Author Topic: Sophia, Earl’s Court, could’ve been fine dining amongst greasy spoons, wasn’t!  (Read 2653 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5713248) (3 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline JackSaint

The back story to this punt is a bit of a saga, included to give context, you can fast forward to the AW bit if you're not interesting in my ramblings.

Desperate to clamber out of the rut of punting despair and with the massively generous :dash: £30 discount from Diva after the disaster that was Cai https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=317976.0 whose price has unbelievably gone up to a mind numbing £300 since I saw her, burning a hole in my punting pocket I texted and tried to organise Tavolga who I saw before, in January last year https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=271748.msg2778416#msg2778416 she was consistently well reviewed that trip and despite the increase in price to £300, minus my £30 I reckoned £270 for a guaranteed good time was worth it.

She would graduate whore school summa cum laude, make your trips shortish, find a reasonable flat, be engaged, be consistent, make each punter feel special and for fuck’s sake enjoy it yourself.

Unfortunately she wasn’t available until late night, likely making me number 8 of the day so onward with the search, Bamby not available until the evening, Capella not responding, very short agency shortlist exhausted.

UEscort rendered a couple of promising leads, one of whom didn’t read her messages, the other stopped communicated when quizzed on services, marvellous!

My AW hotlist is optimistically large, I settled on Sophia aka sexy blonde girl External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy%5Fblondegirl a 23 year old size 8 Brazilian, 5 feet 3, long blonde hair and a responsive, slightly flirty phone manner. French kissing, owo, protected sex, £20 extra for cim, no facial, all agreed by text, postcode given, off I trotted.

Place, very nice, clean, modern apart hotel on Knaresborough Place, best of breed, immaculate bed sitting room with big bed but no mirrors, modern en-suite bathroom.

Girl, pocket rocket, Brazilian Jennifer Aniston vibe, pretty, good teeth, nice eyes, shame they spent more time looking at her phone than me, petite size 8, well done C cup bolt ons, slim waist, thick, firm arse and thighs, smooth skin, light tan, fully shaved, stunning albeit short, in nice lingerie, a cracking start. That's her in the photos, for sure.

Action, paid up, £150, shower then it went downhill, as I emerged, refreshed, she tore herself away from her phone and we engaged in a mechanical routine of lip kissing, groping, towel off, onto bed, side on owo, between my legs owo, condom on, lube applied, restricted access cowgirl, she was tight but wouldn’t allow full insertion, the odd peck, not much eye contact, plenty of oohs and aahs, however the vice like grip and friction along with some commendable fake moaning and ball stroking made me shoot in the bag, end of round one.

Clean up, prized her off her phone again, stilted chat, “do you like young girls?” “yes” “do you like older men?” “no”, fabulous! Mutual stroking, more owo, bagged up, cowgirl, missionary and doggy, deeper penetration this time, all the way in to slapping sounds deep, she finished me with an oily hand job/blow job combination, cum on body, partly mine, partly hers, wet wiped me down then immediately said “shower” and was back the fucking phone.

This couldn’t have felt more transactional unless she fitted a turnstile at the entrance with a slot for the cash to go in, but I was in need of release and she made that happen, twice. Such a shame because all the ingredients were there but she was unable to conjure up a suitably tasty dish.

Right now, I hate the very thing I’m addicted to!

Offline centry

Punting isn't worth it at the moment.
Buy a Fleshlight and go on the web.
At least that won't disappoint you.
 :drinks:

Offline JackSaint

Punting isn't worth it at the moment.
Buy a Fleshlight and go on the web.
At least that won't disappoint you.
 :drinks:

A whole new world! Thanks.

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Offline JPin

Sometimes it's better to listen to the universe and call it quits before you end up in a shitty Plan F situation....

Offline lillythesavage

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Sometimes it's better to listen to the universe and call it quits before you end up in a shitty Plan F situation....

Or just do a relatively cheap P&D, with no expectations, I got cancelled tonight lol, not even chasing a plan B let alone F, shit happens.
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Offline JackSaint

Or just do a relatively cheap P&D, with no expectations, I got cancelled tonight lol, not even chasing a plan B let alone F, shit happens.

It does indeed, but right now in London positive punts are the exception rather than the rule, only 7 of my last 20 punts were positive, it's a shit show.

Offline smellychip

Doesn't sound too bad? Fit bird as per pics, £150, you got 2 cums in? Was she looking at her phone while you were pounding her or just in between the 2 cums?

Offline lillythesavage

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It does indeed, but right now in London positive punts are the exception rather than the rule, only 7 of my last 20 punts were positive, it's a shit show.


Tbf, the cancelation was well in advance and after refusing to pay to stay in St Andrews yesterday and trekking the 9 hours home after the 9 hours going there my energy is not at the best.
Not from Aw so cannot post a review, but would not have anyway, had plenty of notice and she cannot help her job keeping her late.

7 out of 20 for the money you are paying is enough to make a man get hitched :D  But you are not the only one finding it, even @bedheadread is sticking to known regulars more.
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Offline JackSaint

Doesn't sound too bad? Fit bird as per pics, £150, you got 2 cums in? Was she looking at her phone while you were pounding her or just in between the 2 cums?

She looked at her phone in between, thinks she handles her own comms, the negative is all about the total lack of engagement and mechanical service, shame because she is hot and the place was good.

Offline JackSaint


Tbf, the cancelation was well in advance and after refusing to pay to stay in St Andrews yesterday and trekking the 9 hours home after the 9 hours going there my energy is not at the best.
Not from Aw so cannot post a review, but would not have anyway, had plenty of notice and she cannot help her job keeping her late.

7 out of 20 for the money you are paying is enough to make a man get hitched :D  But you are not the only one finding it, even @bedheadread is sticking to known regulars more.

Sorry you had a wasted journey, that's a lot of driving. The London whoring scene is very poor just now, I think, bar regulars we are all struggling.

Offline FiveKnuckles


Clean up, prized her off her phone again, stilted chat, “do you like young girls?” “yes” “do you like older men?” “no”, fabulous!

 :lol:  these girls know how to push Jack's buttons...  follow up with "kick me in the nutz now"

Offline JackSaint

:lol:  these girls know how to push Jack's buttons...  follow up with "kick me in the nutz now"

Hey, I'm still hurting  :wacko:

Offline tantric talents

Thanks Jack. Straight onto the AVIOD list now.
Hope Tavolga finally works out for you. I just feel I can’t afford to spend that kind of money on someone I may well end up getting addicted to!

Offline Heph

Chap; like Tantraman, your reviews are little gems - such a pleasure to read, albeit brimful of salutary lessons recently. I offer my condolences.

Offline JackSaint

Chap; like Tantraman, your reviews are little gems - such a pleasure to read, albeit brimful of salutary lessons recently. I offer my condolences.

Thanks Heph, the most salutary lesson is "don't think with your cock"