comparison to some here, but 200 for a p&d?  :unknown:

Offline puntingpumping1920

I am clearly a cheapskate by comparison to some here, but 200 for a p&d?  :unknown:

She's overpriced

She is a £120 hr Romanian
« Last Edit: August 23, 2021, 02:02:27 pm by puntingpumping1920 »
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
Banned by: Iloveoral

Offline bonapati

She's overpriced

She is a £120 hr Romanian
Agency fees included.

@Centry - the agency you book the SP from doesn’t impact her performance. Think of it like buying cornflakes of the same brand at different supermarkets - the only difference is the customer service.

Thanks for the review. I hope she is not getting jaded as I have seen her quite often and has delivered although does get same-same after awhile.

Offline centry

Am I remembering correctly, she used to be a soho walk up girl?

Sounds rather like sexyyy_laura.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314822.0

Honestly they're not too far apart.
Both of them are real stunners, but somewhat of a let-down service wise

Offline centry

Cheers for the review as always. Sorry for the bad punt.

Can’t disagree with anything you’ve said.

A few quotes from my own review of her.

I really should have went with my gut and given her a neutral. I was new to critiquing a prossie and just felt harsh at the time to not give her a positive.

Better punt next time.

All part of the reviewing experience, as long as you grade as fairly & honestly as possible next time then there's nothing bad that can be said about you.

Offline centry

Agency fees included.

@Centry - the agency you book the SP from doesn’t impact her performance. Think of it like buying cornflakes of the same brand at different supermarkets - the only difference is the customer service.

Thanks for the review. I hope she is not getting jaded as I have seen her quite often and has delivered although does get same-same after awhile.

Yes, I'm aware of the same WG's per different Agency sites.
My problem solely lies on how the Diva team spoke to me about my experience with Melora.
It's not the SP's, it's the company I have an issue with.

Offline puntingpumping1920

Both of them are real stunners, but somewhat of a let-down service wise

 
@Momodan38
 
You're like me, if a girl is a stunner we will overspend
 
Would you pay £600/hr for a girl that looks like her ?
 
IMO, she is SUPER average.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2021, 02:46:33 pm by puntingpumping1920 »
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
Banned by: Iloveoral

Offline bedhedred

Yes, I'm aware of the same WG's per different Agency sites.
My problem solely lies on how the Diva team spoke to me about my experience with Melora.
It's not the SP's, it's the company I have an issue with.

"I told the agency how my overall experience went and to paraphrase they replied with "Sorry, unlucky mate".
A disaster from the lady herself and a disaster from Diva's management team."




« Last Edit: August 23, 2021, 02:53:31 pm by bedhedred »

Offline Momodan38


 
@Momodan38
 
You're like me, if a girl is a stunner we will overspend
 
Would you pay £600/hr for a girl that looks like her ?
 
IMO, she is SUPER average.

At £600… fuck that :lol: :lol: :lol:

No way.

Offline SlimShady

My problem solely lies on how the Diva team spoke to me about my experience with Melora.
It's not the SP's, it's the company I have an issue with.
Did diva contact you after your review here?

Offline bonapati

"I told the agency how my overall experience went and to paraphrase they replied with "Sorry, unlucky mate".
A disaster from the lady herself and a disaster from Diva's management team."

The “unlucky mate” part needn’t be added. That would piss me off too. It’s not poker FFS. You just spent 200 to get in a bad mood!
« Last Edit: August 23, 2021, 03:46:51 pm by bonapati »

Offline bonapati

Yes, I'm aware of the same WG's per different Agency sites.
My problem solely lies on how the Diva team spoke to me about my experience with Melora.
It's not the SP's, it's the company I have an issue with.

You should try that moody cow at babes of london 😂

Offline Momodan38

Am I remembering correctly, she used to be a soho walk up girl?


As my PM’s can attest to, her borderline creepy arse fans from her soho days are among us here in UKP.

Offline Momodan38

All part of the reviewing experience, as long as you grade as fairly & honestly as possible next time then there's nothing bad that can be said about you.

Honestly, the ratings shouldn’t be the only thing a member should go off by. The only things the ratings indicate is how the punter felt at that time. I’ve seen plenty of positives that read like a negative to me. Strangely I’ve seen negatives that didn’t exactly read positive, but showed promise as a decent P&D.

There’s a lot vital info within the main body of text. The variables for a consistent rating system are simply too many, PSE seekers ending up with GFE providers, GFE seekers ending up with P&D providers. Not to mention other personal quirks and idiosyncrasies a particular punter may have. I for example do value travel convenience and I have the feet thing going on.

Offline centry

You should try that moody cow at babes of london 😂

Oh? Which one?

Offline centry

Did diva contact you after your review here?

No, I contacted them after my horrible time with an SP I booked with them.
They were qute rude to me as well.


Offline JPin

Do you guys reckon though, that with the right approach, you could potentially disrupt the robotic routine/behaviour and get closer to a more oganic experience, or is she too far gone???

Got a scratch that needs serious itching here.

Offline centry

Do you guys reckon though, that with the right approach, you could potentially disrupt the robotic routine/behaviour and get closer to a more oganic experience, or is she too far gone???

Got a scratch that needs serious itching here.

I was actively trying to disrupt some of those parts, but she was quite insistent on them.
I suppose she has the business mentality of "If it works, then don't fix it".
But everyone's different, maybe someone else will have a better chance.
She does leave for home soon though, but she'll be back in Oct.