KIRSTY 92 - Chesterfield. She has never heard of SOAP

[Space Invader]

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I have been throwing myself in to punting this last week , and here is my last and WORST visit for a very long time .

Was passing through Chesterfield and after doing some research on her , she has good AW reviews ( ok -I know Im an idiot ! ) but her UKP are not as good, some are , others not so , she explained that UKP is full of women haters and she has a stalker who keeps posting bad stuff about her , but still I went , se sounded nice and her tits look sumptuous -and tbf they were !

Meeting arranged , end house in cul -de -sac - looked a shit area , prams / bikes in gardens, boarded up windows etc, but her place looked OK , so went in .
Was pleasantly surprised as she looked OK , not gone to much effort , no make up , only a fishnet tee shirt on showing a hairy pussy below ( a while since I saw hair on one ! )
Agreed services -owo /ro / sex  cum on tits -all ok
money exchanged £70 for 30 mins , and she goes in for a big kiss , it was great , and her tits are all real and felt very nice , I was instantly hard and se was rubbing my cock - wow -great start !
She helped me rip my clothes off ( all she had on was the fishnet t shirt , which she offered to take off, but I told her to leave it on “ i’ll spunk over it later I said “ -no you wont was the reply - never mind -worth a try -lol  she was down on me and sucking me off and then coming up and kissing my body all over - it felt great and again, her tits looked great !
At this point it went downhill - i said -my turn on you and headed between her legs - fuck, the smell of fish or something stale will haunt me for weeks , so i couldnt do it , I really wish I had just asked her to go and wash , but she was now back on my cock with her mouth and i couldnt say the words , I fingered her till she had a squirt and that seemed to get rid of some of the odour , but I couldnt try it again , my nostrils were burning as it was , a brussel sprout fart would have been like a breath of fresh air !.
So I got back on top, fucked her a few positions, managed a finger up arse ,but again it was a NO ENTRY policy and came over her lovely tits .
Went in bathroom and scrubbed myself raw and rinsed mouth out with my mouthwash ( I always take some in ) but could still smell her on my fingers an hour later .
I really was unsure as to give her a Neutral or a Negative , she was pleasant , kissed well , good BJ and real .full tits , but upon reflection, there is NO EXCUSE for lack of personal Hygiene , and so it has to be a NEGATIVE all day long, and NO i wont be going back .
Her profile says she is Dyslexic - she may be , but she is also a dirty smelly bitch , disgusting .

[teddyking]

Tbh you’re a trooper for sticking around and even poking a finger in. In my last negative review , unfortunately met a SP with that distinct fishy smell. I couldnt manage and just left in disgust

[HailWood]

Sorry to hear it’s wasn’t a good experience SI. Better luck with the next one. Sounds like she has a case of BV which oddly can be cause, I understand, by too much washing with the wrong stuff affecting the pH balance.

[supercookie]

Been in the same situation a few times & the smell bloody lingers.
I sometimes wonder if some WG's smell on purpose to encourage punters to down tools (literally) & walk after taking the cash.

[PassingBi]

Its primarily caused by too much washing...... with products that aren`t PH neutral.

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Seen/smelt enough over the years........ would have been an instant passion killer for me!

[petetheknight]

She was okay when I saw her but to be honest I didn't go that close ..... and I saw her first thing in the morning .. she was still wet from the shower

[hunkybc]

I dont get why these type of WGs just cant spend 5 minutes to freshen up!  All it takes is a 5 minute body shower....thats all we want!

[Hereto69]

Sorry you didn't enjoy your visit

I've been to see Kirsty at least half a dozen times, of which she has always never given any unpleasant odours off. This includes a visit this week

[Scuderia Fan]

Seen her loads of times. I’ve never once had an issue with her.

[Theman1]

I once had one night stand with a exotic Indian bird, she was stunning, I knew early on in the evening she was going to let.me do whatever I wanted later, so I piled her with booze and off we went back to hers. She did a lot or teasing and took hours for me to get her knickers off, when finally they dropped  and I decided to go in the smell was so bad that I smell now 15 years later. I know how you feel mate. Unfortunately my one night of passion didn't continue I literally left her with her pants down, never heard or see her again.

[Moneyshow]

I have seen Kirsty loads of times and never had an issue, will bare this review in mind if I am tempted to eat from the furry cup !

[Scuderia Fan]

Looking at the OP’s review history he seems to have an awful lot of bad luck.

Hopefully he’ll get lucky soon.

[Straightsix]

She looks great.

[Hereto69]

Been this week, which takes me into double figure of visits with Kirsty

[HailWood]

Been this week, which takes me into double figure of visits with Kirsty

So what?

I hope you aren’t trying subtle White Knighting here. The OP is a good reviewer on here and I trust what he says he experienced though acknowledging such vaginal odours can be a temporary issue for the SP.

In fact I see a few others above are also keen to point out that they haven’t had problems.

[Hereto69]

No such games from myself. Simply referring to my experience over multiple visits, as others have also mentioned.

I agree with what you've said, with my experience supporting this theory 

[NickyBobby]

Instead of contradicting another member’s negative review, you could have added comments to your own review stating that you’d visited repeated times and whether her service levels were consistent.

[Hereto69]

At the time of the review I hadn't visited several times.

I did not contradict the review, simply provided my view, as others have done with regards to this review.

Trying to be helpful, share experience and knowledge.

[RedKettle]

At the time of the review I hadn't visited several times.

I did not contradict the review, simply provided my view, as others have done with regards to this review.

Trying to be helpful, share experience and knowledge.

You are talking crap. You said earlier you have seen her half a dozen times and then that you had seen her 10 times. Now you have been accused of dodgy WK behaviour you say at time of the review, on 4 August you had only seen her once.

Personally I think we overdo WK accusations on UKP but something is off with you in my opinion.

Best not to make such positive comments on a red, just let your positive review state your opinion.

[Hereto69]

You are talking crap. You said earlier you have seen her half a dozen times and then that you had seen her 10 times. Now you have been accused of dodgy WK behaviour you say at time of the review, on 4 August you had only seen her once.

Personally I think we overdo WK accusations on UKP but something is off with you in my opinion.

Best not to make such positive comments on a red, just let your positive review state your opinion.

My review was back at the beginning of April.

I accept the feedback and that having commented more than once on this wasn't needed.