Is there an annual award for 'first post least likely to generate a positive response'?
I think we may have a winner.
If he's somehow managed to include "treat her well guys", it would have been no-contest

As the man said. Read the reviews, pick some girls you like the sound of, pay them a visit, write some reviews. It's really quite simple. This isn't a resource for you to simply ask questions. It generally pisses people off if they feel you're just sponging. There's at least one post like yours every week, and people get tired of them. You've had 7 months to study the forum since you joined, so you should know this already.