Fuckme_Carmenxo Glasgow - 30 min incall

[Glesgaboy]

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Recent visit £90 hh, now £100

Comms - a bit tortuous but I persevered.  AW messages to agree, book and confirm and then text on the day to confirm.
She kept me in the car park for a 15 mins due to some thing or other.

Venue - hotel near squinty bridge

Girl - accurate photos and I would agree with other reviews - giggly, even appears younger than stated and appears a bit scatty -  but all in all an instant turn-on to spend a booking with a young, hot SP .

The meeting - hid behind the door in nice lingerie...DFK as soon as the door closed..and then kissing and fondling continued for 10 minutes as I attempted to get out of my clothes ( to avoid any scent or lipstick risk) while keeping my tongue down her throat!

She is full on, high energy and totally gagging for it!

She eagerly dropped to her knees and started facefucking my cock really deep and hard - it was brilliant!.
In my experience with other SPs - FF is more about me pushing as much as I can be allowed and the SP trying to control the situation and prevent herself choking...this one can't get enough of it!!
Excellent!

We then moved onto RO which is when the vocals started!
HOLY FUCK - is she loud!
She was loving it big time!

Bag on and Mish, followed by doggie, CG and reverse - all with her screeching the fucking place down!
FANTASTIC!

Quick shower and paperwork done and out just after her 30 minute timer ( no sign of clockwatching or hurrying though)
I think I may return! 

 

[Problem Child]

Only a 15 min wait?
That’s not too bad for her…

She is a wee fucking pocket rocket tho. She really turns me on more than any woman I’ve fucked for a long time..

[Kruncher44]

There's no doubt she sounds some girl; a pity she's just a little too young and as little too expensive for me.

Sometimes I get an image in my head of a gang of the hotel staff outside the door listening in and enjoying the show. One day one of you lads is going to exit to a round of applause  .

[seeker]

Re Fm.Carmen .
Lovely young lady 
,very very  enthusiastic,and fun 
Time keeping  is a bit scatty , but she does make up for it  in person ,
So I'm willing to overlook the time keeping issues
Like you say Pilgrim  I'd rather she was fresh and clean and be a little late .

 

[pilgrim]

Kruncher, you sound like a bitter and twisted old WG who needs to cut away from the agency and go indie before it is too late for you. 

The agency is faling apart, the web site is corrupted.  They seem to be calling up all the past members to try and boost turn over.  Shame to see a once good organisation go to rat shit.  Adam the geek could do with sorting out the IT and gettingback to his freebies routine to make sure certain ladies get the bookings.

[Dman88]

There's no doubt she sounds some girl; a pity she's just a little too young and as little too expensive for me.

Sometimes I get an image in my head of a gang of the hotel staff outside the door listening in and enjoying the show. One day one of you lads is going to exit to a round of applause  .

Good one Freya 

[Kruncher44]

Kruncher, you sound like a bitter and twisted old WG who needs to cut away from the agency and go indie before it is too late for you. 

The agency is faling apart, the web site is corrupted.  They seem to be calling up all the past members to try and boost turn over.  Shame to see a once good organisation go to rat shit.  Adam the geek could do with sorting out the IT and gettingback to his freebies routine to make sure certain ladies get the bookings.

Fucking hell, it was a joke. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, let alone try to interpret it as , "bitter and twisted" .

I've said before ,and I'll say it again; other than being an infrequent customer , I've no affiliation  to GEA whatsoever...none! I've no idea what to say that could convince you otherwise because you seem to have made your mind up and will continue to misconstrue my intent.

I'd be more annoyed but, I think I'm beginning to see why you think something dodgy is going on. Whatever/whoever it is, I am not part of it.

[Kruncher44]

Good one Freya 

And then you turn up to try and muddy the waters!

[pilgrim]

Fucking hell, it was a joke. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, let alone try to interpret it as , "bitter and twisted" .

I've said before ,and I'll say it again; other than being an infrequent customer , I've no affiliation  to GEA whatsoever...none! I've no idea what to say that could convince you otherwise because you seem to have made your mind up and will continue to misconstrue my intent.

I'd be more annoyed but, I think I'm beginning to see why you think something dodgy is going on. Whatever/whoever it is, I am not part of it.

I will be extremely surprised if it is not proven that you, Kruncher44 and RandyTiki884 are best of buddies at the agency, or are the same person.  You managed to create profiles on consecutive days just a minute apart. Robyn/Robin/Joey or whatever she is calling herself these days along with Freya sit there boiling round the witches coven raging at the young lasses who get booked up in the agency.  The ones that do stick it out get treated like shite and customers frequently get told there is no availability before being steered towards Freya.  Check the facts for yourself, its there in Black & White.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317716
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317493
Even this profile, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317295  looks like an agency staff member or fan bhoy.

[Falkirk GND]

Robyn/Robin/Joey or whatever she is calling herself these days along with Freya sit there boiling round the witches coven raging at the young lasses who get booked up in the agency.

Has Robyn (or whatever she’s going by these days) hung up her hold ups then? Finally figured out that she’s WAY too jaded and lacks kerb appeal?

