Afternoon everyone!
I am a bit torn on this punt that I had towards the end of July. So much of it was a Positive but some aspects weren't so I am floating between a Positive and a Neutral. Will go for a Positive and let the rest of you decide on whether she is worth it.
Like I said, the meet happened towards the end of July at her usual spot in Albion Street, Wolverhampton. I cannot find her VS advert right now but she is easy to find on this forum (would appreciate if someone can find her link and post it to this review).
Met her for one hour, £120 full service (massage, OWO and a shag). Texted her several days beforehand and she was prompt with her replies. Confirmed on the day that I will be visiting her. When I parked up, I phoned her and she guided me to her block. And I mean literally guided me as I eventually saw her and her bra-covered tits peaking out of her window.
brave girl as she was only on the second floor! Someone's gran could have easily seen her!
Anyway, I got into her place and she looks exactly like in her advert. Mid-30s I would say but I am absolutely shite at guessing the ages of women. Exchanged cash in her small bedroom which was dimly lit but well ventilated. She gave me a minute to strip while she put the cash away. Upon return, she said massage first and I was onto the bed face down in no time at all. This is where the first hiccup occurred. She took FOREVER to start her thai massage waterfall playlist and it got to the point where she played one soothing song and then had to change everything as an advert for a restaurant started playing! I am guessing she was using Spotify free version or Youtube!
Once the music was sorted she proceeded to massage. As expected, her massage is fabulous, not too soft but also not too hard, hit all the right spots and she didn't make the common mistake of rubbing one muscle too many times to the point where it starts to bloody hurt! She started on the legs and eventually moved onto the back but didn't spend much time there at all. To be honest, I would say 70% of the massage was legs while 30% was my back and arms. She moved too quickly to the next stage which was her rubbing her tits on my back while breathing into my ear and gently biting it.
Before I knew it, I was asked to turn over and my cock was up as soon as I saw her body. She looks stunning! For a natural Thai, her tits are fab! However, I was expecting her to oil herself up and start sliding up and down my body. This didn't happen.
Instead, she started playing with my cock and I could see the clock on her wall showing I had only been there for 20 minutes. Given that she took 5 minutes to sort her playlist out, I was starting to worry about getting my money's worth here!
She used her tits to slap around my cock before gently licking it. Then came the best part of the session in my opinion: her aggressive horniness!
She proceeded to literally snog my face off and I mean literally! Her tongue was down my throat about 80% of the time. It ended up being quite a pornstar experience! Lots of tit sucking, neck biting, tongue play, arse slapping, etc. I asked for 69 and she literally threw her vagina at me! She tasted pleasant. No bad odours, quick a clean, neutral taste and she got wet quickly. Her butthole is small and cute but I am not sure if she offers anal. Not my thing but any of you that like that can ask her.
After a few mins of 69, she turned to sit in between my legs and give OWO whilst giving great eye contact. A real treat of a sight!
Soon we got into the sex and we started in missionary where I couldn't help but eat her pussy a bit longer before pounding away. I even had her wrap her legs around my head whilst I had dinner down there. The whole time, my hands played with her tits or she shoved my fingers (multiple!) into her mouth. Whilst pounding away, I was allowed to gently choke her and slap her tits. Nothing was mechanical and we hardly spoke, it all just flowed like a lovely night of passion!
After missionary, I got her to sit on the edge of the bed as I kneeled on the floor and ate away (JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT PUSSY!). Soon, I turned her over so she stood on the edge of the bed and proceeded to fuck her in doggy. She made lovely moans and I pulled her hair back gently.
From there, I got her to lie down flat on the bed ("prone bone position") and proceeded to pound away while putting more fingers into her mouth and biting her neck. I popped my load in that position and she helped me clean up. At this stage we were at the 40 minute mark so I thought to myself that I might be able to rest for 5 minutes and try get out a second pop. This is where the next hiccup happened...
"Shower now, yeah? Come come!"
She took me by the hand and we jumped into the shower together. For a brief moment, I thought "YES, ROUND TWO IN THE SHOWER!" only to quickly realise that she was washing herself and then scrubbing me clean...
We got out the shower and proceeded to enact what many of you married gents experience on a daily basis: your misses brushing her teeth and gargling mouthwash into the sink whilst you step out the shower and dry yourself off!
I was thinking to myself "does she think we are married now or something? Have I enacted some ancient Thai ritual where I am now her soulmate?"
Back to the room and she thanks me just as much as I thank her for a lovely shag. As I got my coat on, I saw that I had been there for about 48-49 minutes in total.
So yeah....positives: decent "half" of a massage, lovely Thai body (vagina and tits
), decent blowjob, very nice pornstar/passionate love-making experience, rare shower scrub-down
negatives? only one-pop, in and out in under 50 mins, the playlist fiasco, and where the hell is the other half of my massage???
Like I said, I will give her a Positive as the sex was fab and I haven't been with a Thai service provider who has shown this much enthusiasm before. I feel like I paid £120 for a 45 minute service though. But then, if I had just paid for 30 minutes, I might have gotten a quick massage, 30 seconds of oral and 1 position to pop in...
Make of this review what you will, gents. I might go back to see her later this year (if she is still around). I am hoping that she might give me a discount from £120 to £100. I think what she provided to me isn't worth more than £100 but, hey, it is what it is!
P.S. one thing that just came to mind after I had written all of this was that she did mention at the end that she had her first Covid jab that morning so maybe she was feeling a bit under the weather? If so, I would love to see what she is like when she is feeling 100%. She might break my cock off!
