Veered off at a tangent from my usual Chinese FBSMs and tried this girl/place,despite reading a v.recent ,unflattering review + thread on her/them.Took the risk ‘cos I was intrigued by the prospect of extras off a mature Asian masseuse….shouldn’t have bothered - more the fool me…..
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Excellent - prompt,clear,constantly updated,couldn’t fault.
Where : Short walk from Northfield train station,shop cluster near a petrol station.Indiscrete.Beady eyes , including the butcher/baker/candlestick maker , must’ve clocked the constant stream of guys going in to top up their tans + have their nails done
…. LOL...well,suppose in a way I had my
nail done!
Premises : Salon shop,front room used for legit treatments,back one for the naughty stuff.Place must have one of the last remaining outside loos in this country- a fcuking rathole round the back with non-functional basin taps.Wouldn’t like to use it at night .Had visions of Gollum surfacing from the toilet depths to claim his/my ring if I’d sat on the throne for a no.2
!
Goodies offered:Naked massage (basic
50) : OWO + ballsucking (
+ 20) : Sex (
+ 35) : Rimming (
+ 15)
Paid :
70 (H/H) for 1st two,50 on arrival,20 after the deeds.
LucySays she’s a British/Asian mix
Face looks 50+,body (surprisingly) looks younger - smooth skin + no Mum tum/creases
About 5’3”/5’4” : slim,petite frame
Small apple-sized B cup titties,bum smallish but some shape to it,shaven
Face description-think of a younger,brown-skinned version of Corrie actress Helen Worth and you would be close.Similar bone structure/jawline.Dark rings around eyes.
Bird-like,overall.
W.Mids origin.Sometimes spoke hoarsely + could be difficult to understand.Ok personality,but not appreciably enthusiastic or cheerful during my visit .
ActionUsed the dive/aka the “toilet” out the back + lashed my hands with the hand gel as the taps didn’t dispense..Don’t feel they’re properly washed without soap + water,tho.A proper antiquated early-20th century set-up,as the back appears to share a passageway with adjacent terrace.Sauntered back in.
Prone boned the table after kecks off.Discarded her own kit.Moderate oil massage,did cover most areas.Not impactful enough to tenderise any knots.No reach unders/significant CC runs.No novel techniques/manoeuvres.Would conclude that it wasn’t any better than the worst ones I’ve had in the Chinese dens.Lasted for 15mins before she requested the spin over.Unfortunately,my trusty fella was still in anaesthesia from this laughing gas massage.
Sold me her extras list when I was face up.Wasn’t attracted to her enough to spike her(and thought the price was slightly OTT)so opted for the gob job after confirming it would be OWO.Continued her ordinary massage on the front,and my long-slumbering man started to show the weeniest modicum of interest.Self-violated to sufficiently stiffen him.Had to prompt her to start the vacuuming ,tho.This was
- v.shallow,lips barely contacting the rod,short vertical bobbing,almost like a mimed BJ.So,asked her to plumsuck to at least get some value from my sacrificed purple.She’d continuously lose focus, breaking off to resume her torso swipes,so constantly had to remind her to gnaw on the nuts with subtle hints.Really irritating.Something’s “off “ with her,maybe.
After ascertaining that I couldn’t plant my seed in her gob,finished this reasonably sorry affair by draining the gruel onto her chest,me standing,her kneeling.Paid up the purple.Offered tissues for the clean up + liberally polished my jewels + hands with the sanitiser.Does sting a bit when you’re shaven like I am
! Be aware that she stores mobile nos.,asked my name for future reference…...I’m Daffy Duck’s secret love-child Danny, from Inner Disneyland…..
ConclusionUnderwhelming.Nowhere to wash properly,bang ordinary massage,poor BJ,sporadic ballsucking,not sexually drawn to the girl,poor VFM.Did know what I was potentially letting myself in for ,but dickheadly still went.They do say that “curiosity killed the cat”...........
Overpriced for 70 - should’ve been 50/60 tops - all factors considered, IMO.There are SPs of a similar age in the Brum area (e.g.Hungarian MILFS Carla + Pamela) who provide more,with possibly better quality,in better premises,for less outlay.
To modify one of Maggie Thatcher’s famous quotes - “This punter’s not for returning.”
LM 
