Thai Massage by Shemale Tina - Birmingham

[newpuntingguy]

Link: External Link/Members Only

By far one of the worst massages to date. Arranged via text, which was all easy enough. Took place approx 2~ weeks ago when I was suffering with a knot in my back which needed a genuine massage. No one was available so I found Tina advertising as having certification in Thai massage. Perfect. I wasn’t interested in any extras, but was only offered a price for £50 for 30 minutes. I assumed that included extras but I just needed my back looking at.

was text the address details and turned up. Was let into the place - I suspect she hasn’t been there long, or moves about judging from what was said. I lay on my front and awaited the massage. 5 mins later…. I barely knew I had any hands on me. I knew it was a “relaxing massage”, but I didn’t know it was going to feel like an ant walking on my back.

Next thing I knew, Tina had jumped on top of the massage table and spread her legs wide over me. I said that I am only here for my back and she got the message… and returned to the softy softy massage 

20 mins into the massage, she asked me to turn over. She tugged at my boxers and put her hands inside to give me HR. I politely declined, as I’d already said I just wanted a back massage. £50 down the drain I got up with 6-7 mins to spare and said thanks and left.

If you’re after a qualified thai massage, this isn’t for you. If you’re looking for extras and with a shemale specifically then you’ll get them here for sure. Nice personality, can’t fault her at all, but for the 3rd time, I just wanted a back rub.

[PunterNumber69]

And you're writing this on a forum about escorting and giving her a negative because she tried to give you a HE?

You just wanted a massage?  Are you sure?

[Punterperson1971]

Link: External Link/Members Only

By far one of the worst massages to date. Arranged via text, which was all easy enough. Took place approx 2~ weeks ago when I was suffering with a knot in my back which needed a genuine massage. No one was available so I found Tina advertising as having certification in Thai massage. Perfect. I wasn’t interested in any extras, but was only offered a price for £50 for 30 minutes. I assumed that included extras but I just needed my back looking at.

was text the address details and turned up. Was let into the place - I suspect she hasn’t been there long, or moves about judging from what was said. I lay on my front and awaited the massage. 5 mins later…. I barely knew I had any hands on me. I knew it was a “relaxing massage”, but I didn’t know it was going to feel like an ant walking on my back.

Next thing I knew, Tina had jumped on top of the massage table and spread her legs wide over me. I said that I am only here for my back and she got the message… and returned to the softy softy massage 

20 mins into the massage, she asked me to turn over. She tugged at my boxers and put her hands inside to give me HR. I politely declined, as I’d already said I just wanted a back massage. £50 down the drain I got up with 6-7 mins to spare and said thanks and left.

If you’re after a qualified thai massage, this isn’t for you. If you’re looking for extras and with a shemale specifically then you’ll get them here for sure. Nice personality, can’t fault her at all, but for the 3rd time, I just wanted a back rub.

What was the point of reviewing her if you just wanted a massage ffs 

[teddyking]

What was the point of reviewing her if you just wanted a massage ffs 

Maybe because it’s a massage forum as well? 🤷‍♂️

[Punterperson1971]

Maybe because it’s a massage forum as well? 🤷‍♂️

For an ordinary massage is that what Ukp all about??
He should have gone to see a sports massage therapist not an escort and why give it a negative she/he didn’t do anything wrong,he only wanted a back rub he no extras he got exactly what he asked for a no sex or he massage

[newpuntingguy]

What was the point of reviewing her if you just wanted a massage ffs 

Her profile advertises as being certified in thai massage. I can say with some certainty that isn’t true.

The balls on my back and the HR without asking - AFTER I’d specifically asked for a back massage only, not cool.

[PunterNumber69]

Her profile advertises as being certified in thai massage. I can say with some certainty that isn’t true.

The balls on my back and the HR without asking - AFTER I’d specifically asked for a back massage only, not cool.

I suspect that most people going to see a Thai massage person who advises herself as a shemale are not visiting her for a normal back massage, so she behaved as she would with 99% of her clients. Most massage places advertise that they're GNVQ qualified. Most of the time it's just to make themselves look legit.

You just went to the wrong place.

