Ivory & Louise- Bath Road Massage, Bristol

[whaleears]

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Bath Road, opposite Arnos Vale Cemetery, Bristol. Visited Sunday evening last week. £280/1 hour with £40 extras each for OWO/DFK & DFK each other.

I should probably say as a proviso, this will probably come off as a fluffy review. Fair enough, but you weren't there maaaan, you weren't there

I've had a rough couple of weeks & knew I needed something to relieve my stress & frustration from everything that's going on. This 'therapy session' was well needed & well delivered.

Comms: Good

I phoned up to check they were open (They've seemingly struggled with staff problems & as I don't visit very often & I know the website is updated daily, still doesn't hurt to check right?) Confirmed who was working & I said I'd be there in the next half hour or so. I didn't provisionally book the 2 girl however, so when I did show up both the girls we with customers. I nearly had a session with Crystal who was also available & have seen previously but someone knocked on the door & I thought, no, I'll wait. Proceeded out the back entrance suddenly very aware I had 350 quid in my skyrocket & a half hour wait.

Look, all of this is my fault. I should have said exactly what I wanted over the phone.

Accommodation- Average

The main room is a fucking sweatbox. Fan was on full blast & stayed on throughout. Bedding is okay, nice chair in the room for blowys. It's clean & tidy, shame about the lighting, though that's the same seemingly wherever I go.

Girls Appearance- Excellent

Well I've previously met (& reviewed) Ivory & she's a lovely ball of energy with manic pixie dream girl vibes, a curvy bum, fantastic boobs, a big smile, beautiful eyes & is full of charisma & sexuality. She's a slender size 10 with curves in the right places.

I was introduced to Louise who shares her friends energy. Louise has a touch of the girl next door, genuinely a size 6, she's lean & athletic with it. Big eyes like Bambi, big smile, very cute with brown hair, a very tight snatch as I discovered & big dick sucking lips. Louise, like Ivory is very keen to please in the room & was very nimble.

The Meet

Well, look it was expensive. Was it worth it? Fuck yes.

Both girls entered the room & joined me on the bed for a bit of kissing & running through of the ground rules/what I was looking for. Soon Louise started sucking me off & I kissed Ivory & they took tries & turns & I critiqued their techniques as they did so. All taken in good jest, both are great kissers, Ivory is sensual, Louise is passionate.

Same with the blow jobs, Ivory likes to go deep & hard & then Louise was challenged to deep throat whilst also trying to lick the top of my bollocks. Both girls were able to do this & it felt quite frankly astonishing. Louise then said she had a bullet with her & both girls teased my cock it as I received a double blowy, again the girls taking tries & turns between sucking my cock & my bollocks. My toes were curling, I was making all sorts of weird noises. It felt absolutely amazing. Heaven.

Right then youse two, off with your knickers & grab a john-dom.
A john-dom?
Girls loved that.

Worth mentioning that both of them are just really good fun, were genuinely enjoying themselves & as I made loads of shitty dad jokes, both were giggling & having fun. Messing around with the lube, Ivory sprayed it on Louise's face & shoulders, all of it just a daft laugh.

Louise put on the rubber & got on top. She rode me hard as Ivory kissed me, harder and harder, a great rhythm, loads of energy, the tightest little pussy I've been inside for many a year. A colossally good fuck, made all the better by Ivory kissing me tenderly.

Time to swap & Ivory got on top, rode me too, majestic stuff as Louise kissed me. Then we swapped into doggy, Louise loved it, staring in the mirror as her ass slapped hard with each thrust. The girls kissing one another as I'm ploughing away like my life depended on it, all of us dripping with sweat.

Another swap of girls & more ploughing away. Honestly, you could bounce pound coins off of Ivory's ass. Then we went into some kind of quasi missionary position, bed's just a bit too low & it's uncomfortable but looking down on Louise's pretty face as I fucked her was lovely & again the girls kissed, as I tried in vain to get comfy.

I turned Louise over & she leant back onto my chest as I caressed her tits and kissed her neck as we kissed with Ivory. Then I sat on the seat & the girls sucked my off & sucked my balls. Again, both of the girls would swap positions & it felt astonishing.

Eventually it's the vinegar strokes & I came on Ivory's tits. The girls did an assessment of my spunk. They both agreed it was definitely spunk & compared & contrasted it's viscosity in comparison to other clients. (Much like me comparing their blowy techniques earlier, all a bit of fun)

And we're done. a big sweaty mess of spunk, so much fun, happily felt like I had very much gotten more than my monies worth out of these two. Great banter & patter from the girls, both a very good in the room loads and loads and loads of energy, really capable & an excellent service they're both very conscientious in the room & a credit to the parlour to be honest.

I would highly recommend both girls or seeing them separately as yes, it was very expensive for a parlour punt. But as I say, I remain convinced I thoroughly got value for money from two fantastic young girls.



