External Link/Members OnlyIt's been about a year since my last confession so I thought it time I got back in the old confessional box.
Actually, it's my first punt in almost a year since I scored an extra time winner spaffing over Liliths face. That memory alone kept the wank bank full as I avoided punting during the pandemic. I thought I'd ease myself in gently with a little rub and tug.
The venue - a well reviewed local Chinese/Japanese place in Bearwood. A bit close to home and I wouldn't normally be seen dead in Bearwood, but thankfully nor would anyone I know so I took the risk. Still walked in with my hood up and into the waiting area to be greeted by the receptionist who appeared silently and stealthily like a Chinese Mr Ben. This is where it all went a tad weird. I hadn't booked and was asked to wait on a settee out the back. 5 minutes later someone else arrived asking for a massage, a woman. Who was then sat beside me for 10 minutes like we were in a dentists waiting room. Awkward. I decided against small talk flicking through my phone to drown out the deafening silence. Eventually a pretty petit lady came and fetched me. I got out the chair pretending my back was in agony to try and prove to my settee companion that I wasn't a pervert coming to be wanked off.
The Lady Turns out the petit pretty thing was called Emily, who it turns out is well reviewed, and thankfully in a positive way. I am rubbish with ages but anywhere between 25 and 30 I'd guess. Quite short and as I would find out later, a decent body. Smallish boobs, tiny bit of a tum, decent arse and legs. I think pretty but as wearing a mask she could have had no teeth and a gummie smile and I'd have been non the wiser. She was lovely though, her eyes smiled with a glint of naughtiness. Her English wasn't great and I pretty much just said yes and smiled every time. She calls you baby a lot and seemed to use the word naughty a fair bit.
The DeedI had handed £40 quid to Mrs Ben so I just stripped off and lay down. She asked how I wanted it ( I think) and I said yes. I think I said yes to medium as the massage was fairly firm without thinking I'd gone to my chiropractor. It was OK, not great but it was pretty sensual from the off with some cc strokes thrown in which promised more. Half way through she whispered would I like 20, 40 or 60. She explained the 1st 2 options pretty well, with b2b and HE being 40. The 60 was something to do with my arse which sounded a bit painful so I said 40 would be grand. She said money later which was nice. Off with her clothes and on she climbed to administer a rather pleasant b2b. At one stage she got me to lift my middle up and she skilfully milked my growing best mate and sometime enemy. Asked to turn over and this is where it got very good. Emily can handle a cock very well indeed. As good a hand job as I can remember. This was mixed up with more slippy slidey action as she shoved her big nipples into my salivating mouth. Bitty! :yahoo:She appeared to get pretty turned on by this and the grinding got grindier. Eventually, she sat up on her knees and two handed me( she has small hands) to a very explosive orgasm as I had my thumb gently against her hood. Tremendous.
OverallI left a happy man. It felt a bit of a gamble going but it paid off. Emily was a delight. I sense more could be on offer if you became a regular. Might be wrong but she's very naughty so wouldn't be surprised if she got her gums around yer plums if you asked nicely. She is there 7 days a week she says and no plans to leave, so I may revisit. Booking next time to avoid the settee experience with Mrs Bouquet.
The Venue 7/10
The Lady 8/10
The massage and b2b 7/10
The wank 10/10
The cost was 40 plus 40.
