So, this massage took place on 16/7/21
Comms : excellent. I just walked in and they fitted me in. Early morning, so I think they were quiet.
Location : schooner way.
Price : £45 for 1 hour massage. £20 for h/e
Telephone number : 029 2047 0063
First impressions : I walked in and was greeted with a big smile from the lady at the desk(mai). I asked if they had any free appointments and that I wanted a hard massage. Hoo, Hoo, mai said. With that I heard a voice come from behind me from an older lady (bier),WE'RE BOTH BIG, STRONG LADIES HERE! , she said. "DO YOU WANT A FOUR HAND MASSAGE?". to which, mai chirped in, "YOU WANT TO TRY IT'. I asked, how much?, bier, said £90 normally, but we'll let you have it for £80. I thought about it for a moment, and then I said, maybe next time.
Mai, then put a mask on(I didn't wear one) took my temperature and then led me to a room, just off the side of reception.
The massage : mai told me to get undressed, and she'd be back soon. I got undressed and I kept my boxers on, as per usual.
KNOCK, KNOCK, mai said, as she entered the room. She then said "LET'S TAKE THESE OFF, and flung my boxers across the room and laughed. She then slapped me on my arse and said I had a sexy bum, and stroked her finger up the crack of my bum. YOU LIKE THAT, she said. YES, I replied." I'M IN FOR AN OUTING HERE I THOUGHT". She then tied my hair up(as its pretty long), and clipped it up. She said"YOU CAN BE MY LADY BOY!, AND LAUGHED". I laughed, also.
She then started massaging my calves and worked her way up to my hamstrings(hard, firm strokes as I asked). She then started working on my butt, for a bit before moving onto my lower back. She the applied some oil and started digging her elbows into my back(from top too bottom), working all the knots out. She done quite a bit of work on my shoulders, more so my right one, as I said I was having trouble with it. After this she went back to my calves, before working on my inner thighs. It got a bit more sensual here, and then mai said"I'M GONNA EMPTY YOUR BOLLOCKS, AFTER, and laughed. She has a wicked, laugh. At this point, I was thinking "THIS GIRL IS F****** NUTS". in a good way, a real good laugh. I was hard at this point, and she told me to turn over. As she did she asked me "DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND", I said, no. As I turned over. I'LL HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY THAI FRIEND'S , would you like that?,i don't know if she was serious, or it was just banter. I just laughed and said yes. mai said "YOU GO TO THE GYM, AND THEN YOU COME HERE TO KILL US". It's hard work massaging you. I said they all say that. YOU'VE BEEN FOR MASSAGE BEFORE, THEN. I said yes. You been to Churchill way, I said yes.
Mai carried on massaging my quads and front of my calves (combining hard and sensual), she then started working on my arms, and rubbing my chest at which point my old boy was twitching like crazy. She stroked her nails ever so gently down my ribs which was ticklish, but felt good, over my belly and down my inner thighs.
Right mai said HIM NEXT, "POINTING TO MY COCK", "I'M GONNA EMPTY YOUR BOLLOCKS, NOW!", and she put a pillow under my head.
AAAAARGH!, she said quite loud and started wanking my off furiously. Shit, I thought to myself, slow down mai, or I'll blow my load straight away. She then laughed, that wicked laugh of hers slowed it right down, while smiling and looking me in the eyes as she gently caressed my balls and cock. This went on for a while before she speeded up again and kept going until I
couldn't hold on any longer and my body jumped up off the bed a couple of times and I blew my load. Mai looked at me, and laughed. THERE'S A LOT HERE, she said. She then cleaned me up. Asked if I wanted a shower, which I did. I chatted with mai for a bit, paid her the £20 and left. As I went to leave she grabbed me, and walked arm in arm with me to the door. She said to ask for her next time.
Summary : I didn't plan on going for a massage. I just needed the toilet, that's why I went in too empty my bowels. I left with not only empty bowels but also, empty bollocks(courtesy of mai). I thought I'd better ask for a massage first before asking to use their toilet, not too appear too cheeky. As it turned out, this unplanned massage was one of the best all round. Mai is nice looking,slim,about mid to late 30's(hard to tell), and a hell of a lot of fun. Easy to talk too, her English is pretty good(there were some phrases I didn't quite catch), but overall she has a great, fun personality and is a really nice person.
Massage : 9/10
H/e : 9/10
Would I return : yes, definitely. I spent a very pleasurable hour in the companyy of mai.
