If you didn't get it from the topic, this is a TS review (chick with a dick)
After stalking the forum for more than a few months (it's the end of August already???) and seeing people recommend Tabata in the comments, but never writing a review, I decided to check her out, see what all the fuss is about and let my fellow punters know what's up.
Date: 7 hours ago, today (21 Aug 2021)
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £100hh, £150ph
Comms: WhatsApp, quick response, good English
Location: 10min walk from Fulham Broadway station (in London obv)
Flat: Nothing special. Small flat, tiny room with a big bed and a monitor showing some male on TS porn. Shower was okay. Very similar to the setup of Luly Brazil.
The punt: I first texted her the day before to make a booking. On D-Day, I chickened out and cancelled, but I was still horny so I bit the bullet and rescheduled for a few hours later. She was fine with it, really easygoing, which I found nice. Patience isn't really a quality that a lot of SPs are known for. It also tells me she probably isn't that active these days, but hey, more "milk" for you if that's what you're after. She texted me her postcode and off I went.
First impressions when I walked in, she is tall. I imagine 6', maybe 6'1? I'm 5'9 and she was definitely taller than me so maybe more. Definitely in her 30s, maybe mid-30s? Not sure, I'm never good with that.
She takes me to her room. Lil chit-chat, then I hand over the cash (£100 for 30 mins). I jump in the shower real quick, I come back out and I join her on the bed. We chat for a bit, then going for DFK (very sloppy as a matter of fact!), some touching up and down.
One thing leads to another, I'm standing there in a chicken costume and I'm trying to explain to the little person how the albatross flies around the world.
SIKE!For real though, I gave her a blowie, we moved into 69 and so on. After that, she topped me in mish. Good strokes, didn't hurt at all although I was expecting her to have a bigger tool. People on here mentioned 8'', but it didn't feel like that. Maybe it was just me? My only other TS punt was Luly Brazil and her shlong was definitely girthier and a tad bit longer (God damn, I can't believe I'm even typing this
) although Tabata was harder. Then again, I think it was bigger than mine and I'm rocking a proud 7'' so there we go. Anyway, it hits the spot, feels alright, she knows how to use it. My ass is currently not ripped apart which is great and my farts are nice and loud in case you wondered.
She started off slow in mish (I told her I'm kinda tight), but she did pick up the pace after that. Long and deep, at one point she was really pounding away. After mish, there was doggy. Then another blowie, then she wanted me to fuck here ("I wanna feel that cock, baby" - can't say no to that, right?). That was really short though, couldn't have been more than a couple of minutes and she said that she wanted to cum on my face (at that point, I can feel myself questioning my life choices at the back of my mind), so I blew her a lil more. She asked me whether I wanted a facial or for her to cum in me (in the bag obviously, none of that BB nonsense) and I chose the latter. Long story short, we cum together (she in the bag, me on myself - "You cum a lot, baby!"), it's intense. She actually said "I wasn't meant to cum" which tells me that maybe the jizz is not included in the £100 - maybe it's included in the £150? She didn't mention any extras though.
Then, we just lay there and chat for a bit (must've been like 10 minutes). She's really friendly and I think we kinda clicked, there was a lot of dirty talk, a lot of jokes when we came. She's really friendly and can make you feel at ease, which is important for any SP IMO.
After that, took another shower (I'm not going outside sweaty and jizzed on), then left an hour and 5 minutes after I went in. As you can tell, she's not a clockwatcher (staying in for 65 minutes when you booked 30 mins is fucking value for money right there!). I've heard that in other comments, too, but as I said I think we had a good rapport so that could've been the reason why.
Overall, a resounding POSITIVE from me.
So, would I recommend? Hell yeah. She's nice, responds quickly, good value, she knows how to use her schlong.
Would I return? No. Personal reasons. This is my second TS punt (out of 2
) where I've basically been a bottom (no other way to put it!) and... yeah, I think whatever itch I had for that, it's scratched. If I do visit another TS, I will be topping her, but right now I can't see myself bottoming again in the near future (I know what I'm gonna say next time my manager asks me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"). Tabata is definitely more of a top and she is more on the masculine side so she not really my "target bottom" (she's not
manly, she just doesn't strike me as particularly feminine - feel free to disagree). I'd put her in the "Top / More Top" category basically although she did take it up the bum, too (a little solidarity sometimes goes a long way
).
Final thoughts (OFF TOPIC, not related to the punt, just sharing personal reflections): There's nothing like a punt where you pay someone to basically shag you up the arse to make you rethink what you wanna do with your life. I think what initially attracted me to this was the amount of TS porn and experimenting with ass play just before and during the COVID lockdowns. It was exciting initially, but that excitement has definitely worn off. Personally, I've also noticed this trend with me. I tend to get really into something for 6-18 months, then I slowly revert to normal. I've went through a lot of things like interracial porn, dildo stuff, TS, etc. The only thing that has attracted me, currently attracts me and will most likely continue to attract me are big tits and a nice ass (preferably on females). I think that the TS punts were a way to cope with a relatively unsatisfying sex life around COVID (for me, obviously there are different strokes for different folks). I did it to satisfy a particular curiousity, experiment a little and (hopefully) prevent a weird mid-life crisis later on (I'm not suggesting that anyone here in their 30s/40s+ is having a mid-life crisis, this is purely about me ). To be honest, I think this has actually improved my sexual abilities with women, too (an unexpected side effect, but I'll take it). With the risk of making this sound more and more like another pointless uni assignment, I think that this has definitely helped me become more certain/confident in my sexuality so I don't regret it. There's merit to seeing both sides of a story Stay safe, everybody, and happy punting!
