External Link/Members OnlyThe ad promised a young 22 yr old weighing in at 46kg (very precise i know) but what i got was a woman who was more than double the age and much more than double the weight
Comms:- Probably the only slight positive with this punt, very prompt and detailed well.
Location:- on the main high st of Coalville, opposite the Lloyds Bank.
Girl:- B&S, mid- forties and absolutely caked in make up, as i was turning around she held the door not letting me out saying ‘No, another girl, 2 girls! 2 girls!’ At this point i was thinking ive confused the maid for one of the working girls. She was then pointing at a room down the corridor but when i got there the other girl was slightly better, probably mid to late thirties but still didn’t do anything for me. Promptly walked.
The more annoying thing about this whole experience was that i was leaving the premises urgently needing some relief but straight onto Coalville’s busy evening high street which was filling up with scantily dressed and fake tan civvies going on there night out. Ah well, there was a very decent kebab shop opposite to cushion a wasted journey.
