Hey again, I have a couple of reviews coming - unfortunately not all glowing...
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External Link/Members Only30 minute incall for £80 of the Queen's currency (Boy was I glad I didn't book for longer...)
So this isn't all negative for me, there were a couple of okay/good things but not enough to make up for the lacklustre experience as a whole.
Location Warrington Hotel we all know well.
Comms: This was surprisingly good, sent off a text and was met with a prompt reply and we agreed on a suitable. This was actually fairly short notice so either I caught her at a good time or maybe it was a bit too quiet.
The girl: As nice as her pictures look, they are outdated for sure - I was expecting someone with fairly nice smooth skin, and a little tan. Her pictures look fairly youthful which would align with her stated age of 33... This is not what greeted me. Oh the bust was definitely there (not as great as the pictures, but they are big for sure) but I say you can probably slap a good 10 years onto what she states and those pictures. Profile suggests tattoo's and says partially visible but she must of gotten more since she answered that as she has a fair few. I don't mind tattoo's I just wasn't expecting as many given her pictures! (Although you can see a few are covered with some photoshop magic/blur).
Meeting/Services: So I arrived a little early as I do, got the call to go up to the room with instructions so that was fine. Usual hide behind the door shenanigans and she was polite upon greeting. Currency exchanged and was told to strip down immediately which was the first thing that irked me about the service, I do enjoy foreplay and feeling each other up, especially as DFK was displayed on her profile but no initiation of kissing at all!
That's okay, I thought, I'm really here for a quick session anyway. Got her to lay down so I could lick and suck a bit before it was my turn. Then came out the condom, which seemed thicker than normal, Despite offering OWO on the main part of her profile (actively mentions it). I got an admittedly okay blowjob (I could feel the suction through the armor that was the condom) but she quickly rushed things along, didn't even let me agree on a position or anything, just rolled onto her back and spread her legs. Fuck it, I thought. Pounded away until I filled the bag.
She mentioned how I really gave her a good pounding and that "sorted her out", probably full on lip service as I checked the time and I was only 15 minutes in. No offer of a massage, I didn't ask specifically, but it is offered on her profile and I thought given I had 15 minutes left she may offer one, so I won't consider that exactly a mark against her... Maybe I should have asserted I wanted to fill my time with more than just idle chatter and her checking her phone? Who knows...
Overall, a dissapointing experience for me, if she offered a 15 minute option I probably wouldn't of felt as dissapointed if it was a quick blow and go or fuck but this just felt like too much money for what I received.
Would I go again? Not for me.
