External Link/Members OnlyMy first punt in a long long while.
Also in the knowledge of other reviews on UKP.
Comms - Good. Limited to one word answers, but did the job without confusion or delay.
Location - As described by others. Parking easy enough within a minute’s walk.
Price - £50 for a 1 hour ‘sensual massage”
The visit was a couple of weeks ago and with the rather mixed reviews I wasn’t quite sure what to expect TBH, but I thought what the hell, and went for it.
The venue is a shop. The massage room is immediately through the front door which I satisfied myself had been locked before I got my kit off. As you lie on the table, you can see an ever so slight gap down the side of the front door. Not enough (I hope) for peeping through, but there all the same.
The condition of the shop was much better than I had feared. Front room was tidy with table and pretty much the furniture you’d see in other venues. The back room with sink and toilet was a little cluttered, but nowhere near as bad as has been described in the past.
The massage itself, if I can call it that consisted of about three minutes of back rubbing before the hoped for cc swipes began. What followed was completely new to me in the world of massage. Whilst I was still face down, Jessica kind of leaned down and began to DFK me whilst probing my arse with her finger. She then went to the other end of the table and gave me a fabulous deep rimming whilst moving to my cock and balls and sucking/ licking them.
She then came back to the top end and asked me to turn over before revealing her decent sized tits with pretty impressive nipples. There was no mention of breastfeeding nor did any dairy products appear. She kept moving down to my cock and balls and gave me a bloody good blow job, before coming back up and sticking her tits in my face.
There was no objection when I put my hand inside her leggings and she actually moved position to allow me to finger her pussy which was very wet. As I did so, she made noises that at least gave the impression that she was enjoying it.
It was all weird yet very erotic. As i sucked her tits, she alternated between sticking her finger up my arse and then wanking me. It produced a very happy ending when she finished me off with a tit wank.
There was no shower that I could see, so a clean up with wipes and tissues, then off on my way. A few locals around but none appeared to pay any attention to me.
Jessica is as one other reviewer described, “a big unit.” But so what. She was chatty and friendly enough.
The place appeared reasonably clean and tidy and compared with some of my limited experiences of tug and go, this was the best VFM I’ve ever had.
I would return.
