Link: External Link/Members OnlyI was working in the area, a stone's throw away from this punt as it turns out. I knew it wasn't going to be a brilliant experience but a glutton for punishment and I was in a very good mood, I thought I'd take one for the team and play red flag bingo to amuse myself.
Red Flag 1: Prices are quoted on text as £50 for a half hour massage & HE, £80 for an hour. Included in the message is
"I'm not escort so please don't start with weird questions." Not sure what weird questions are for a masseuse, especially given the conversation once I got inside.
Red Flag 2: Upon arrival and the traditional request for more specific location details, I was told to park in very specific place because
"Is more safe". I had parked somewhere else already and wasn't prepared to move just in case there was some sort of scam going on. Door opens and I was immediately told to not make any noise. Taken upstairs through a flat into a bedroom that clearly is being lived in, some unopened food items and clothes in the corner of the room. Got the impression somebody else (possibly a child) in the next room. While talking at the end of the punt, I was also asked to speak quietly.
Red Flag 3: Immediately after handing over the 50 beer tokens, the upselling began. Everything was extra. £20 for her to take her clothes off. Another £20 for body-to-body. £20 for touching her. There was a price for a blowjob (despite not being an escort as per the earlier text) but I can't remember what it was, probably another £20. What's more, if an additional extra was arranged during the massage, she wanted money up front so I would have to get up and fish out the cash before receiving the benefit. The massage itself was a bit of waste of time. It was all centred around my back and shoulders, it was as if she'd poured on way too much moisturiser and was having trouble rubbing it in. At one point she was using a rolling tool, which just made me chuckle as it reminded me of Ross in Friends.
Red Flag 4: As soon as the happy ending started, she was asking how long I would take to come, which as we all know is something of a mood killer. I felt a bit rushed and in the end I just about got the full 30 minutes.
Having said that, she has an amazing slim toned body, shaved pussy, a cracking pair of tits that fit her frame from my perspective, good looking in the face and her happy ending technique was good. Nice accent as well. I like to take over for a moment to help myself along, she had a lovely touch on her for my balls probably best I've experienced.
My advice is to set your expectations accordingly and stay strong when the extras are mentioned, only go for what you want because you could easily find yourself spending well over £100 for a half hour experience. I had the massage and paid an extra £20 for her to get her kit off, which on balance I'd say was a little expensive but getting there to what I'd expect.
Wasn't sure about a neutral or a negative, I've gone negative but there were elements I liked.