Would I return? For these two? I'd be an idiot not to.

[southern punter]

Funny I was thinking just yesterday of seeing these two together but Ivory had clocked off by the time I got my act together.  A review like this isn't going to help me get that idea out of my head! 

[stevesimpson]

Crikey. Entertaining thesis. Presumably their BJs are even better now after taking on board your critiques. Are they actually both 18 years of age?

[Cheltclient]

OP - quick question. Did the girls insist upon changing condoms as you switched between penetration with both of them? Don’t worry, no judgment here if they didn’t. Had a few threesomes and the SP’s always change condoms but sounds like they didn’t here. I’ve always like the idea of slipping in and out of two pussys and not having to constantly change the Mack.

[Cheltclient]

OP - quick question. Did the girls insist upon changing condoms as you switched between penetration with both of them? Don’t worry, no judgment here if they didn’t. Had a few threesomes and the SP’s always change condoms but sounds like they didn’t here. I’ve always like the idea of slipping in and out of two pussys and not having to constantly change the Mack.

P.s I’d also be curious as to whether they were both actually 18? Surely not ?

[whaleears]

P.s I’d also be curious as to whether they were both actually 18? Surely not ?

Honestly, don't know if they're legit 18, but they're defo not some of those girls who are 24 claiming to be 18. They're both very young, 19, 20 tops.

Changing the bag? No, or at least I don't think so. It was all much of a blur to be honest & as I was having so much fun I lost focus to such things, but we did use a couple of rubbers IIRC.

[Cheltclient]

Thanks mate. Sounds like fun and I might partake when in the area.

[Gas74]

Sounds fantastic, been using Bath Road a bit more recently, agree Ivory is good, couple of times I've gone in when Louise has been working she's been busy though. I'm always a bit reticent to do parlour reviews but will start in future, just an FYI my fav there at the moment is Jessica, fantastic service, wouldn't return to Emily though, though she was a bit, erm, odd........

[Cheltclient]

For you guys who have been here, do you have to book the girl in advance and can you choose when you get there?

I remember many years ago I would book from an advert in the paper, turn up, and whoever was running it would bring in the girls one by one, they’d say hello, then you’d pick one. Used to quite like that.

[Natedrake606]

Sounds fantastic, been using Bath Road a bit more recently, agree Ivory is good, couple of times I've gone in when Louise has been working she's been busy though. I'm always a bit reticent to do parlour reviews but will start in future, just an FYI my fav there at the moment is Jessica, fantastic service, wouldn't return to Emily though, though she was a bit, erm, odd........

Odd in what way?

[Ransom]

Do you know they have a decent Twitter account? Website has no pictures.

[whaleears]

Do you know they have a decent Twitter account? Website has no pictures.

No, no twitter as fas I'm aware & no pics.

Shame the other parlours don't have Bath Road's level of website or cottoned on to a twitter account to stop annoying themselves with as many phone calls. I imagine it's a bit beyond some of the girls to update a webpage daily, it certainly would be for me. (They'd still get phone calls but I reckon they'd decrease dramatically.)

[whaleears]

For you guys who have been here, do you have to book the girl in advance and can you choose when you get there?

I remember many years ago I would book from an advert in the paper, turn up, and whoever was running it would bring in the girls one by one, they’d say hello, then you’d pick one. Used to quite like that.

I think if you've got your heart set on one specific girl it's best to phone & book. I took a bit of a wild swing on Sunday night, assuming it'd be quiet & made a tits of it by the time I arrived. Normally, same system you describe in the past remains, a line of girls say hello & you pick one.

As I say & we've discussed in other threads, there's a bit of a shortage going on right now & Bath Road would rather close for a day than have one girl working, another watching the shop. From a safety aspect that's spot on as far as I'm concerned, from the girls aspect as well as my own.

Closer to Xmas we might potentially see a lot more new or returning girls to the parlours as Rishi ends the  furlough payments in October(?) in the meantime, it's pretty slow so when good girls at BR or down the road at Diamonds do pop up most of us are all over them like stink on poop. But it's a moveable feast, like the salad bar at Pizza hut, always has been it seems.

[whaleears]

Sounds fantastic, been using Bath Road a bit more recently, agree Ivory is good, couple of times I've gone in when Louise has been working she's been busy though. I'm always a bit reticent to do parlour reviews but will start in future, just an FYI my fav there at the moment is Jessica, fantastic service, wouldn't return to Emily though, though she was a bit, erm, odd........

Tell me more Gas, maybe drop a review if you've the time?

[Gas74]

Just odd, nothing wrong with the service but asking about extras at the start kissing 10, reverse oral 10 and she said bareback 20, immediatly went back and question this and she says she meant oral without (pretty sure it was a genuine mistske) she became more distant with me as time went on possibly due to me having a bit of an attitude about the BB thing.