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Goes by a few names but her actual name is Maria! Been trying to visit her for a year but her location near Elephant & Castle is not that convenient and she works weird hours.
Comms
She seems to like to sleep all morning and work late afternoon/ evening. Slow at responding so best to book at least a day in advance. Her English is awful so don’t expect much than basic comms all by WhatsApp.
Venue
This is a first for me. She lives in an old abandoned Care Home about a 10/15 mins walk from the underground. The walk there through a few local back streets was enough to keep my wits about me but the walk to find the care home was even more scary as you have to walk through an abandoned car park and go around a corner before you actually see the building. I was thinking there’s no way I’d come here at night!
Turns out the care home is being looked after by some residents like Maria that get cheap rent for staying there. Didn’t see anyone else around and was eerily walking up and down the corridors. Maria was waiting at the front door and then led me on the walk to her room On the first floor. She has access to two rooms and the 2nd is made into a dark massage room with a table and a bed. Looked cozy and clean.
No shower! Asked to use the toilet and she looked mortified that I wanted to use the loo. She checked the coast was clear and led me down another corridor to a toilet. The place smelt like an old care home and god knows how many people had died in that massage room
The WG
Now although she has plenty of pictures on the net, her face is pretty much blurred. This is to hide the fact that although she goes to the gym and has an ok body she’s actually about mid to late 60’s. She has an impressive rack and does a lot of weight works but you can’t hide the age in the face. Defo more GILF than MILF!
Now she speaks as much English as I do Portuguese so couldn’t understand a thing she was trying to explain really. Originally her text stated she offers many services at £80 / £100 / £150 but wouldn’t discuss on text only in person. On the day of the massage she text to confirm booking and saying £100 cash only and massage, full service and prostate so I took £100 notes. When I got there and gave it to her she was trying to show me her message about £150 and I just showed her the other message saying £100. After she realised I had no more cash she said okay let’s go
She was wearing her gym outfit that she seems to have in all her photos: wore red lipstick and light make up. At this point I was thinking this was going to go shit shape!
The Action
So now I’m confused as to what is avtually going to happen. She points to the massage table and I strip and lay prone bone although she then makes me get off whist she decides to lay out the tissue paper! Back on and she spends the next 40 mins giving me a half decent weird massage 💆♂️
She’s all over the place and uses no fewer than 8 different techniques including elbows, nails, blowing, knuckles, feathers, wooden blocks, some weird massage cushion with spikes and some
Metal thing on my ears
no real Cc swipes and when she started scratching my hair/head I asked to quit it!
By now I’m covered in baby oil and in more pain than pleasure! She then beckons me to the bed although not before she puts more paper down. I’m laying face up and naked whilst she gets her kit off and puts a nightie on. Must admit for her age she does have a great figure. Before I knew it she claimed on the bed and goes in for DFK and wrapping those boobs in my face. Next she’s giving me owo and she’s not bad at it. She grabs a dom and asks if she can climb on board. Thought why the hell not
Some CG action and doggy and I’m spent! Clear up, no shower so I’m walking out covered in baby oil and sweat 😓
Return?
Probably not. Scratched that itch and it was average. The only thing that swung it from a negative was the final 10 mins!
Sorry for the over detailed report!