If she’s actually running the show behind the scenes, then no wonder the whole setup has gone to shit!  She just about managed to collect the money from the girls back when she was shagging the bosses son, but actually managing the younger girls and the website is clearly beyond her very limited talents 

She hasn’t even the brains to work out that it’s far easier to be nice to the younger talent, keep them happy, and promote them to punters so that they make her more money, than it is to fuck fat sweaty old bastards day in day out herself (not that I reckon she got many takers pre retirement). Thick as pigshit, that one. 

[Kruncher44]

I will be extremely surprised if it is not proven that you, Kruncher44 and RandyTiki884 are best of buddies at the agency, or are the same person.  You managed to create profiles on consecutive days just a minute apart. Robyn/Robin/Joey or whatever she is calling herself these days along with Freya sit there boiling round the witches coven raging at the young lasses who get booked up in the agency.  The ones that do stick it out get treated like shite and customers frequently get told there is no availability before being steered towards Freya.  Check the facts for yourself, its there in Black & White.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317716
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317493
Even this profile, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=317295  looks like an agency staff member or fan bhoy.

Well I hope you are surprised because your theory  ( at least on me)  is wrong. I have only created one profile and I'd hope login details might help prove that to be the case. Other than that, or giving up  anonymity, I'm at a loss as to what else I can do. From the profiles you've linked there: the other two registered and started posting almost immediately; I may have restarted in February but it took nearly four months before I posted anything because I needed to be fully vaccinated before punting/ socialising again. The timings can only be coincidental; the profile  behaviours are different, imo. 

You seem to be hinting at some sort of internal civil war bithching at GEA? For all I know you may be entirely correct about that; it's not my business and I have no gossip or stories to share on them, I've no doubt you've more information then me. I can't dispute it, counter it and I'm not going to defend it. If there is some sort of strife I'm not on either side of it. I haven't criticised or argued for/against anyone at or associated with GEA ---- other than an attempt at a review of a meet with Katie, and if I'd suspected I was putting myself in the middle of this schoolgirl pishfest I wouldn't have bothered with it and I regret doing it. From now on I won't mention GEA (even if I do return to them) or indeed any ex's from there either; they (the agency)
are  not worth the hassle.

To the OP, Glesgaboy, I apologise for my pythonesqe humour inadvertently leading your excellent review off-course; not fair to you or the lass herself....who, for the record, seems absolutely amazing fun.

[pilgrim]

Has Robyn (or whatever she’s going by these days) hung up her hold ups then? Finally figured out that she’s WAY too jaded and lacks kerb appeal?

If she’s actually running the show behind the scenes, then no wonder the whole setup has gone to shit!  She just about managed to collect the money from the girls back when she was shagging the bosses son, but actually managing the younger girls and the website is clearly beyond her very limited talents 

She hasn’t even the brains to work out that it’s far easier to be nice to the younger talent, keep them happy, and promote them to punters so that they make her more money, than it is to fuck fat sweaty old bastards day in day out herself (not that I reckon she got many takers pre retirement). Thick as pigshit, that one. 

The bosses son certainly worked his way through most of them. He eventually left with one who had his child. One of the phone muppets going by the name "Adam" used to fb the girls asking for pics and out of hours extras, in return he would push more bookings their way.
I didnt know Robin/Joe was collecting the money, I remember Sienna volunteered to collect the money and did a runner. Robin has been taking the pictures for years now, so i think it was a natural progression to being a phone muppet. They are doomed, no effort being made to fix the web site.

[seeker]

What pictures Pilgrim .
Its the same old shite, out of date ones been up for years .
Stephenie must me a granny by now.are any of the pictures
Actually representative of the actual truth .
The younger ones are well out of there 

[pilgrim]

Shes the photographer for the new profiles. As you say all the other profile pics are a fair few years old. Any of the past WGs returning are using the same pics they had originally done.

[Clattypats]

Good review Glesgaboy, glad you had a good time anyway... 

Like I've said previously, poor timekeeping I can go to an extent, radio silence I can't, no matter how good she may or may not be... But its a valuable review for those that wish to see her, and as much as Negs may save punters money/time etc, Pos reviews are just as relevant, unless punters are a bit tetchy about their "let's keep it to myself WG" getting booked out!... 

[Glesgaboy]

I agree with that summary Clatty.
Poor comms scrape through with me to an extent.
Radio silence is unacceptable. 

[Bru1901]

Has Robyn (or whatever she’s going by these days) hung up her hold ups then? Finally figured out that she’s WAY too jaded and lacks kerb appeal?

If she’s actually running the show behind the scenes, then no wonder the whole setup has gone to shit!  She just about managed to collect the money from the girls back when she was shagging the bosses son, but actually managing the younger girls and the website is clearly beyond her very limited talents 

She hasn’t even the brains to work out that it’s far easier to be nice to the younger talent, keep them happy, and promote them to punters so that they make her more money, than it is to fuck fat sweaty old bastards day in day out herself (not that I reckon she got many takers pre retirement). Thick as pigshit, that one. 

Robyn runs the show. Its her agency.

The young ones were all in line till middle of lockdown when they all got culled and in return simply moved to aw.