Health & Relaxation Chinese Massage
225 Ferndale Rd, Swindon · 07557 536686
Following Barley77 review I thought I would pay a visit. I had the totally opposite experience.
I phoned the parlour and arranged to visit in half an hour, I asked if extras were offered and told "Yes, all extras". I parked in a small car park about 50yds along the road the massage parlour was in, very easy to park and find the parlour.
I entered and was shown into a small room behind the entrance. The owner asked if I wanted half hour or hour, I said an hour and paid £45. A girl then came in, she was wearing a mask that she refused to take off and looked late 20's/early 30's. She was wearing a long sleeved, tight fitting garment that went all the way to the floor. Her English wasn't brilliant but that didn't bother me. I stripped completely and lay face down on the couch. The girl was no masseur, she just rubbed her hands around after putting on too much oil. I asked if she did extras and she said yes, £20 happy ending and £50 with bra and pants, happy ending but no touching. I went for the £20 happy ending, I wasn't paying £50 for no touching in bra and pants. I tried making conversation but she was very reluctant to speak. After 30 she asked me to turn over and poured half a bottle of oil on my old man and then tried to hold it, too much oil, too inexperienced. It was a disaster. It felt very mechanical and the moment was lost, moment lost? There never was a moment. I left after 45 minutes very, very disappointed. Would I return? No.
A very disappointing visit considering the glowing review that had prompted me to go.
