Love Courtney Sunbury

[Sir Lancelot]

Finally met with Love Courtney today.

External Link/Members Only

All comms same day by text, arranged 45 min at £100. Usual well known venue, I was in room “1” which I prefer as the bed seems more solid, even if the room is smaller.

Courtney is as described by others on here, VERY tall, slim, but still not someone you could easily throw around but she is very accommodating and is attractive. Her hair is currently in a brown bob and she greeted me in a red bra and thong. All very pleasing. Paperwork sorted, showered and ready to go to work. She has little or no English, but we managed to use the universal language of SW.

We started with some kissing. As mentioned previously she does this weird thing where she sticks her tongue out and kisses passionately. It’s a bit unconventional but I went with it and over our time managed to engage in some great DFK. Once the lingerie was off I gave the bodywork and good inspection and I have to say, yes she’s had kids but she’s in fine fettell for a late 30s earlier 40s MILF. Plenty of OWO, 69, RO and fingering which we both seemed to enjoy today. Covered sex in Mish, CG and the finale and best was Doggie. Quick clean up and 15 mins to go do more OWO and HJ with more DFK and nipple play for second pop.

Overall a very pleasant punt from the notoriously unreliable Russian crew but thanks to some good intel on here, money well spent. Would I recommend, yes, would I go back, possibly not, although her bum and arsehole in doggie looked worthy of further inspection so never say never.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review SirL glad you enjoyed. She is a lovely friendly girl and a good fkk. Shame about the English but she knows her job.   

[Royd30]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Horrible punt should have learnt my lesson but was in desperate need of some relief
Tall maybe little Frankenstein ish
Mechanical not interested just laid there
Pussy reminded me of an elephant clip I saw on TV
Stayed did anal for extra
Doubt I’ll ever go back to this Russian group famous for B&S
May have put me off sex
HORRIBLE

[sensualencounter]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Horrible punt should have learnt my lesson but was in desperate need of some relief
Tall maybe little Frankenstein ish
Mechanical not interested just laid there
Pussy reminded me of an elephant clip I saw on TV
Stayed did anal for extra
Doubt I’ll ever go back to this Russian group famous for B&S
May have put me off sex
HORRIBLE

This needs to be put as a separate review. Don’t just add it to someone else’s review.

[Waterhouse]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Horrible punt should have learnt my lesson but was in desperate need of some relief
Tall maybe little Frankenstein ish
Mechanical not interested just laid there
Pussy reminded me of an elephant clip I saw on TV
Stayed did anal for extra
Doubt I’ll ever go back to this Russian group famous for B&S
May have put me off sex
HORRIBLE

You posted the same in the Russian bloc thread.

Please post it as a separate review and add some more detail i.e. price, what services agreed, location etc.

Cheers.

[Fuzzyduck]

You posted the same in the Russian bloc thread.

Please post it as a separate review and add some more detail i.e. price, what services agreed, location etc.

Cheers.

Good luck with that WH. Royd30 often pops up on reviews with a negative experience of the SP. I've given up asking him to post separate reviews. He originally claimed he had trouble doing it but he's reviewed before doesn't seem to have a problem posting. Nowadays he'll either ignore or say "yes I plan to post some reviews". Yadda yada yadda. Personally I think he some issues.

[Often Visitor]

Royd30 5 reviews all negative in 6 years last one 4 years ago something is wrong

[joninbristol]

Agreed. I've posted some negative reviews myself, but they're always objective and are balanced out in number by the positive.
If all you're posting is negative reviews, then I'd assume:

a) You only like to complain when things go wrong and never praise or share when they're right.
b) You're incapable of learning from your mistakes and keep booking crap SPs, despite the reviews from others on UKP.
c) Your hygiene is questionable, and why should any SP put up with that?
d) Your attitude sucks, you overstep the mark, or you're pushy and you annoy SPs - see c).

Given that at least 4 out of 5 of his reviews are of former eastern-bloc SPs, ie: mostly at the cheap end, then b) seems to be top of the list here.

It's worth noting that Sir Lancelot, the originator of this thread, has posted twice as many reviews in the space of just eight months, with a mix of positive and neutral, so I'd go with his version of events. Especially as he seems to have somehow mastered the mystical art of posting every single one of his reviews in the right place and can therefore follow simple instructions - just like (most) of the rest of us.
Maybe that's indicative that royd30 can't stick to the rules with SPs either, hence his string of only-negative reviews?