Coco at Dorami Therapy - Hayes

[crunchy_guy]

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Price: £45 for 1h plus extras agreed in the room.

Following on from the positive review by UKP member Josler, I paid a visit to see Coco at Dorami Therapy.  It was the same girl, as she confirmed she only works on Mondays - although his stats were a little off.  She is 5ft 4", Size 8 and certainly beyond her 20s but I liked what I saw.  She was wearing a short dress and had a decent figure.  My review could have been a negative given her attitude, but I upgraded it to a neutral for the services provided and her shift of mood towards the end of the session.

I paid £45 to reception and was pointed to a room where Coco joined me as I was getting undressed.  The massage (if you can call it that) started off on my back, which was neither deep tissue nor relaxing with constant breaks as she went to do something on her phone (claiming to be adjusting the music) until I suggested she focused on the massage.  Her English is very limited but she tried to act flirty, complementing me, brushing her legs against my arms and telling me I was very handsome and naughty. The teasing does very little for me, so while face down, I suggested I would like a body to body massage.  The "negotiations" started when I flipped over a few minutes later, AFTER she wet wiped my essential bits.  I knew we would settle on £40 for Naked B2B with HE but I suggested £30 when she asked "how much you pay".  I expressed my shock when she suggested £40, before agreeing a few moments later.  All part of the fun!  She stripped off, oiled me up and jumped aboard almost immediately.  Her B2B was excellent, proper simulated sex for a good 10 minutes before she tried to take over with her hand. 

I glanced over at the clock and we still had at least 15 minutes left so I told her not to rush.  I had to pry her hand off my now very oiled up and erect member.  A little bit more B2B before she claimed to be too hot and she started a very vigorous double handed HE that was at times painful.  She expected me to finish within seconds but it takes me time.  She was suddenly in a real rush despite still having time on the clock.  It was here she went a litte bit loopy.  Why you no finish.  My hand is tired.  We have no time.  You no finish OK?  I suggested she stop talking and focus on the task she would be paid for.  Eventually after a few more minutes I finished and she had a sigh of relief and a smile.  As I lay there for a few moments to catch my breath, she wanted to hurry me out.  I glanced at the clock again and I was still only 55 minutes in.  I asked for a towel to wipe off the oil and she said no.  She then reluctantly gave me a few tissues. I proceeded to get dressed slowly while she was pacing around the room.  She said "you no come back here ok" and ranted on about the B2B was too long and I take too long to finish.  As I was getting dressed, I realised I had not paid her the £40 extras.  I duly paid and her demeanour changed slightly.  As I was leaving, she tried to engage in some small talk, before smiling and patting my on the bum.  A very weird experience but the raunchiness of the B2B and the satisfactory conclusion were beyond my initial expectations.  Maybe she lost track of time or she had a regular waiting but her attitude was weird.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning.   

From what you've described of her mood killing attitude I'd have knocked this one into the neg pile so you're much nicer than I am.  Not one to try or repeat if that's her form.
If they start playing up like that, having agreed to less money than they opened with then I'm more likely to end the session, get dressed and not pay any extra, if it's soon after the deal.  If they insist on payment before getting into it then if they've haggled I just decline and go somewhere else (either a known sound provider or else another punt).  Long gone are the days where the girls were more likely than not to make a good effort even if they've settled for 40 having pitched (much) higher, particularly the younger, "prettier" ones.

[crunchy_guy]

Thanks for the warning.   

From what you've described of her mood killing attitude I'd have knocked this one into the neg pile so you're much nicer than I am.  Not one to try or repeat if that's her form.
If they start playing up like that, having agreed to less money than they opened with then I'm more likely to end the session, get dressed and not pay any extra, if it's soon after the deal.  If they insist on payment before getting into it then if they've haggled I just decline and go somewhere else (either a known sound provider or else another punt).  Long gone are the days where the girls were more likely than not to make a good effort even if they've settled for 40 having pitched (much) higher, particularly the younger, "prettier" ones.

Cheers LL.  I think if she had finished the session before my hour was done and without bringing me to a finish, I may well have withheld some or all of the agreed extras and rated this as a negative experience but fortunately she pulled through at the end, albeit a little reluctantly.  I certainly wouldn't revisit or recommend her based on her unwarranted meltdown and lack of basic massage skills.