Author Topic: TS Luna Rodriguez Gloucester Rd London  (Read 6580 times)

Offline BILLY LIAR

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This is a TS review. Please read if you find this sort of thing disgusting. What are you afraid of, a tingle in your todger?

Like a moth to a flame, I found myself looking at Birchplace, London Ts & Shemale uk with far too much regularity recently. There was only one out come to this browsing of TS hooker profiles.

After my last disappointing TS escort escapade, I needed as close to a sure thing as pos & chose Luna after reading Magnets recent review.

Coms were through whatsapp messaging. For those interested in making a booking, make contact when she's online, a palaver yes but otherwise there's a good chance your message will be left unread.

Location is a short walk from Gloucester Rd tube. Only saw the bedroom, more than fit for purpose. Brucie bonus there's a mirrored wall that runs along the side of the bed. Interior design by a punter?

Once in & what you see in the ads is what you get. V pretty & passable. No hint of masculinity apart from when she got her cock out. Very nicely decked out in black scantys & heels.

Now this is a positive review but a weak one, it all felt a bit awkward at times with no flow. I wonder if I caught her on an off day. A trooper nevertheless. Sensual kissing through out, OWO both ways, took me almost all the way down her throat "impressive, most impressive". Smallish thin cock. If your interested in being topped for the first time & dont fancy having your sphincter stretched by a weapon of arse destruction, she'd be perfect. Didn't partake in being topped. Enjoyed noshing her off & sucking her plums. Had me tongue up her bum but not for long as she didn't seem keen.

Rubbered up & chose cowgirl so I could admire that bod, great tits. Seemed to struggle with length or her hole could do with a holiday. Moved on to doggie which turned into prone bone. Great view in the mirror, was that a look of pleasure or pain as I slipped & slided out of her arse? I did enquire she was ok, said she was. Finished off in doggie, fast strokes, didn't smash it as I would normaly do to get over the line as I was paranoid of hurting her.

Wet wipes to clean up. No shower offered before or after the punt but I didnt ask. Tried having a post cum chat, bit eggy. So with 15 minutes still on the clock having paid for an hour, got dressesd, pleasentries exchanged, a kiss at the door and back onto the soggy streets of London with mixed feelings & my wallet the sum of £200.00 lighter.

Offline winkywanky

With a girl that gorgeous anything less than a perfect punt is gonna seem a little off.

Perhaps a slightly naive question, but are her tits real? I love the way they aren't too big (as they are with many Brazilians), small real ones are eminently preferable to me (on both types of girl).

At some point I would probably like to be Topped (the desire of being submissive to such a feminine girl is strong) so perhaps I might try with her. I have a toy at home which I can take successfully, probably no bigger than an averagely-endowed tranny.

Offline BILLY LIAR

False titties, I dont think hormones can produce this
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& yes perfect size for someone receiving swollen goods for the first time. Go on,  take it like a man
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Online Ivor Hunch

"smallish thin cock"

If that is what you call small and thin, wtf have you got in your pants??  Not much wonder you were worried about hurting her!

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Offline calzone

Thanks for the review, what time was your meeting?

I've managed to get a booking with her for next week, I'll report back afterwards.

Offline BILLY LIAR


If that is what you call small and thin, wtf have you got in your pants??  Not much wonder you were worried about hurting her!

Photo manipulation Ivor or the angle at which the photo was taken makes it look bigger. If you dont believe me "Suck it & see"

Offline BILLY LIAR

Thanks for the review, what time was your meeting?

I've managed to get a booking with her for next week, I'll report back afterwards.

9pm. Hope you have a good one

Offline timbucktwo

Thanks for the review, what time was your meeting?

I've managed to get a booking with her for next week, I'll report back afterwards.

Nice one Calzone you been lucky to get hold of her, I've tried calling her over the past 2 weeks but no answer.

How did you get hold of her? any specific times she answers the call?

Offline calzone

Nice one Calzone you been lucky to get hold of her, I've tried calling her over the past 2 weeks but no answer.

How did you get hold of her? any specific times she answers the call?

I thought I'd put a concerted effort into getting hold of her over a couple of days, I called about 30 times (in the end I thought she might block me for being a pest/nutter), differing the times of trying and never got an answer.

Reading TheMagnet's recent review and his comment about her having hundreds of unread whatsapp messages I thought that would be a waste of time too. I was about to give up and leave it a few weeks hoping she'd be less busy but as a last try I sent her a Whatsapp message early evening and she responded a couple of hours later. The meet was set up quickly and easily from there using Whatsapp too, she said she was busy all this week but does have some time next.

As TheMagnet said in another post, its a pain but checking to see when she comes online on Whatsapp and sending then would be a good approach.

Good luck
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