Their website is a simple white page with their address on:
External Link/Members Only but they have an instagram page:
External Link/Members OnlyThe girl I saw was called Amy. A small pretty Thai woman with almost elvish features, she's not one of the girls in their instagram pictures.
At reception was an older woman who I hoped wasnt giving massages. There were two Thai women walking about the place talking to eachother in their native language, probably asking who's gonna pull off this lanky bastard?
Paid reception £20 for a half hour massage, into the room I go with Amy. I know the drill. Clothes off, lie face down. Her massage skills are actually very, very good. No crack or balls swiping though. After about 25mins of a very pleasant massage, she asks me to turn over where she massages my thighs and arms. This is where she begun to "accidentally" brush past my balls or cock. By now I have a semi and she notices. She asks if there's anything else I'd like
So I ask what else she does.
£20 happy ending
£40 topless happy ending
£80 body to body
I ask if she does sex? No. But she declines with a smile and very politely. (Almost as if she's asked that question all the time).
I go for the topless HE. Her tits are amazing. Real, pert, firm, bouncy with nice big teats. She kneels next to me on the bed, oils up my cock and wanks away. Good technique, bells end and shaft in one stroke.
She tells me to touch and suck on her tits if I want so I do. God, sucking them Thai titties was a dream. She made me cum in about 3 mins.
She wipes me down and says next time we should do body to body. I'm enthusiastic but in reality £80 plus £20 at reception is more than I'd pay for a body to body massage with no sex. Drop that down to £60 all in and she'd have a deal because she was very nice looking and pleasant.
All in all a neutral from me. The massage alone was worth the £20 and was very enjoyable. Is a topless HE worth £40? When I got sex on the brain I seemed to think so. If I were to go again I'd only want Amy or the tall girl on the left of the first group picture on their Instagram.
I cant really give a neutral because to be fair this is a "massage" parlour with no sex offered anyway, it'd be unfair to mark them lower when she performed what we agreed to. So it's a positive from me.