[Punterperson1971]

Her profile advertises as being certified in thai massage. I can say with some certainty that isn’t true.

The balls on my back and the HR without asking - AFTER I’d specifically asked for a back massage only, not cool.

But you knew she was a Ts you knew you would have balls on your back
Still not a negative

[PunterNumber69]

I'm waiting for the next review:

I went to a brothel.  I paid a woman money and she tried to shag me.  I only went in for a back massage. 

[Punterperson1971]

 

I'm waiting for the next review:

I went to a brothel.  I paid a woman money and she tried to shag me.  I only went in for a back massage.

[newpuntingguy]

I suspect that most people going to see a Thai massage person who advises herself as a shemale are not visiting her for a normal back massage, so she behaved as she would with 99% of her clients. Most massage places advertise that they're GNVQ qualified. Most of the time it's just to make themselves look legit.

You just went to the wrong place.

Ok fair point. Happy to change to neutral. My main point was that the massage itself was absolutely crap.

[GingerNuts]

Ok fair point. Happy to change to neutral. My main point was that the massage itself was absolutely crap.

Your rating is your own. You went for a massage and if you feel it was so bad as to warrant a negative then so be it.

[PunterNumber69]

Ok fair point. Happy to change to neutral. My main point was that the massage itself was absolutely crap.

I've been to a few massage places and the massages aren't normally great, but the massage is usually just to get me going for the HE. I've had one decent massage (pulling joints, cracking toes and fingers and getting knots out of muscles. It was very good but a little painful) and that ended with the girl asking me to have sex.

[newpuntingguy]

I've been to a few massage places and the massages aren't normally great, but the massage is usually just to get me going for the HE. I've had one decent massage (pulling joints, cracking toes and fingers and getting knots out of muscles. It was very good but a little painful) and that ended with the girl asking me to have sex.

I get that, same here, but on this occasion I genuinely wanted a back rub only… and £50 seemed like a great deal for her. When she got on top of me I was like FFS  no big deal. She got an easy £50 so it’s all good

[PunterNumber69]

I get that, same here, but on this occasion I genuinely wanted a back rub only… and £50 seemed like a great deal for her. When she got on top of me I was like FFS  no big deal. She got an easy £50 so it’s all good

TIP: When you want a good massage don't go looking on gumtree or vivastreet for a provider. Try the yellow pages or a chiropractor. You'll pay more but you'll get a full on massage but probably no HE.

[newpuntingguy]

  Ok you’ve made your point LOL

[Celtic 69]

Newpuntinguy,
I like a decent massage but also like a HE .
Although it says 0 reviews next to my name (cliche on my account  - mods aware) if you click on it your see some of my reviews. You might operate in different areas than myself but don't think Banbury would be too far away for you. I see a Thai massage therapist there sometimes named Tina. If you follow that thread, I got some decent advice from other members regarding getting a HE.
She will deliver an excellent professional massage & you can decide if you want a HE when your there as she normally leaves it upto to you to ask.

Feel free to ask anything else that's not in my reviews & other members comments.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Methinks the OP thought he might like to bust his shemale cherry but got cold feet when he got there?

[Punterperson1971]

Newpuntinguy,
I like a decent massage but also like a HE .
Although it says 0 reviews next to my name (cliche on my account  - mods aware) if you click on it your see some of my reviews. You might operate in different areas than myself but don't think Banbury would be too far away for you. I see a Thai massage therapist there sometimes named Tina. If you follow that thread, I got some decent advice from other members regarding getting a HE.
She will deliver an excellent professional massage & you can decide if you want a HE when your there as she normally leaves it upto to you to ask.

Feel free to ask anything else that's not in my reviews & other members comments.

So why wasn’t they put into a review rather than a post,easier to find if it’s an actual review and to be indexed as well

[newpuntingguy]

Methinks the OP thought he might like to bust his shemale cherry but got cold feet when he got there?

Can assure you that wasn’t the case. There was no one available at the time of booking

[seandana]

External Link/Members Only  was this the person you visited?

[newpuntingguy]

External Link/Members Only  was this the person you visited?

Yep that’s the one

[seandana]